Dear Fappers and Fapperettes,
Do you hate characters who are the embodiment of good, perfection, peace and harmony? Do you hate people who, unlike you and I, have found true love? Do you hate a very specific little pencil necked black haired nerd who inexplicably always prevails no matter the obstacles and is frustratingly revered by all the girls he encounters
and goes by the name of Kazuto Kirigaya
AND is also simply known as Kirito? Then this game, my friends, brothers, sisters and everything in between and beyond... this game is for you. Because through it, you will see and experience everything that will please you and then some. Finally we can see Kirito LOSING!!! HA-AH!
It is a most exquisite game of the greatest tier of NTR. Inoda, the main antagonist, is a slimy, manipulative, devious little piggy-faced bastard and he is so great at being all that and more. He enters Kirito's world like a nasty, smelly and horny snake and twists around Asuna's body and constricts her heart and soul with such unholy grace that even I, arguably a sick individual, must recognize the genius behind this wonderful game. I simply felt compelled to write a review. You don't understand: I HAD to. My first one in YEARS on this board. It's that big of a deal.
The author of this game knows Sword Art Online very well, uses the lore and its probabilities like a mad scientist mixes volatile ingredients. The result is of course a wondrous explosion of superb lewd scenes, linked together by a plausible, quite lore-friendly scenario. The dialogues are often times cute and funny - characters will sometime lose themselves in strange but rather humorous drivel, especially Kirito - and it is a pleasure to read them if you have the patience for it. When I say humorous, I do mean pathetic. To me, pathetic characters are always hilarious. I find misery very funny to gaze upon. I'm not sure if that's a good thing, socially and humane wise. But anyway...
Because yes indeed, this game brings more than just simple sex scenes. It is overall very well orchestrated from beginning to end. I dare call it "Porn Art Online".
The second part, which we should consider a sequel, is even better in my perspective. The overall visually quality of the game, notably, is expanded greatly. Yes, maybe the horny moments are a little more on the seldom side, but the inner thoughts of Kirito, slowly decaying due to suspicion, are so fun to read. Maybe I get more horny reading a cuck's train of thoughts than when I see boobies. We shall investigate this further as the (quite regular) updates roll in.
Decidedly, it is my favorite anime-based porn parody of all time. There is nothing that even comes remotely close to it. Now, I can only roll my thumbs ( and balls ) waiting for the next update, and the next after it, then the next after the next and so on. Verily, I am addicted to this game. Help me.
As a matter of fact, I dread the moment when the developer finishes it. What will I do then? Probably something that'll get me in jail.
But until then... Itadakimasu!!!