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My explanation for these ranks:
Jubilee:
She may not have anything to say when you ask her to talk to you, but she makes up for that by having her level up scenes be my absolute favorite in the game. She says feels more compelled towards me than her previous "ex-man" -- so that's always a plus. It's like a reverse NTR. I genuinely feel better, much more like a real winner with Jubilee than I do with any other girl.
Rogue: The original girl-next-door-turned-goth. We've all had one of those, and Rogue makes that a reality. And unlike all the other formerly normal girls who became goth later on, she doesn't play games, nor does she play hard-to-get.
Storm: This is a purely physical attraction. It's shallow, but having nothing but sexual chemistry goes a very long way in a relationship. She never says no (not too much anyway), doesn't mind showing off her body, and goes out of her way to give you more motivation to learn in class. While I may not have much to talk about with her, I'll always welcome her whispers of sweet nothing before, during, and after lovemaking. Looks are more important in a relationship than any NPC will admit.
Frost: Well, I like her a little. I even enjoy the way she sort of acts like she doesn't want to be too close to me, and yet always invites me back to her place after class. I kind of like looking at her eyes, but not that much, to be honest. I imagine without the (mutant-induced?) blue eyeshadow, they might be even less of a turn-on for me. Having good eyes is just as important as having great breasts. She's good, but I just can't generate that much desire for her, overall.
The Last Trio: Let's get this over with. In her film version X-23 (who is now well over 18) is beautiful. She's feisty. She knows when to be nice. Evolution's version is has all of these things as well. However, I'm just not as attracted to the Evolution version as I am to the film's version.
Should X-23 be higher up? For now, and for the foreseeable future, I honestly don't think so. But I'm not going to place her any higher than this. Oni will never change her art to reflect an older version of her film appearance, and the vaginal opening she has we get together is some of the worst depictions of pulsating poontang I've ever seen.
Jean:
Well, like with every other girl here, I like her. Oni fixed her eyes from her original concept art, but even after doing that, they
still don't look as good as her original Evolution design. I think her attitude is sometimes funny, and I also enjoy how she's just willing to let me massage her in the middle of class. However, despite all this, she just doesn't turn me on as the others. She doesn't even turn me on as much as X-23 does. She's fun, pretty enough since Oni changed her eyes, and flashed her tits when we first met. It was quite enjoyable -- but it didn't bring out my basic instincts.
Shadow-Cat: It's spelled, "Shadowcat" -- but I prefer the hyphenated version because I used to really like Spider-Man before moving onto edgier super-beings with tattoos and glowing copyright-proof lightsabers, o-katanas and paintbrushes, and bowl-cuts and broadswords in hipster Japanese Role-Playing Games.
Yes, I know it's "bowlcut" -- autocorrect keeps redlining the words Shadowcat and bowlcut and I'm not going to add those words to its official dictionary because I don't want to do that company's work for them.
What was I talking about? Right, X-23's dominatrix riding crop.
Shadow-Cat: I get that most girls who look like her, act like her. I understand that. They play hard-to-get. Or, failing that, the just reject you flat-out and never speak to you for the rest of the school year.
Unfortunately, like most women, she can't see past the end of her own world-view. Points to Oni for making her female-accurate, I guess.
Due to the fact that she can't get past her own mental-blockade (there I go again with the unnecessary use of hyphens, but in SC's case, she definitely has one, and it should be its own term for girls like her) she doesn't realize that all these other beautiful girls are clamoring for my cock.
Think back to Southeast Asia-maxing: Ever meet a less-than-attractive guy (I'm getting to the main point) and he tells you how he was lucky enough to find a girlfriend in that region of the world.
Now, has there at any point--in any of those conversations--been a girl who just LOVES to eavesdrop (you can tell by her attitude), and tells the guy (whether she eavesdrops in real life or on social media, reddit, etcetera) she'll chop his dick off for taking advantage of the "poor girl's" economic situation by being a White guy in a foreign country?
That's the girl finally realizing she has a mental-blockade and makes no effort to improve upon her personality.
I'm applying this situation to what Shadow-Cat's attitude would be like had she not been one of the girls addicted to me. This is her only saving grace, and the main reason why she will always be last.
Even behind Doreen.
Women like this ruin everything for men.
When a short guy makes gains at the gym, she's the asshole who tells him that he's overcompensating while wearing high heels.
When an unattractive guy is trying to study and make a lot of money, she accuses him of using his own money of getting laid. And if even if he doesn't do that and goes purely for prostitutes, she askes him "Can't you ever have sex without paying for it??"
Shadow-Cat, I would've joined the Brotherhood of Mutants just to be able to catch you once off-guard. You can't remain intransient forever. I play X-Men fighting games because I keep pretending I'm taking you down a notch in front of everyone in the X-Men. I fight every single X-Man as Magneto because I know, just like in real life, I have to get take down the group of people who defend this sort of behavior at the same time.
This happens a lot more often than you think. The reason why it's not all over social media is because men can't stand to be humiliated in front of the women they're defending, and women like Shadow-Cat can't be perceived as anything less than invincible.
So, it's a mass blackout of epic porportions.
You've all seen it at least once in your life: a group of assholes is ganging up on some poor guy, the guy fights back, the guy actually wins because of all the effort he puts into his training, and they all delete any evidence of that happening.
If you're ugly and short, it is possible to get laid.
It just very rarely happens because you have to be a complete savage to be able to fight off everyone else. The absolute best.
No exceptions. No rules. No mercy.
Jubes' Boobs.
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