A Talent of non-existent Gold shall be rewarded on the Kalends to the man or woman or attack helicopter who so delivers a text of no less than 6000 words, or 1 Well drawn image, or three mediocre images so depicting Futa Alexia facefucking or buggering Greyhide.
And Ten Talents shall be delivered unto they who so deliver text or artwork depicting Whitescar and either Rowan, or Greyhide, or All, Involved in one, or multiple sexual acts, and hand holding, and kissing, and hugging.
Let it be known that this prize is paid duly by The Furry Fandom, an anonymous people’s cult who dress in strange costumes, people who are of dubious taste but with access to suspiciously large sums of wealth! Trve Furries for Trve Porn!
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