Played from 1.00 - 1.05, including DLC. Apparently a couple of things have been patched in, addressing my gripes with this game. I'm waiting for more content though.
Review has some spoilers so if you ignore this and get mad, go fuck yourself.
Because its a long ass review, heres the good shit:
- 4 Sexy girls with godlike bodies
- Protagonist with a huge cock
- All scenes are animated and have a lot of detail, the asscheeks actually wobble when you clap them while fucking them from behind.
- Very relaxing atmosphere and basically no punishment, fap at your own leisure
- The sound and voice acting is very good
- For you fucking degens, this game has footfetish scene and its some of the best I've ever seen
The Bad things:
- Every sexy scene is content locked and has a theme behind it. Want to unlock a specific position or fetish that is implied by the included compleationist list and fetish counter that is built into this game? Play through 16 hours of absolute slob first and pray that the scene is actually included somewhere.
- Consistent dick size apart of two scene where it looks either weirdly smaller than other or laughably small. One is a tittyfuck scene, where you fuck one of the girls in a costume. Compare it to the tittyfuck scene of the milf who has the biggest where the dick actualy looks bigger all of the sudden too.
- Most scenes are too generic to be hot, yet each and every one of these themed sexscenes are walled behind a wall of story that you have to play through, and every each of these sex scenes are contextualized. Think of it like a random scene from a visual novel, rather than something you can repeat. Which doesn't make sense because you can repeat these scenes by asking the girls, repeating the scene in the most illogical way.
- Good writing at some scene that may provoke some nice vibes but overall its an absolute slob.
- Theres no body comparision. One girl only has a slightly above average body compared to the 3 others, yet she is drawn almost as thicc as the rest of em.
- After 20 hours of braindead dialogue the girls all decide you're the chosen one but there is no real romanticism, it feels more like a friends with benefits and fake love.
- All the chores become annoying as fuck mid game. To explain what I mean, let me tell you I played through this game in two saves. One where I rushed all dialogues to see what the game offers, the other was a serious playthrough just to see if theres nuances that make the game worthwhile apart from the sex scenes. On the rushed playthrough I forgot to cook for the waifus and they forced me to talk to them a couple of times so I could progress. Its almost always the same shitty ass cutscene apart from one instance where they got their ovaries blown because they ate food better than sex. Fun scene but apart from that all the chores, espcially cooking, sucks ass.
- Theres no fucking way to tell how sexy these woman really are. Sure theres some dialogue but apart from one rather busty random woman that just appears once who speaks like 3 sentences and then vanishes theres no other defined characters that have any art related to them. Maybe every woman in this world is just as sexy as these 4 woman? In any case, even though these girls looks absolutely sexy, I have no reason to believe they're special in their beauty. Maybe all woman look similar to them.
The Ugly:
- The mid game serves no purpose just to watch a cutscene without anything happening in them
- Enjoy fapping to the same six scenes for hours until you progress.
- Scenes are often almost boring and too generic, the themed nature of the game takes you out of the progression. Even the sexy ladies can't carry this shit.
- You barely do anything on those tits and thighs. 80% of every sex scene is basically you just banging her without much emotions, thats how generic that whole piece of shit game feels too. It feels like watching the fucking animal channel rather than actual love making and romance. For all the love the main character gets, the girls ain't got anything in return.
- Which leads me to my biggest gripe. Most of the girls act like stupid fuckdolls with no agency. What began as interesting characterization turned into an absurd slob. Way below average writing in the end with all the lazy ass tropes that just reek of idiocy.
- Late game is absolute ass, worse than any themed slice of life anime episode I've ever watched. You can bang a girl in a themed environment, think anime episode slice of life like, once every week. You can speed up the process by using a cheat item that you can buy, ripping you out of the story on purpose because the gameplay is so horrible.
Unrateable:
- This game has a nun theme to it, some of it may find it hot, but some may not like it. Besides that, all of these woman act like absolute sluts to your godlike cock anyway. I find it hot, but others may not. The theme makes no sense anyway, 5 minutes into the game and its revealed that they're all fucking sluts anyway.
On paper, Summer Clover is a game game has everything. It was the chosen one! Every girl has gigantic tits and is beautiful beyond measure, hourglass oversexualized body drawn in such a alluring way that these woman should become the gold standard for hentai games. The Protagonist actually carries around a cock so large that it is pretty much the centerpoint of the story. Yet, once you play this game for 22 hours since there is actually a ton to read and to grind, it all fell apart pretty fast yet I still kept playing. All the Sex Scenes that aren't hidden behind content walls provide less than 50 minutes of fapping material because most of them feel too generic. I'm so disappointed in this ass game that I want my money back and I can't because I pirated this piece of mediocre, fuck me man.
Of what could possibly be the greatest Hentai Game of all time was all in all an underdelivered mess of a game. Let me explain why this game isn't as great as people say.
This game has the
enormous problem that it tries to put the story and setting first instead of the actual sex and lovemaking. The cardinal sin to put the sex in a fucking sex game
behind everything else is laughable. And the story isn't even good. The writing overall is bad enough to reconsider my stance of the overall quality of Starfield. At worst the story is laughable and barely cohesive, at best it made me keep playing. The wholesomeness is just a bunch of shitty tropes that made me even more sad about this game.
