English:............6/10
User Interface:.....4/10
User Experience:....7/10
Art:................7/10
Dialogue:...........8/10
Story:..............8/10
Opinion:............7/10................
Avg:.............6.71/10 [3.35/5]
I have tried to play this game multiple times. I see the previews and think "I like the robot aesthetic, let's try" What I can't get over is how ugly MC is. There are only two other games I find with an MC this physically unappealing and alienating. His face is simultaneously too babyish, fat, flat, square, and his mascara and bulging out eyes are too distracting. If your MC is this ugly, do your best NOT to show him. Not only will we not be forced to see his ugly face, but it improves immersion. There's also a GIANT SQUASHED PLACEHOLDER IMAGE IN THE UPPER LEFT. Excuse me? Does no one play their own game? It also opens with "I wish I knew then what I know now" implying something negative happens. But, being a dumb porn game, it probably means he had a rough wake up and it gets better. But I'll have to get more than 20 minutes into the story to know more. If this puts me off so much I quit again, I'll never know. A shame, I'm sure. So far, the UI is stock with some font, and the menus have extra coloring. And right away, the MC is an absolute moron. He wakes up, gets attacked, then has to be told they're under attack. So right away, I'm tired of him. I sincerely hope he improves and my biggest gripes are his and the UI's looks. The introduction bodes ill for his character though. He even doesn't know how guns work for some reason. And refused to take the assault rifle because... He forgot it existed? And the initial antagonist "Kyle" was tired of being on a space ship... So he destroyed one of their power supplies and starts a mutiny? I'm barely in and no one is thinking. It's absurd. Karaline is a bitch to be a bitch, the rebels are evil for evil's sake, and MC is a moron.
To rehash what I've already said, MC suddenly wakes up on a spaceship. Some guy immediately runs up to him, threatening to kill him. There's been a mutiny. MC is the next Commander, cryogenically frozen until it's his turn to lead. Because the chain of command and promotions for people outside of r cryo pods no longer exists? Either way, Amelia, the ship's personified AI, wakes up MC to help out. She even saves MC by killing his would be attacker. An AI that can kill people, not a scary thought at all. She tells him he has 5 shots and needs to either save maintenance or med bay. No matter what you choose, Karaline thinks MC is a piece of shit for not being able to be in two places at once. Why? Because the writer said we needed someone to be a form of inter-personal conflict in the story. Then MC and Kara go to kill Kyle because who would ever name their kid Kyle. He wants to release prisoners so he has people to fight for him. Luckily no one can shoot someone 15 feet away and MC emerges victorious. Finally, Amelia lore dumps that this ship has been in space for 80 years. Which, usually, I'd rescind my earlier comment about MC not knowing how to use guns. However, why would a ship that is on a long journey like this need to develop new weapons that somehow read DNA though electromagnetic waves? Literally every other aspect of life needs to be considered before making the gun from Judge Dredd. Anyway, I digress. The crew just learned that they haven't been in contact with Earth for 75 years. This also adds to my point earlier about people getting promoted to commander, people would grow into the role even. It's an odd thing that doesn't seem like it would have been the best decision. Then you get a menu where everything is a shade of dark blue or less dark blue. It is hard to read, too small, and very "early 2000's techno" so, unappealing. If this is a major part of the game going forward, I'm gonna be sad. It's an eyesore both literally and figuratively. I'm getting war flashbacks of another game about being stranded in an emergency spaceship. At least this AI isn't insufferable.
