Hey teenagers,
This great game will delight you. If you’re into fantasy and science-fiction productions like
Dark,
Back to the Future, or
Stranger Things, you got it all here then, who needs any more imaginative nonsense?
If you like being teased by slutty sexy female characters, get ready for some wild adventures where every female character you meet will drool over you, no matter how dumb you are. You’ll quickly discover that every love interest is, let’s just say, an easy catch (slut). So you won’t have to worry about the hassle of picking up girls or popping their cherries. Thanks to the Devs, almost all they’re set and ready to go. They’ll even share examples of their past “hot” experiences with you. And the best part? You don’t need to convince them that their colorful past doesn’t bother you; the developers have taken care of that for you. Just keep pressing the spacebar.
No need to stress about whether they’ll be upset if you reject them. The developers are too busy to create scenes about love pangs or rejections. So don’t worry, there’s no room for resentment because it simply doesn’t exist.
Feeling clumsy, stupid, or like a wannabe? Don’t worry. You’ll feel the same way in this game too, but this time, the girls will fall for you precisely because you’re dumbass. And if you manage to collect enough “assertive” points, who knows, you might even get the chance to feel like a real man once in a while.
Don’t let the chance of squeezing, bouncing, fondling, flicking, licking and tweaking tits slip by. Come on. You are young and life is long, and there is time to kill today.
Don't take my sarcasm to heart, you'll really like this game.
Hey guys,
TLDR: Life is short. Don't.. Not worth it.
First off, let me quickly go over the things I liked about the game. Even though it borrows elements from other titles, the game is built around a solid story. This general framework mostly helps keep the developers in check, preventing them from randomly throwing in scenarios that could weaken the narrative, like "What should we make the main character do today?" or "Which character should he interact with now?" While some scenes and dialogues drag on with unnecessary details, I have to say the game is pretty engaging.
Now, I can't say the same for the camera angles, but the renders and animations are surprisingly close to top-notch quality. This is probably the best part of the game. I wasn't particularly impressed with the character models, but I wasn't disappointed either.
You quickly realize that our main character is basically a boy trying to act like an adult. I don't want to offend the writer, but it feels like a 14 or 15-year-old who wants to seem grown-up is doing the talking here. His constant need to prove himself and his attempts to come off as charmingly goofy start to get old after a while. On the other hand, all this childish perspective of the main character creates a strange contradiction with the dialogues on some technical issues in the narrative (anime fandom, computer knowledge, music taste etc).
Even though the game offers plenty of choices, it doesn’t really give the players any real say. The negative options are basically meaningless. It’s like, if you want to see something, pick the positive response; if not, well, you’re out of luck. There are plenty of love interests, but only a few actually lead to more intimate scenes, so you're basically directed (forced) towards relationships with certain characters.
Even though the game as it stands seems to deserve a solid 3.5 stars, after my frustrating experience, I just can’t bring myself to give it three or four stars.