Damn son, of what could possibly be the greatest hentai game of this decade turned out to be only a decent experience if you're here for the actual, average, story. The game without the sex scenes is 3 stars, the game with the sex scenes is 3 stars. The games art and sound while stripped from all the dialogue and context is easily 5 stars though. The devs thought similarly and included ways to interact and ask the girls for sex. But here comes why this game is actually average and not rated higher or lower.
Yes thats right, some scenes are repeatable but this epitome of a mid game actually only has 20 chooseable sex scenes, in which
4 of them require a special unlock item. Theres more scenes available, amounting to almost 40 sex scenes overall, but its all locked behind scenes and the post game, which is locked behind a bunch of bullshit that takes 20 hours to reach. Want to fuck a girl in a specific way? Instead of just asking the girl just that like in their previous game
Happiness Double Room, you have to progress the game by clicking on specific things
on repeat whenever you want to watch the scene in the game. Instead of just going to the girl, saying "lets fuck in this position" and watch while interacting with the scene all the sex scenes actually have a
theme behind them. For instance, one scene where you have sex isn't in the bedroom but in a toilet of a mall, another is rapesex while you sleep, etc. The dialogue of the repeatable scenes change but the art and the general theme doesn't. And the scene looks the same, which takes you out of the game entirely whenever you want to rewatch shit.
There is a gallery mode but its absolute shit and is the least helpful shit you've ever seen, takes you out from the game completely while forcing you to reread all the shit dialogue before seeing the juicy bits because the team is so sure that its the next Hemmingway, but its a high 4/10 compared to actual visual novels. It also proves any point i made about the game being episodic in nature ripping you from the gameplay entirely by the sheer amount of stupid ass dialogue. Rarely you will see an important scene that actually makes you think you're actually bonding. I counted two overall and one was so badly written that it made me question how shit my taste in games really is, after all i'm playing this horrendous mid boring ass slob.
Which brings me to a huge gripe of mine. Compared to the content you unlock, the amount of dialogue is fucking gigantic. So much that I'm not lying to say that the sexy scenes amount to maybe 2% of the game, in a fucking sex game. And I'm no slow reader. Its just that dialogue is fucking everywhere in this game.
Apart from the early rapescene which i loved, the game has the problem that asking the girls to fuck them results in basically having the same scene with the same theme. A one or two star rating is saved by the fact that sex scenes are actually costumizable. Instead of just replaying them, you can undress the characters or choose to have dressed sex with them, or to strip them naked, or to have sex with them in lingerie which is very hot.
The absolute cardinal sin that this game actually performs is that specific sex scenes are locked behind content and doing a very specific set of actions. The entire game is storydriven, yet it tries to give you the illusion that your choices somehow matter. For instance, the game keeps track of all the positions you're able to fuck the woman.
Lets take titfucking scenes as an example. So The game has three different tittyfuck scenes for three different girls each. One is part of the overarching main plot of the game regarding a jaded milf who is actually very sexy and their jaded lover, who thought that NTRing her would make his sex life great yet instead shes so sexy that all the other men are essentially ugly boys compared to her. So far its hot. So the frustrated MILF decides to put her j-cups to use and all is dandy and nice. The scene is good.
The counter of the titfucks goes up by 1 as well. Now two of the other girls also have tittyfuck scenes, so how to you pick them? For one girl, you buy specific clothes which seem completely obtuse, for another, you complete the game and tittyfuck the third girl on the beach. Want to watch the tittyfuck again?
Wait for a whole week! Or buy a item that is rough to get inside the shitty ass store that also contains a subplot which is also a important part, albeit boring, to complete the story of the game. Anyway you have to complete the entire base game to reach to the point.
Every sex scene is pretty sexy but most of the dialogue is shit and drags down the overall quality. Not being able to ask the woman for more sex scenes is a crime which should be fixed by further updates. I want to fuck and appreciate all the girls, no themed horseshit.
Like <removed>, each and every of these these woman would kill people just so I can fuck them late game. Then why the fuck can't I just approach someone in the kitchen and then ask her to get a tittyfuck or having a quick missionary at every place I want? Take her to a place like bed or bathroom and just do it there? Fuck this game does so many things right yet the
game itself tries so very hard to not make you fap at any moment there is a sex scene. Because as I wrote before, it all hinges on the fucking plot, rather than to play around with waifus in a sandbox. And this gap between the story based gameplay and the open world is why this game filters me and many others. These devs had no idea what they wanted to make and instead choose to make a normal summer themed visual novel, then decided to make it hentai and put a bunch of busty bitches in it. More than often the dialogues you see in the cutscenes compared to the sex scenes also seemed out of place for that very reason. Any of this is not unsaveable though if they choose to expand on the formula.
And before you say skill issue or reveal that you never played any other hentai other than this one believe me I'm highly skilled in falling asleep to this shit so I can spend my energy in fapping to their previous game rather than this shit, I expect people with actual taste to do the same. I'm glad that 3 of these girls are nuns or otherwise it may not be enough to pray for the poor souls that give this game more than 3 stars. If they update the game to include more generic cutscenes where I can ask girls how and where to start sex and in what kind of generic position then this would easily become a four star or even higher. Less fluff, more stuff.