This opens up the linear sandbox element of talking to everyone, one by one. Zoe tells MC her dad was killed, right next to Cora. Then MC says "Hey Cora, Zoe told me what happened." She should have been able to hear that? But it's so hard to make imagebuttons, gotta click on everyone! And, as per usual, as soon as you click on Kara, she lashes out at MC for no reason other than to be an asshole. Why. MC has literally just woken up and saved people and helped stop the mutiny. But no, he's an ass because he can't perform mitosis. My only thought is she finds him as ugly as I do. When MC finally winds down, you, the reader that is 99.9% male, get to see his raging hardon when he imagines the women he just met naked. So, first hint at sex is a dream sequence. That is not a good omen. Dream sex is pointless. Not only does it ruin the reveal of the LI's nudey bits, but they imagine them perfectly because making(buying) more than one model for a character would be effort. Moral of the story: we don't need to see that MC is hard, we can take his word for it. We KNOW this is a sex game, sex will be in it, we don't need to see him masturbate. This is also a poor section because Amelia send MC to get some rest, and instead of letting him rest, she calls him as soon as possible for a status update? And I love how, in the shower, MC praised his team. Then, in the briefing room, he's mad no one was prepared for a mutiny that sabotaged the ship. What? Am I the only one that read that? "SO Sorry not everyone is ready for an asshat that destroys the ship" shut up you idiot MC. He even brings it up as if he's been the only one doing their job. People just got done killing each other from going stir crazy, literally, after 80 years. His tragedy is his mom got sick, they all just had friends and coworkers killed in front of them. They're supposed to prolong the human race as well, supposedly. But there doesn't seem to be a lot of them. Then MORE DREAM SEX? Come on. Have faith in your game to not need to jangle keys for the horny crowd.
After MC is woken up from his sex dream, that turns into a wet dream, they get together to have another status update? The first one was just Zoe saying things are broken. This one was about Zoe saying things are less broken and they're headed to a habitable planet. It's at this point I decided "Let me turn the voices on to see the voice acting. That's new." I immediately laughed and turned it off. I would rather have no voices than the worst AI voices available, like in this. It is so dry and unnatural I don't know who thought "Yeah.. This is good!" It's not. The cadences are terrible. The monotone nature of everyone makes it more boring than just reading. And, any time the English is less than stellar, it exacerbates how bad it sounds. I would, honestly, just drop the voices entirely. Listening to two robots talk at each other is no fun. And definitely not enticing in an AVN. I would also like to point out that if MC had merely stated they were going to land earlier, it would have avoided some fighting and bloodshed. They're doing exactly what the mutineers wanted. Wow. You then get the choice to follow Amelia or meet Kara. I think it's impossible to not have Amelia like MC so I went with Kara, not feeling up to try every route. Kara is instantly annoyed by MC's presence, then he asks "Are we good?" and she softens up and smiles at him immediately. We then learn MCs mom had cancer. Because the only tragedy anyone can have is a mom with cancer or a dad that gets killed by the mafia. And after that, I found out you can't skip over the texting sessions. Great. The only thing I'm grateful for is it doesn't try to simulate the other person texting. Who wants that? And the day rounds out by MC and Amelia essentially visiting the HoloDeck together and an AI with no emotions suddenly gets wet because she essentially shoved her crotch into MC's face. There's so many questions and issues I have with all of that. But, "this is a dumb porn game, of course the robot is a sex robot."(I will concede that she later says the simulation makes her feign emotions, but still it's odd) They then have sex and the in-fluid motion and poor, flickering lighting make it laughable at best. It doubles down because he comes in his pants again right after. Amelia also has a bed for some reason. Then she gets happy that MC treats her like a person. You know, with her no emotions. More questions.
Finally, they make it to the planet. The ship crashes and Kara immediately blames MC. Okay? Never mind the cutscene that had a poor walk-cycle and a bunch of oddly tweened motions. The animations just aren't good. Except for the sex loops that are more than likely purchased loops. Getting back to the issue, instead of being concerned or trying to survive Kara just gets mad at MC. He's done two things since waking up: stop a mutiny, and decide to colonize a planet. He had no control over people revolting or a ship falling out of the sky. Unless he was piloting and even then it's made to look like it just stops working. Then Kit Fisto and his people attack MC and his crew and he passes out again. Because MCs backstory can't be told in a fluid conversation but only during flashbacks to make it seem more traumatic or meaningful. That doesn't work on me. But away to Cora, whose husband died less than THREE DAYS AGO fantasizing about MC. Earlier I was gonna make a joke that I hope Cora is the only one that has a sex scene to spite this game and because she'd need comfort. But for her to just start frothing at the gash for him idly is disrespectful and makes her a shitty character. If this were a show or book, it'd be one thing. But she's a character in an AVN, they're supposed to be likable. After meeting the locals, there's a language barrier. And another free-roam section opens up. You get done talking to Kara... Only for you to have to talk to Kara? Do you not see how pointless this is? What have I, the player, gained from clicking twice to get to the dialogue with a character MC was JUST speaking to? Nothing. Anywho, MC and friends instantly learn the alien language, and MC inserts the humans into their issues. Then hard cut to the Kit Fisto queen having sex with a prostitute. She's evil for the sake of evil. I guess they drink the green aliens' blood to survive. So that makes them evil. Don't worry. I'm sure MC's penis will solve all their issues. Eventually, the dev uses the multiple speakers function, but because they don't know how to use it, the dialogue box doubles itself over one of the lines of dialogue. I don't forsee that being used much.
