This gets an overall rating of 2 stars purely for the models. That is it. This game is terrible in every other way. It is, impressively, the least competent survivors-like I have ever seen. And I've seen some real trash. The progression for getting porn is also horrendous, and the porn itself is underwhelming.
The gameplay! Absolute trash. This has the worst pacing of any survivors-like I've seen yet, in which you are intended to find multiple weapons, but they seem to spawn at the same points and I only ever found two. EXP is earned horrendously slowly, and after 3 matches, never found a single pickup to draw them all in. Everything but the pistol you start with needs ammo, and ammo drops at random. I only ever got a single drop. You dash where you're looking, meaning it is the single worst evasive dash you could give somebody. You're also not invincible while dashing, despite it being a teleport that WILL clip you through objects and the map. It's also infinite, which sounds useful, but really isn't since enemies just spawn behind you at all times. It just lets you realize that the game doesn't have a wall. This means you can very easily fall off the map and then fall forever. Very cool.
It's also boring. So, so, sooooOOO boring.
The porn!
It's alright. It's J U S T alright. Seriously alright. Mind numbingly okay. You'll have to drop at least 30 minutes of the most boring, uninspired and unpolished gameplay to see a single scene from start to finish. Why? Because you have to spend points earned through playing on every single pose. Every. Single. Pose. Not scene. Pose. NPC is fingering you? Unlock that. NPC stops fingering you? Unlock that. NPC moves your body to prepare to fuck you? Unlock that. NPC is finally fucking you? Unlock that. NPC is cumming in you? Unlock that, too! You unlock everything, motion by motion. And it's not even on par with what I see from SFM animators with 2k followers on twitter. It's fucking jerky and unnecessarily convoluted to see.
The menu! Because that even warrants mention.
The gallery is named "External Storage", by the way. Worth noting purely because almost everything in this game is just named stupidly. The "Test Room" lets you get 3 lines of dialogue from each of the girls, which will glitch over each other line that doesn't close correctly, instead of letting you test gameplay. This is relevant because the settings menu, which doesn't work until you're actually PLAYING the game, unpauses it. You can't adjust settings in the menu. My game also crashed when I tried talking to the girls too many times. Couldn't find any other interactions there.
Everything about this game screams "gAme dESiGN is mY pASsIOn!"
It is terrible from start to finish and does not have even the potential to be something. Not unless the entire current development team throws in the towel and hands the project over to anyone else. This will go the way of every other dumpster fire porn game that is funded purely because it has hot babes and the allure of being an actual game. It will drag out development for years, get marginally better, then either get abandoned for a new project or rushed to a 1.0 to claim promises have been met.
