--- Lets start with positive feedback from other players:
"Thank you Richard. Now I know it's inappropriate to masturbate into the plant in front of everyone in the office. These tips can be a lifesafer." - by Just a Normal Guy
"This game changed my life. Before this game, I was a simple 5'2 beta male who was able to get no women as they would all friend zone me but this game changed my life. As soon as I loaded up the first level and saw the stunning Richard driving a tank, i knew he was the man who would break the friend zone curse that has plagued my life for so long now. He is the second coming of Jesus himself in human form. As soon as I completed the second level, I noticed i had grew, I was now 6'4. This game had made me grow due to Richards ability. It's proof that Richard is beyond the "Alpha Male" status. This game has turned me from a Socially Awkward Virgin, to a SEXPERT. The part that had amazed me the most was when he was getting harassed by some beta male in his Twitch chat and instead of choosing violence, he became the bigger man and went to a strip club. Thank you Richardd. You are my hero." - by Formerly Awkward Guy
"This game was perfect for an elite male such as myself. Upon awakening my newfound seduction superpowers the only thing I can thank my mother for is getting me swimming lessons as a kid because if I hadn't I'd now be literally drowning in pussy! Women flock to me upon getting a whiff of my gamer musk forgetting their boyfriends due to the fact that I ooze pure seductive energy. I am single handedly responsible for the entire new generation of children in my hometown." - 100% True Story by Alpha Chad
--- Now for the actual review:
TL;DR = If you take this game with a bit of humour, then you will absolutely love this. It is so hilarious!
Just dont attempt to take this game seriously (Richard La Ruina doesnt deserve to be taken seriously).
Story: 5/5
+ Game goes through 10 chapters where you are trying to seduce somebody. Sometimes you play as Richard (male) and sometimes you can play from female's POV. At certain moments game pauses and you are presented with different choices. After you choose some option you watch the consequences of your actions. I find the whole concept very entartaining and hilarious.
Those choices can summarized into 3 different categories:
1.) somewhat good ideas (propably wont work on majority of females or males)
2.) bad ideas (What? You are telling me that aproaching a girl with "Hi, slut!" is a bad idea?!)
3.) absolutely terrible idea (playing the game is worth it just to see conquences of these horrible choices! They will make you LOL)
Art and Acting: 5/5
+ Whole game is pretty much interactive movie with real actors. That means really good graphic.
+ As for the acting? Performance of some actors or actresses is really cringeworthy. But it's so bad that it actually becomes good, you know.
It will make you laugh when you watch a scene, where Richard is giving dubious incredibly stupid advice while some actress in the background is cracking and has a trouble not to start laughing out loud.
Gameplay: 5/5
+ When this game starts Richard arives by driving a tank! From that moment you should realise that this game is mostly for the LOL's.
It is just worth playing to see conquences for those bad and terrible choices. Sometimes you see Richard getting kicked out of the club by bodyguards, sometimes an angry friend of the female beats the Richard with a baseball bat... and so on.
+ Seriously, choosing the wrong answers has to be the most rewarding thing I have ever seen.
To sum it up:
+ If you want to have a laugh, then this game is perfect.
+ It also works well as a party game. People shouting "Choose that one!" and you follow the will of the crowd. The bad options are really hilarious.
+ You can also play this game against somebody (some friend or your GF, surprisingly females also enjoy playing this) and then you can compare who gets the best score and becomes "Super Seducer".
+ I will definitely recommend this just for LOL's.
