Unity - Completed - Sex with Hitler [Final] [Romantic Room]

too fricken buggy, get stuck and need to restart all the time stuck in walls and stuff. art was pretty nice thought, animation needs a bit more work, and need more moans and voice. other than that its a nice idea for a game,

I don't particularly enjoy anything that goes on in this game and I feel like this is a bad joke that was taken unnecessarily far. The combat is so bare-bones, if I had any interest in bullet hells I'd be thoroughly disappointed by what little it does have. The sex scenes aren't... good. I don't want to be too harsh, but then I think about the idea behind it and the sexual content and it just leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. I don't think the animation is good, and what is the animation is just mainly women wiggling around. What quality the art does hold is negated by the fact that it's focused around a lazily-written character, not to mention it's about a genocidal lunatic with a series of severe mental and social problems. The first good thing I can say is that it's made me laugh while watching other people play through it, but primarily I was laughing at the game rather than with it, though I don't know if that was even intended. The only other good thing I can say is that the music is okay, but I definitely wouldn't suggest downloading it just for that. I genuinely pray that this game is only a one-off event and the team behind this makes something that isn't... well, something that isn't this.
C'mon guys, you know this isn't your best. You guys can do better.

This game is hot garbage. the art is great in terms of still images but the animations are not so good. the models in the animations do not look like their static image alternatives. Hitler however looks more consistent. I don't even remember what the story was its that bad. overall, not a terrible game but not a good one either.

Also i like how Hitler is super jacked, it makes people see him in a different light and maybe makes him more desirable. additionally, i don't think there are any images of Hitler naked and so i understand why the dev went for this look.

i would have loved for this to be a gay game, this is becuase maybe men are easier to draw becuase they have less jigggly bits and so they would be more consistent to their static image and easier to animate.

The top down shooter part is actually pretty fun. The sex scenes aren't the most amazing thing ever but they also aren't bad. All of the art and animations are surprisingly decent and all of the characters have unique personalities.

However what really knocks the game out of the park is the MC. He is extremely charismatic and good with not only the ladies but EVERYONE he interacts with. He isn't afraid to try new things and be himself, resulting in a fair number of BDSM style sex scenes. So if you aren't into ropes/bondages/gags this might not be the game for you. But other than that I would for sure recommend this game if you want a fun little top down shooter mixed with sex scenes involving girls from all over Europe and Japan!

I can not in good conscience give a good review to this game.

The top down shooter bit, is minimalist to the extreme, with a very questionable accuracy of your shots.

The H scenes, are no better or worse than most japanese games, a single render with some changes here and there.

The dialogues are on the funny side, but they fall short of being hilarious by a large margin.

The only entertaining part of this game, are the comments section on all sites hosting them.

Dumb and meme-y premise aside, the gameplay concept is the kind of shit I've been wanting to see realized for a long while (top-down shooter with animated h-scenes).

It's too bad that the execution for this one leaves much to be desired.

When making a top-down shooter, one of the cardinal sins that a developer could do is to compromise the readability of the screen. Top-down shooters are notorious when it comes to making everything look like a fireworks show gone horribly wrong, but the good ones make sure that despite everything that's happening, the player can still see their character and the enemies on the screen, allowing them to act accordingly whether it be shooting or dodging or moving.

This game commits that sin, and then some. Even with the "Simple" settings enabled, the game's depth-of-field is out of whack in the boundaries of the screen (which shouldn't be the case, players NEED to see where their targets are so they know where to shoot, so cloaking them in a blurry mess fucks that up). "Well then, just move close enough so you can see where your targets are." Yeah, sure. Players can do that. You know what happens when they do that? Die. Especially since most of the enemies have the accuracy of Simo Hayha while the player character - depending on which gun they're using - has the accuracy of a fucking Stormtrooper.

And speaking of not seeing shit, there's also the issue of having the screen flash like mad whenever something happens - be it if the players pick ammo, shoot, or when the enemies shoot them. "But that's normal in some top-down shooters. Hell, Synthetik does that." Yeah, it does. You know what Synthetik also does? NOT OVERDOING THAT SHIT. Keep things subtle enough that players can still see what is happening, while also having enough visual feedback to get that oomph factor when you make a sweet headshot or find a beefy-ass gun. Here? Just rapid-click and watch as your fucking eyes see white. Oh, what's that? You're epileptic and just wanted to fap? Yeah, good luck with that.

And after all that shit you had to endure, what does the player get as a reward? A simple animation with 2 stages of undress, one action scene, one sped up version of said action scene, and a scene where the girl is covered in spunk. No variation in the animation, no titillating dialogue, not even an acknowledgment that the Fuhrer and the girl banged after the deed. Just a simple animated gif. You're welcome. Riveting.

And no, don't ask me about the story...because it's all fluff. Nothing about it feels funny or interesting. By the time the second girl comes in you can just skip all the dialogue and nothing of importance is lost.

Overall, a fucking waste of potential on what could at least have been an average meme game.

Shooter Graphics:
At first it does seems pleasant and the movement feels smooth, but then you start playing. Bright bullets get old really fast, because of that brightness, it often seems like you hit, when you missed. In later levels, there will be so much fire, you won't see anything but bright yellow.

Gameplay:
There are 4 guns: 3-shot-kill pistol, outrageously inaccurate machine gun, shotgun and 1-shot-kill rifle. There are two types of enemies, those who move, and those who don't. Those who don't move, will start firing once you get in the range, and they will never stop firing causing endless noise and screen shake. Moving enemies at least will maneuver obstacles to get clear sight on you.

H-stuff:
Pretty run of the mill, once you finish enough levels, you get H-scene with 5 animated pictures, all five are pretty much the same, just some layers added or removed.

Conclusion:
This is a provocation game, and provoke it did! Just look at all the comments. If the game didn't feature the mustache man, the game would be ignored by most. I just wish I wasn't forced to play a shitty shooter to get to the best parts.

amazing art, decentish gameplay, silly story for a hentai game.
also MC is very charismatic. he doesn't fear being put on masochistic toys if it leads to getting women. truly an inspiration akin to rance.

not the best game out there, but still solid for a quick "solo campaign"

A rather unconventional and amusing game. Too many titles today take themselves way to seriously with try hard deep lore, PlayStation 7 graphics, 3deep5me emotional and character depth, and so on. If other games are pretentious wine tasting events for the "sophisticated in debt college dropout urbanite working at a starbucks who posts communist memes from their iphone 12" then this game is a fast food joint for the guy who just wants to have fun jerking off without contemplating philosophy and wondering why his dick is soft and why it took 6 hours of reading to see a tit.

Its a porn game about Hitler banging big titty anime bitches desperate for his wienerschnitzel. Dont take it too seriously.

As a porn game I give it 2/5. The cgs look fine but you have to get through annoying shooter gameplay to see them. All the hentai chicks were a pretty jarring style choice.

As a psyop though, I give it 10 stars! It's ingenious. You see, all the nazis that play this game will slowly become jealous of the women. They'll come to realize that Sex With Hitler was their deepest desire all along. Next thing you know they'll be searching r34 for gay hitler porn and getting rammed by their brethren all day. E voila! The world becomes a much better place, with less hate and more orgasms. Hats off to the cia agent *cough* I mean game developer behind this one.