Unsure if this is choice dependent, but you get a scene where Layla discovered an aphrodisiac that makes it impossible to do anything but orgasm. Apparently random weeds on this planet do that. Great. Layla even went into detail that she doesn't care about sex and hates loose women. But the next time you see her, she begs MC for dick and right after there's no repercussions for him just going along and having sex with her. These characters were so close to being good, but that's two now that went completely against their established characters for the sake of a sex scene. Why bother writing if you're not gonna be consistent? And why are all the chapter ending cutscenes so choppy and disjointed? They all feel so empty, like seeing that only one thing in the scene moves so you know they didn't want to animate more.
The next chapter, Celeste, the alien leader, is captured. They constantly make it a point to bring up how brutal the tribe is. But you, the player, never see them do anything more than talk and goof around. "They'd slit her throat for being weak and getting captured" Why? There is another species that wants to kill them and drink their blood, why are they killing each other? That, logistically, makes no sense. And you eventually find out they're the last of their kind as well. Why the hell are they killing each other? Zero people are thinking right now and it is upsetting. And it's even more frustrating that I thought there would be seven chapters. (To be frank, I was worried at just how much I'd written only to be at the second chapter.) It doesn't even get to a satisfying closing spot or cliffhanger. MC just gets a message about Walter's funeral and it ends. As the player, we saw Walter for maybe 10 images and 10 lines of dialogue. We do not care. That is not an enticing scene to tease. What? I s MC gonna be a funeral crasher and sleep with some depressed chick? He already had sex with his subordinate while she was drugged. And i don't know how Scarlett survived getting shot, if you chose that route, because scenes obviously have very little impact on the overarching plot. The sad thing about this game is I'm a little disappointed. But I think OVERALL, that's a good thing. This has good dialogue and the story isn't the same garbage you see all the damn time. It's not groundbreaking, but it could be alright. I think I'll know for sure come the next sex scene. If a character suddenly changes how they act completely, the next time MC has sex, the writing is bad. It's dumb to build these characters, only for them to be someone completely different as soon as they lose a bit of clothing. Hell, Kara, the woman that actively hates MC sends him nudes after telling him off. That's stupid. Consistency is key. If all you want to do is have women in spacesuits have sex with this Ugly Moron, just make sex animations. It feels like all the sex scenes are written by someone who hasn't read what the story is even about. So frustrating.
Ultimately this is a mixed bag. It's SO CLOSE to getting a 4 stars from me. But just barely falls short. The English is fine most of the time, but regularly there are lines that feel weird to say, or just don't make sense. I can only imagine how they feel with the AI voice on the whole time. The UI/UX is partially customized. A phone, coloration, and the texting/glossary menu are okay. But it's still mostly default, which is a shame. The Art is held back by the animations. All of them are choppy or wonky. If not then there's weird lighting glitches. I'd say just don't until they can be done well. The Dialogue is almost great. I don't hate the characters, and outside of the referential humor, it feels alright. The story isn't bad either. I think they need to focus a bit, and maybe get into why they left Earth, and maybe it's going a little too fast, but it's not bad. The TLDR of it is, this is better than 90% of the crap on this site. There's a few things to iron out, and I think the characters need to be fleshed out a little better, but it's pretty good. If you made it to the end of this, give it a try. Or don't, I'm not your mother.