Great, go enjoy some Rtenzo art then. Where the tits are the size of minivans but still perky as they massage a dick so big it has a digestive tract.
If it were to float my boat, why not (may I remind you this forum has a rule against kink shaming? About keeping it civil too - I say that for your insult "adipose ninny"... ). But I'm afraid I won't live up to your expectations: my kinks are mostly mainstream, I think.
You're the one so deluded that you think tits looking like tits is somehow gross.
I'm the one trying to make you understand porn is about hotness, not accurate depiction of things. So if big boobs are hot and shapely boobs are hot (two ideas shared by a lot of people attracted to boobs and I said
a lot, not
all; tiny boobs lovers, please, do not feel offended), an artist can draw big shapely boobs. No matter how much real tits that big would sag. Such is the power of drawing! Wonderful, isn't it?
It's about looking at some hentai and thinking "Boy, I sure am glad this doesn't look like someone tried to draw a human from memory."
Aaand we're back to the square where I try to make you understand quality art isn't necessary realistic art and artist are entitled to not let reality restrict their drawings.
But if you want women to look like their tits have all the softness of granite, go for it.
I do appreciate classical statues but I don't use them sexually, thank you. Like I said, I consider myself quite a regular pervert, so I simply fap to big shapely boobs without thinking about their physic, be it how gravity should have make them saggy if the character were an actual person or what kind of implants they would require to look like this - unlike you, it seems. Did you try meditation? It may help you to clear your mind and simply enjoy the moment...