Okay,
Oblivion9873, that's your cue.
Changelog: New scene, Harsh Commandments Titfuck. Holy shit, her talents are wasted as an ass squeezer.
New cards.
Exhaustion: 2-cost Volatile Curse. Target a minion on the field, inflict -3 ATK and LIFE.
Basic spell debuff/damage.
Purge: 2-cost Volatile Strategy. The Opponent must choose one of their minions to send to the graveyard.
Meh. Allowing the opponent to choose means that it'll always be the worst for you.
Elite Mercenary Captain: 5-cost Noble Human Minion, 1/5, Armor 1. When summoned, summon a Donation to your field. At the end of your turn, if you have more minions on the field then your opponent, summon a Donation to your field.
Active ability: You may banish Donations equal to the cost of a 'Commoner' minion in your deck, summon it to your field and shuffle your deck.
Alternative boss monster to Royal Knight... and honestly kinda terrible. Bad statline, abilities that aren't great (summoning commoners from the deck, cool, Royal Knight summons two Peasants from outside the deck), and no staying power.
Lust Moon: 6-cost Stationary Disaster Sexual Magic, Unique. All non-Creation Squeezers get +1 Pursuit.
Is it really worth the extra +2 cost to get Pursuit for the non-Default abilities? Then again, you could combo it WITH Full Moon...
Changes:
Black Iron's 2 now increases her LIFE by +1 permanently when used as a Minion.
Additionally, her unsealed ability to consume a creation to give a minon +1 ATK is also permanent.
...That's kinda nuts, innit? Sounds fun.
Full Moon's cost is reduced to 4.
I think it was 5 before? ...Whatever.
When squeezed with Harsh Commandment's 1, if you have Lust Moon or Infinite Energy on the field, the scene will have an alternate effect where you cum before the scene starts.
Oh cool, more experimental Squeezer systems that will never be seen again or retrofitted to older characters. Brilliant!
The Automatic Switch function now applies to all scenes with a right-click function.
Neat. Probably should've done that from the start.
More descriptive text for right-click alt scenes.
Wonder what that means. Doesn't matter.
AI-Controlled Harsh Commandments are no longer able to attack directly with her 3.
Of course.