RPGM - Completed - Sex with the plump and erotic women of the village [Final] [Hoi Hoi Hoi]

I feel like it is my duty to play every Hoi Hoi Hoi game now. The games usually are hits or misses. This time... a hit and miss

Pros:

• 3 plump and erotic women to enjoy
• Around 9 scenes per girl
• Gallery included
• Basic hero that needs to save the world plot
• Scenes are well made and SFX are good

Cons:

• Noooooooo Hoi Hoi Hoi's battle system is back noooooooooo
• Around 1 hour to complete (took longer cuz the battle system stinks)
• Feels empty with not much to do

Conclusion:

This is one of those games you download with a full save and enjoy the scenes from the gallery. Don't actually try to play the game, it isn't fun and worth the pain.

All my homies hate RPG...
Ok, jokes aside, I like this kind of smol games.

The premise is not very special, you are not a hero who will save the world from great evil, just a dude who needs to complete a mission. I can respect that. Objective 7/10

Storywise, there's not much dialogue, nor there is a proper dialogue system. I find funny some of the answeres you get at the start when you are looking for 2 women to shaboik (play the game and you will understand what im talking about) and you can ask anyone to do it with you. Comedy 2 ripped bananas out of 5. Story 5/10

Animation is good, there's few of them and some positions have a poor camera angle so you can't enjoy as much as you could. I love pixel art, so extra porints for that 6/10

Personally, if you just want to see the animations there's an option in game to do just that, so it will be worth downloading it. If you are looking for a spicy story with great gameplay, turn around brother. I don't completely dislike RPG combat system, but I hate it when you get a bunch of spells, it's not really important which one you use and you just feel like it's a waste of time. Gameplay 2/10

version: FInal [ 2024-08-27 ]

Soulless game

• as always, the art is special
  • though i don't get why their nips look as if it's always leaking under the shirt
• focuses on 3 milfs that do the lewd stuff with you
  • however, it's just one image per interaction with a speed change
• everything else is a grindy game via RPGM's boring fight mechanics, except this one you need to move the sprites in a turn-base combat which does the inverse of making it interesting
  • you farm levels/get stronger by repeating the H positions with your oneesans but it's just more soulless grind
• the gallery, you can unlock all scenes
  • and replay the text for it
  • but each piece of CG art is the same crystal sprite and it doesn't show a preview nor has an exit button so you always need to play through the position even if you're just trying to see what it is

It's so sad how such a unique artstyle with a specific kink regurgitate such half-baked games, quarter-baked imo.
Slap on a progressing story with building sexual tension, and immersive RPG combat mechanics, and you could have a solid game. this isn't even a quick fap game because the sex lacks any driving sexual motive

Not bad , I don't like the fact that the animations are just loops and there is no dialogue probably the my biggest turnoff. That being said i still really like the animations but big mistake that there's no plot/buildup just sex and even that's done badly bc of no dialogue

The combat is absolute trash and boring/waste of time

Average straight to the gallery room rpgm game but it's okay the characters look amazing.