Others - Completed - Sex Dating Trip [Final] [CritoGames]

TL: DR - I disagree quite a bit with the previous review, but I come to a similar conclusion: don't bother.

You play as some guy (for me clearly noticeable) running around to have sex. Yes, there is some bare bones story but it really isn't any more elaborated than any porn plot involving a pizza delivery.

To do so, you have to get closer to the hearts of the girls you meet, which is done by a mini game, where you need to fire your ammunition towards the top of the screen so that it will connect to the circles with the same picture as the ammo - if three identical symbols meet this way, they and everything connected will disappear, otherwise your ammo will turn into one more circle at the top.

While not entirely atrocious, it is not much fun, also a bit too easy and for what it does a bit too time consuming once you got the hang of it. (The statistics mentioned earlier influence the way/difficulty, this is actually explained in game)

Yeah, and that's it. You see a pretty generic scene, there is no character build up that seems noteworthy, and then you continue with the next girl. Although it isn't immediately clear how to do so.

Additionally, since you also earn money along the way, you can spend this money with some random lady who will do sexy stuff for money (aka a prostitute). With whom you also do not have any connection except for three lines of dialogue.

As a caveat: I have not seen all scenes from the preview images, so I might or more likely will have missed stuff myself. However, I am not really motivated to spend more time searching since there was nothing to draw me in.

To end on a positive note: from a technical standpoint I did not encounter any bugs. But that can also be said for any "Hello World" program, which at least is over soon enough.

As usual, in my ratings 1 star is reserved for actually broken games, which this isn't, so it'll get the second. But not more.

Written by our saviour J_P, so you don't have to suffer through this.

TL: DR - by definition this game contains some simple 'animations', but save yourself the time and trouble and don't bother.

This is clearly just as asset flip game that has had zero effort put into it, and along with this game it appears there are around 9 other games using the same models, etc that are linked on Steam from this game's main menu.

For the long version:

This game has some animations (for example a player standing and breathing whilst speaking), but goddamn it is an unplayable mess.

Jesus fuckin' christ, someone has spent their time making this absolute pile of trash and yet...

This reminds me of one time I went to the store and bought a pre-owned copy of "Vampire Rain" that was on sale for $5. The guy lining up behind me at the registers makes a point of tapping me on the shoulder and telling me it is an absolute steaming pile of shit and not to even spend the $5 on it.

I was of the opinion that it was worth $5 dollars and whilst I appreciated the advice, I bought the game anyway.

I later found, when playing that absolute abortion of a game for roughly 10 minutes before switching off the Xbox in disgust, that I would have been better off throwing my $5 dollars onto the street and punching myself in the testicles repeatedly until they were a bloody pulp.

This game is much like that experience, in that I downloaded the game and thought I should just give it a shot.

I mean, other people asked about if there were animations in the game... so why not check it out to see if there were any there, at least in the long run I could let them know as a nice little thing to do and then get along with my pathetic little life.

But I was wrong.

Now I'm here wondering where it all went wrong. Why are there 5 different attributes that are at the top of the screen that have absolutely no explanation. Why is there a man standing in the middle of the screen that I only then realised a few minutes after starting was the main character? Why does the main character appear and disappear from the screen, but also somehow appear in multiple places at once?

Is the error in this game, or in my very mind? Is this game somehow remotely twisting my cognitive function and fooling my senses? Can I ever really truly experience anything again without being crushed under the shuddering doubt that this incomprehensible mish-mash of DAZ 3D assets casts a mighty and impenetrable veil over??

I weep. I weep for all that come and download this game and unleash it's filth upon their very souls.

May god have mercy on all of you.