I saw this game get updated and decided to check out the changelog out of curiosity. I laughed out loud. Let me write it how I read it in my mind:
"Hey guys, here's the update you've been waiting for. That's right, we have developed new source code for a game that absolutely did not require us doing so. Still, it's been such a gargantuan task that we HAD TO TAKE OUT 95% OF THE GAME OUT OF THE GAME. That's right. But don't worry, we (pinky) promise we will release PARTS OF THE GAME THAT ALREADY WERE PART OF THE GAME every 2 FUCKING MONTHS. Maybe. Please sub to my patreon because, well, aren't we just doing the swellest of jobs over here?"
I legit couldn't stop laughing for a full minute. Whatever this tech update was supposed to be, I could have never imagined for it to be so fucking comedic. Unreal.
"Hey guys, here's the update you've been waiting for. That's right, we have developed new source code for a game that absolutely did not require us doing so. Still, it's been such a gargantuan task that we HAD TO TAKE OUT 95% OF THE GAME OUT OF THE GAME. That's right. But don't worry, we (pinky) promise we will release PARTS OF THE GAME THAT ALREADY WERE PART OF THE GAME every 2 FUCKING MONTHS. Maybe. Please sub to my patreon because, well, aren't we just doing the swellest of jobs over here?"
I legit couldn't stop laughing for a full minute. Whatever this tech update was supposed to be, I could have never imagined for it to be so fucking comedic. Unreal.
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