Great character designs but horribly tedious, tiring gameplay with a card system i frankly just can't bring myself to care about. The incredibly wordy tutorials serve as an awful introduction to an overcomplicated system of numbers and stats that has nothing to do in it but grind, grind, grind. There is nothing to spend your time on but grinding. Attempting dates the moment you unlock them is basically pointless, as it'd be a much more effective use of your time to just grind a bit. The sole point in this game I found the gameplay fun was when I failed the date with the goth chick, the most memorable character design in the game, then went on a level 2 SMS date that somehow bugged and counted as her date because I was still on her porch.
Speaking of where I was, where you can go is limited to approximately three useful places, with the rest being empty date backdrops. In this title, GeeSeki has abandoned the natural progression system of his previous flop wherein you'd meet characters in the world, and has instead emptied out all the locations so that you could access them all through a clunky menu that feels awful to navigate. The moment I opened my phone for the first time I hoped, prayed even, that the array of apps was just a neat background entity to help your phone look less vacant. I was wrong. Each and every one has a purpose, and none of them are anything you want to look in the direction of. Why is there a stock market in this porn game? Going to bed takes far too many clicks, the house has too many rooms for typically only having 1 or 2 girls present at a time, the shops are a chore to get to and through, having a rotating array of items you likely won't buy anything from, and checking every hour to see if any VIP clients are available is the worst.
The girls you talk to in this game have no personality at all. They each have 1 hobby and even that doesn't make up a full personality. Pink haired girl is your friend and likes video games, a compelling set of characteristics to match her boring design. Blue hair likes anime, and that's all her twitter looking ass talks about, ever. Crop top likes skateboarding, and essentially nothing else. No character has more than a very, very small handful of lines of dialogue you can trigger without gifting them something. Even the dialogue you get for giving them a gift is as boring as their throwaway lines. I understand the game is early in development, but it feels like more priority should have been placed on making you care about the characters rather than implementing a weather app.
The art style is charming, certainly much moreso than the dev's infamous prior attempt at an adult game, though it's not much more suited to pornography, as simple as it is. Thankfully you get all the time you need for this to set in, as the only pussy you're likely to see for a very, very long time is choppily animated in the first minute upon opening the game. I'm all for simpler artstyles, but this isn't doing it, and the boring, static poses don't help at all.
The developer's previous work was much simpler, both in the art style and in gameplay. It was as bog standard as you can get with this genre of games, and it wasn't executed particularly well. What it did do correctly, however, was the writing. The very, very simple art style was a bit of a hurdle to jump over, as it's difficult to enjoy a sex scene that looks like an early South Park episode, but it was salvaged by its writing. The characters were written well enough that the emotional connection and context behind the characters and their actions was enough to propel the scenes to acceptable. This game does not have that luxury. The five or so lines of dialogue aren't even enough to establish defining character traits, let alone a connection to the characters.
If you really want a boring card game with tits in it, there's likely others out there that are significantly more rewarding. If you want a game with a simple art style but intriguing character designs, there's a plethora with better writing and characterization. If you want a boring, convoluted mess that fails to achieve anything beyond the bare minimum for a demo, you're still better off just playing the dev's previous work.
I would have preferred to be optimistic about this game going into it, but after grinding and grinding through boring card battle after boring card battle waiting and waiting for a VIP client to become available, for the shops to stock gifts worth giving, and for the clothes to be worth the purchase, I checked the developer and it all started clicking into place. Maybe this game can turn itself around someday, maybe I didn't stick around long enough or read enough tutorials to see the part where it gets good, or maybe I'm just salty because I've seen our boy band Yu Narukami jack off alone on various pieces of furniture more than I saw any women bust poorly drawn loads on his face, but as it stands I have no idea what the appeal of this is.
Speaking of where I was, where you can go is limited to approximately three useful places, with the rest being empty date backdrops. In this title, GeeSeki has abandoned the natural progression system of his previous flop wherein you'd meet characters in the world, and has instead emptied out all the locations so that you could access them all through a clunky menu that feels awful to navigate. The moment I opened my phone for the first time I hoped, prayed even, that the array of apps was just a neat background entity to help your phone look less vacant. I was wrong. Each and every one has a purpose, and none of them are anything you want to look in the direction of. Why is there a stock market in this porn game? Going to bed takes far too many clicks, the house has too many rooms for typically only having 1 or 2 girls present at a time, the shops are a chore to get to and through, having a rotating array of items you likely won't buy anything from, and checking every hour to see if any VIP clients are available is the worst.
The girls you talk to in this game have no personality at all. They each have 1 hobby and even that doesn't make up a full personality. Pink haired girl is your friend and likes video games, a compelling set of characteristics to match her boring design. Blue hair likes anime, and that's all her twitter looking ass talks about, ever. Crop top likes skateboarding, and essentially nothing else. No character has more than a very, very small handful of lines of dialogue you can trigger without gifting them something. Even the dialogue you get for giving them a gift is as boring as their throwaway lines. I understand the game is early in development, but it feels like more priority should have been placed on making you care about the characters rather than implementing a weather app.
The art style is charming, certainly much moreso than the dev's infamous prior attempt at an adult game, though it's not much more suited to pornography, as simple as it is. Thankfully you get all the time you need for this to set in, as the only pussy you're likely to see for a very, very long time is choppily animated in the first minute upon opening the game. I'm all for simpler artstyles, but this isn't doing it, and the boring, static poses don't help at all.
The developer's previous work was much simpler, both in the art style and in gameplay. It was as bog standard as you can get with this genre of games, and it wasn't executed particularly well. What it did do correctly, however, was the writing. The very, very simple art style was a bit of a hurdle to jump over, as it's difficult to enjoy a sex scene that looks like an early South Park episode, but it was salvaged by its writing. The characters were written well enough that the emotional connection and context behind the characters and their actions was enough to propel the scenes to acceptable. This game does not have that luxury. The five or so lines of dialogue aren't even enough to establish defining character traits, let alone a connection to the characters.
If you really want a boring card game with tits in it, there's likely others out there that are significantly more rewarding. If you want a game with a simple art style but intriguing character designs, there's a plethora with better writing and characterization. If you want a boring, convoluted mess that fails to achieve anything beyond the bare minimum for a demo, you're still better off just playing the dev's previous work.
I would have preferred to be optimistic about this game going into it, but after grinding and grinding through boring card battle after boring card battle waiting and waiting for a VIP client to become available, for the shops to stock gifts worth giving, and for the clothes to be worth the purchase, I checked the developer and it all started clicking into place. Maybe this game can turn itself around someday, maybe I didn't stick around long enough or read enough tutorials to see the part where it gets good, or maybe I'm just salty because I've seen our boy band Yu Narukami jack off alone on various pieces of furniture more than I saw any women bust poorly drawn loads on his face, but as it stands I have no idea what the appeal of this is.