RPGM - Pokemon Messed Up Version -XXX- [v2.0] [hulster]

Grinding is stupid and i hated it. Now with that out of the way...

It's not a complete mess. Humour doesn't get in the way and i didn't feel cringed for a second. Of course it's not some peak entertainment, but it's not a big deal either, and far from worst.

It's possible to beat everything legit, though i did have to spend an hour on grinding and losing. You should just run to the city, not fight anything, get the balls and save-scum your way into catching that Elekid and you're set, instead of trying to grind your starter. Pichu is a micropeen of Pokemon world, and it's absolutely pathetic. Wild pokemons are also either too strong or too weak to let you grind Pichu on them.

Scenes are... unique. In a raw way, i bet no other game has this much genuine rawness. Even veterans of NTR might enjoy GF here, because of how unusual your relationships with her are. Honestly, i want to see more, i got tired of the usual "normal" writing.

3 stars because pokeballs are restricted, and you have to grind shitton of exp. There's no exp share function either, so it takes even longer if you want to set up the whole team.

Humor is incredibly childish and annoying, and difficulty is so skewed against you that it is impossible to get anywhere without grinding for specific encounters that only have a 5% chance of you succeeding. The porn is also pretty bad. Pictures are mediocre at best and the writing is basically non-existent.

You start with a lvl 2 pichu and there are lvl 14s in the grass outside the starter town... Everything outlevels and therefore outspeeds you on a pokemon that is very fragile but fast being its main advantage... You either have to get the 10% paralyze proc off your moves and hope for full paralyze or just grind out encounters with pokemon that have non-damaging movies and hope the ai only chooses them. Then its a grindfest of kill 1 thing and take the stupidly long run back to the center for a heal. Also half the starting trainers have ground types and you don't learn anything but electric moves for a long time so wild encounter farming is literally the only thing you can do.

A porn game is not the place for this level of stupidity so it doesn't deserve the second star the other reviewer gave for it technically being possible...

Update for version 2.0: You are supposed to have access to surf from the start giving you access to easier water types to train Pichu on and for using against Brock. However this only works if you turn on debug mode from a picture in your room. It took over a week to get the dev to listen to us that something was wrong since the only testing he does is in debug mode and to put out a fix that didn't fully solve the issue. We now have the surf hm but no badge to let us use it outside of battle. Now it's been another two weeks and the dev still hasn't listened to us telling him that we need a badge. His only reply thus far is that it's already fixed in the last update. Worse yet this not only makes the early game insanely difficult like previously stated but it stops you from progressing after the first gym since you need to use surf to get to the new zone. I have lost all hope in the dev so i'm done following this broken game that hasn't been fixed due solely to the dev thinking that just because it works for him in debug mode it's fine. Even though the difficulty issues arn't intentional and will probably be fixed eventually, this remains a 1 Star due to the insanely terrible/childish dialogue/humor, really short and boring sex scenes and art, and because of the incompetence of the dev both in programming/game design as well as just not listening to the community.

Wow of all the Pokemon rom hacks / alters. This is definitely one of the worst. No amount of porn will compensate for the sense of humor of a 13yr old boy. And the complete shit storm of lack of any thought to game design. If you get past the starting town you have the patience of a god. And the soul of the devil.
It's technically playable. That's the only thing that keeps this from being 1 star.