Welp... This site's about to get shot behind a dumpster now. SO before Untendo hunts this page down and murders every last one of us and our unborn children. I should probably explain what it is and why ya'll should give it a shot.
Polidog Patrol is a Side-Scrolling Beat-Em-Up Open World game where you play as a Shiba assigned to the investigation of a mysterious drug that's turning people straight up feral. (As in turning them into extremely violent, murderous and horny psychopaths, not actual feral animals.) The game's Story and Cutscenes move along in a Visual Novel style to give players a good look of the cast they will be working with.
Gameplay wise. IT'S FANTASTIC~!!! This is one of the most fun Beat-Em Up's I have played in a while. I personally haven't ran into any issues when getting into the games combat. And the game spends a good amount of time Tutorializing everything to make sure you don't have any problems when some of the harder bits come into play, be it traversal, Shooting Ranges, or Boss Fights. The only problem is when you try to have multiple party members, it can somehow cause the game's framerate to tank. Not gamebreaking, but if your PC isn't strong enough, you may have to play the game solo.
Pornographic Wise. This is where the game comes just a bit short, The porn is pretty much limited to just the in-game models using the same poses for both masturbation and penetration. So by no means will this game satisfy your sexual urges, which makes sense. The creator admits that he dosen't have the best writing in his field. And so most of the sex scenes are limited to just quickies and basic dirty talk. (Now while the protagonist keeps saying stuff about never being into guys. This game is 100% M/M. Sorry, but no pussy.)
How's the Art? The art of this game is pretty fantastic too. The games simple, somewhat cartoony looking sprites and world design make it very easy to see everything. Nothing feels too bright, or out of place. And the basic backgrounds actually help when combat comes into play when you have to shoot or smack away throwing weapons. The thing that surprised me was the music, as you progress you'll start to encounter some pretty decent tunes. But once your nearing the endgame, you'll be blasted by the most impressive soundtracks that a porn game should have no right to possess.
