Looks like I have the honor of first review. What can I say about this game? I apologize in advance for being long winded but this game needs a review with a good guide to help people. I found it entertaining while it lasted if not migraine inducing. I literally have a headache after playing it. I didn't complete it and honestly I'm not sure if it can be completed.
So you play a farmer in stardew valley. You start off in a tent, chop down trees for wood and collect stone for paths. You make paths to different locations and used wood for upgrading your house and farms. There are three girls in three separate locations to seduce and fuck. There are 4 separate activities for you to do. You can improve your efficiency at those activities by studying them at the local library where you meet paige. These activities give you items to both gift to your girls and sell to make money. There is also a market where you can buy random stuff that refills every three days. Of course your main goal is to fuck all the girls. Simple, right?
WRONG!!! The game is incredibly difficult to both understand and play. It was only a stroke of luck that I was doing as well as I did, that, and that I was perceptive. There are 3 other guys in this game trying to cuck you. Fortunately never got cucked but they are annoying little shits for more than one reason. And for whatever reason these other 3 three guys have a standing too. Not sure what all that means, but they are whiny little shits constantly showing up after you fuck each girl, whining about how you aren't sharing or that the girls belong to them. Stupid little shits. I played on easy mode, prepare to be cucked if you play on more challenging difficulties. On easy mode you get an 8 week grace period to gather what you can and seduce who can can before time runs out, because once that time is up, they come in hard and can have your girls cucked, and stolen in 4 weeks flat, or so I read somewhere. If they manage to fuck any of them, and make them orgasm, it makes it that much harder for you to keep having sex with them, till eventually, you are blocked out of all sex options.
Thankfully I managed to avoid them ever having sex with my girls at all. I cannot say this enough times, but during the Story events, choose the friendship options. I am not exactly clear on how it affects the game As a whole, but once you get your friendship up with each girl to the max, it makes it nearly impossible for these cucking wanna be little shits to have sex with your girls. At least at first. Friendship does 3 things. Increases the girls loyalty to you essentially blocking all sex with other people, increases pregnancy chances, and opens up the option to marry them. Never figured out how to marry them, but I imagine there is a way, possibly get a diamond and gift it to them. Who knows.
To increase friendship you have to get through each girls stories. You unlock the stories by giving specific gifts to each girl. If you focus on getting the right gifts for each girl, then this should be a peace of cake. Once you have finished each girls story, you unlock sex options. Make sure you are making each girl orgasm daily. And try to give gifts if you can daily as well. Up until the 8 week mark everything was super simple. Then the little shits started to show. They were blocked from sexual actions, but could still somehow see and touch the girls. And because the girls can orgasm just from touch, slowly, they started making them orgasm just through touch. This is where my knowledge in the game started to fail. Up until this point I had assumed that these little shits couldn't do anything due to friendship, but now I wasn't so sure.
Each girl suddenly became a juggling act that started to present a migraine hand delivered on a silver platter. One thing I forgot to mention is that there are 4 stats with each girl as well. Perv, Obedience, friendship and rebellion. To unlock all sex options you must upgrade them all to the max. Friendship is the most important if you want to block those fuckers from getting any action. But the other three are very slow and difficult to upgrade. Each girl is also only available for interaction for about 6 hours a day so this makes it even more challenging to upgrade. I found myself trying to upgrade the other stats and out orgasm the other guys so much to keep any risk of the girls cheating on me, I had no time for the other activities. And I kept getting an un easy feeling that I was only holding off the other guys for so long. I hope friendship and dating them keeps them at bay, but I wasn't sure. Eventually the game starts telling you when the other guys are making moves on your girls, thankfully, the girls kept denying any sex activities but still showed off their bodies and allowed the guys to grope them.
I was at a loss of how to continue getting better at the activities without risking the girls getting upset with me for not speaking to them or fucking them each day. Yes, the girls will get mad at you if you ignore them for a 24 hour period. It just felt like there wasn't enough time in the day to do everything and still keep the girls completely mine. It was engaging but overwhelming.
Crops is the most important activity because you can make food in your kitchen with them once you upgrade your house fully. Food Gives you energy to keep going even after sex which is a must have in late game. Other wise you have to sleep after sex which wastes 6 hrs of your day each time.
Long windedness over. On to the review.
Art: One image for each girl, but there are multiple different ways to have sex with them in each image. It is animated. Art is old and not the best, but it got me going and the animations really drove it home.
Story: Not the games strongest suit. each girl has a few story dialogs as you increase their hearts for you. You get roughly 5 or 6 ways to respond to each dialog. After that, there really isn't a story. So definitely one of this games worst features.
Audio: No complaints. The sound affects during sex really helped get me excited in spite of the old pictures.
Characters: Girls are hot, and each have their own personality. I would give full ratings in this category if it wasn't for those 3 other guys trying to fuck the girls. They are annoying. If they were just trying to fuck the girls, then I could handle it, but they whine alot and for some reason have a relationship point system as well. You gain points in respect with them if you let help them buy giving them gifts for the girls, or buy avoiding the girls for while, basically letting them increase their standing with the girls. And you lose respect if you don't. It's a stupid system and honestly wish there wasn't any respect points to worry about with them. They don't seem to play any vital role in the game anyways, so it just an annoying system I don't thing developers fleshed out.
Gameplay: Engaging but annoying and frustrating. The longer you play the harder it gets and it hurts the feel of progression. I'd love it if I could just master everything, and click a button to get these other guys to leave the girls alone. But instead of the game feeling easier the more you play, it just feels harder.
All and All I enjoyed the game. It was surprisingly engaging gameplay and the art somehow managed to get me going. 4 out of 5 stars. I think that's pretty generous considering the splitting headache I have right now due to this game. If anyone makes if further than I did, and figures out a way to make the game easier. Please share in your reviews. Thank you.
