Unity Taffy Tales [S5 v1.07.3c] [UberPie]

[RedPotatoe]

Look, it's simple.

All you do is make the trap bite down on the pillow as you plow them.

While plowing them, you guzzle a bottle of whiskey while smoking a cigar screaming something about 'fuck the normies'

Hairs will begin to grow on your chest and a big bushy beard if you do it right, at which point, the sun shades come out.

Once you've done this, your heterosexuality is firmly secure as you've proven you are a true alpha.

If someone tries to interfere you during this vital process, while continuing all of the above, you have to whip out your colt 45 and demand they leave the room immediately until you've nutted.

Based and trap-pilled

 

[Valmanway]

They're implementing a pointless minigame that sucks up dev time and adds nothing to the game. Prepare to battle crabs and collect trading cards.

Maybe trading cards isn't so bad.

 

[lostraven]

They're implementing a pointless minigame.

It's definitely more than just a mini-game. Don't know how expansive it'll be long term, but it's more than say, 'Cousin, let's go bowling.'

 

[HillDweller]

*shudders*

 

[Nawab]

It's definitely more than just a mini-game. Don't know how expansive it'll be long term, but it's more than say, 'Cousin, let's go bowling.'

Yo man, why does Darnell looks like Da baby tell me

 

[themagiman]

Half a year and I still need more.

 

[Lt.Marx]

so by reading the last 30+ comments i can only speculate that the next update will be released, say around april or may

 

[drkchs]

I just hope we get more content! if we have to wait until may!

 

[rexthagod]

Yo man, why does Darnell looks like Da baby tell me

I will turn an african american gentleman into a convertible

 

[DIXEREX]

man when do you think we will see sum prego sex?

 

[Doc Chadley]

They're implementing a pointless minigame that sucks up dev time and adds nothing to the game. Prepare to battle crabs and collect trading cards.

That's not very conducive to making my pp hard tho...I legitimately would sign up to this game's Patreon if it released at anything resembling a reasonable pace. But I don't like getting strung along like a stupid paypig simp.

 

[fuckfinders509]

wait a minute, next update isnt even Mary part 2?

 

[mrdiv]

wait a minute, next update isnt even Mary part 2?

bruh how did you even come to that conclusion

 

[randomnut]

Can we get an abandoned tag on this?

 

[lostraven]

Can we get an abandoned tag on this?

How about

 

[DIXEREX]

I feel like Gordon Ramsay "Where's the lamb sauce!!!!!" on this fucking update

 

[Valmanway]

I feel like Gordon Ramsay "Where's the lamb sauce!!!!!" on this fucking update

 

[abhi1180]

Any news what's going on with the game anyone...?

 

[lostraven]

Any news what's going on with the game anyone...?

I am waiting to hear back from Uber.

 

[Deleted member 135775]

can you bang the mother?