It's raining outside, mom.. where is the umbrella? "Just take half my bra, son".
It's still raining outside, mom.. everything is flooded! "Just take the other half of my bra, son... and here is a paddle".
"Son, can you scratch? My nipple itches and my arms are not long enough".
"Son.. when i sleep on my Back, i die".
"No, you sleep alone on the floor. I need the double-bed for myself.. one side for me.. the other for my boobs".
Sadly i could go on for hours and that shows how boobs with their own orbits and satelites are wrong.