So you play a farmer in stardew valley. You start off in a tent, chop down trees for wood and collect stone for paths. You make paths to different locations and used wood for upgrading your house and farms. There are three girls in three separate locations to seduce and fuck. There are 4 separate activities for you to do. You can improve your efficiency at those activities by studying them at the local library where you meet paige. These activities give you items to both gift to your girls and sell to make money. There is also a market where you can buy random stuff that refills every three days. Of course your main goal is to fuck all the girls. Simple, right?
WRONG!!! The game is incredibly difficult to both understand and play. It was only a stroke of luck that I was doing as well as I did, that, and that I was perceptive. There are 3 other guys in this game trying to cuck you. Fortunately never got cucked but they are annoying little shits for more than one reason. And for whatever reason these other 3 three guys have a standing too. Not sure what all that means, but they are whiny little shits constantly showing up after you fuck each girl, whining about how you aren't sharing or that the girls belong to them. Stupid little shits. I played on easy mode, prepare to be cucked if you play on more challenging difficulties. On easy mode you get an 8 week grace period to gather what you can and seduce who can can before time runs out, because once that time is up, they come in hard and can have your girls cucked, and stolen in 4 weeks flat, or so I read somewhere. If they manage to fuck any of them, and make them orgasm, it makes it that much harder for you to keep having sex with them, till eventually, you are blocked out of all sex options.
Thankfully I managed to avoid them ever having sex with my girls at all. I cannot say this enough times, but during the Story events, choose the friendship options. I am not exactly clear on how it affects the game As a whole, but once you get your friendship up with each girl to the max, it makes it nearly impossible for these cucking wanna be little shits to have sex with your girls. At least at first. Friendship does 3 things. Increases the girls loyalty to you essentially blocking all sex with other people, increases pregnancy chances, and opens up the option to marry them. Never figured out how to marry them, but I imagine there is a way, possibly get a diamond and gift it to them. Who knows.
To increase friendship you have to get through each girls stories. You unlock the stories by giving specific gifts to each girl. If you focus on getting the right gifts for each girl, then this should be a peace of cake. Once you have finished each girls story, you unlock sex options. Make sure you are making each girl orgasm daily. And try to give gifts if you can daily as well. Up until the 8 week mark everything was super simple. Then the little shits started to show. They were blocked from sexual actions, but could still somehow see and touch the girls. And because the girls can orgasm just from touch, slowly, they started making them orgasm just through touch. This is where my knowledge in the game started to fail. Up until this point I had assumed that these little shits couldn't do anything due to friendship, but now I wasn't so sure.
Each girl suddenly became a juggling act that started to present a migraine hand delivered on a silver platter. One thing I forgot to mention is that there are 4 stats with each girl as well. Perv, Obedience, friendship and rebellion. To unlock all sex options you must upgrade them all to the max. Friendship is the most important if you want to block those fuckers from getting any action. But the other three are very slow and difficult to upgrade. Each girl is also only available for interaction for about 6 hours a day so this makes it even more challenging to upgrade. I found myself trying to upgrade the other stats and out orgasm the other guys so much to keep any risk of the girls cheating on me, I had no time for the other activities. And I kept getting an un easy feeling that I was only holding off the other guys for so long. I hope friendship and dating them keeps them at bay, but I wasn't sure. Eventually the game starts telling you when the other guys are making moves on your girls, thankfully, the girls kept denying any sex activities but still showed off their bodies and allowed the guys to grope them.
I was at a loss of how to continue getting better at the activities without risking the girls getting upset with me for not speaking to them or fucking them each day. Yes, the girls will get mad at you if you ignore them for a 24 hour period. It just felt like there wasn't enough time in the day to do everything and still keep the girls completely mine. It was engaging but overwhelming.
Crops is the most important activity because you can make food in your kitchen with them once you upgrade your house fully. Food Gives you energy to keep going even after sex which is a must have in late game. Other wise you have to sleep after sex which wastes 6 hrs of your day each time.
Long windedness over. On to the review.
Art: One image for each girl, but there are multiple different ways to have sex with them in each image. It is animated. Art is old and not the best, but it got me going and the animations really drove it home.
Story: Not the games strongest suit. each girl has a few story dialogs as you increase their hearts for you. You get roughly 5 or 6 ways to respond to each dialog. After that, there really isn't a story. So definitely one of this games worst features.
Audio: No complaints. The sound affects during sex really helped get me excited in spite of the old pictures.
Characters: Girls are hot, and each have their own personality. I would give full ratings in this category if it wasn't for those 3 other guys trying to fuck the girls. They are annoying. If they were just trying to fuck the girls, then I could handle it, but they whine alot and for some reason have a relationship point system as well. You gain points in respect with them if you let help them buy giving them gifts for the girls, or buy avoiding the girls for while, basically letting them increase their standing with the girls. And you lose respect if you don't. It's a stupid system and honestly wish there wasn't any respect points to worry about with them. They don't seem to play any vital role in the game anyways, so it just an annoying system I don't thing developers fleshed out.
Gameplay: Engaging but annoying and frustrating. The longer you play the harder it gets and it hurts the feel of progression. I'd love it if I could just master everything, and click a button to get these other guys to leave the girls alone. But instead of the game feeling easier the more you play, it just feels harder.
All and All I enjoyed the game. It was surprisingly engaging gameplay and the art somehow managed to get me going. 4 out of 5 stars. I think that's pretty generous considering the splitting headache I have right now due to this game. If anyone makes if further than I did, and figures out a way to make the game easier. Please share in your reviews. Thank you.