Unity Taffy Tales [S5 v1.07.3c] [UberPie]

[Count Morado]

When will new update?

"soon"

Nobody knows. Not us. Not Uberpie.

 

[bombo]

I doubt it will get a "last update" for quite a few years - if it all. That's now how many games are made these days. Instead of "completing" a game and then starting on a new one or a sequel, just keep adding to the current one. Until the development team tires of making a game or the fans decide to move along, you can expect a game to continue like the "Simpsons" tv series.

thank you i appreciate it

 

[Timendo]

Update news!
18 minutes ago
Hello everyone!
We’re doing some final edits and last changes to the script, including one or two delicious new scenes for you guys to enjoy, and a huge amount of small-talks/interactions to finally bring Taffy Town to life!
When it's ready - we are going to start playtesting the new mechanic (map with small talks), and then the rest of the update. So we’re getting closer!

As always,
Thank you all so much for your support,
Without you guys, none of this would be possible!
Love,
-The Taffy Tales Team

Post- good dick syndrome is a serious thing…

 

[Redelin]

Update news!
18 minutes ago
Hello everyone!
We’re doing some final edits and last changes to the script, including one or two delicious new scenes for you guys to enjoy, and a huge amount of small-talks/interactions to finally bring Taffy Town to life!
When it's ready - we are going to start playtesting the new mechanic (map with small talks), and then the rest of the update. So we’re getting closer!

As always,
Thank you all so much for your support,
Without you guys, none of this would be possible!
Love,
-The Taffy Tales Team

Post- good dick syndrome is a serious thing…

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UberPie has to be trolling with the 6 toes at this point lmao

 

[Count Morado]

UberPie has to be trolling with the 6 toes at this point lmao

Naw, he just doesn't give a shit what the AI turns out. If he did, he'd take 2 minutes to clean up the art.

I mean, that's not even Mary's body-type. The whole piece is off character. That's a stick figure with watermelons.

 

[JustAnotherDummyAccount]

Update news!
18 minutes ago
Hello everyone!
We’re doing some final edits and last changes to the script, including one or two delicious new scenes for you guys to enjoy, and a huge amount of small-talks/interactions to finally bring Taffy Town to life!
When it's ready - we are going to start playtesting the new mechanic (map with small talks), and then the rest of the update. So we’re getting closer!

As always,
Thank you all so much for your support,
Without you guys, none of this would be possible!
Love,
-The Taffy Tales Team

Post- good dick syndrome is a serious thing…

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Count Morado, bruv: what is UberPie's historical average release time (in days) again after a "we're doing the final edits before playtesting" update?

Cheers

 

[Count Morado]

Count Morado, bruv: what is UberPie's historical average release time (in days) again after a "we're doing the final edits before playtesting" update?

Cheers

Last update was supposedly in nearly 2 months of playtesting.
The update before that was over 2 months after announcing "Early playtesting will begin soon" and a month once it supposedly began.
In early 2022, Uberpie said they were playtesting 3 months with the revised intro, new characters, and fake sandbox that still required a bugfix update a month later.

 

[iooooodr]

Can anybody give me a TLDR on how my 50$ bet that this game will be abandon by 2025 is doing?

 

[Count Morado]

Can anybody give me a TLDR on how my 50$ bet that this game will be abandon by 2025 is doing?

your bet is doing poorly

 

[iooooodr]

your bet is doing poorly

How? the game seems no more complete then it did a year ago

 

[Count Morado]

How? the game seems no more complete then it did a year ago

just because you say it doesn't make it so.


Release Date: 2023-06-30

Patreon posts since last update - 30 Nov, 22 Nov, 14 Nov, 04 Nov, 30 Oct, 23 Oct, 13 Oct, 29 Sep, 18 Sep, 11 Sep, 26 Aug, 15 Aug, 30 Jul, 25 Jul, 10 Jul, 8 Jul.

also, your bet is about abandonment, not completion.

 

[iooooodr]

just because you say it doesn't make it so.

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Release Date: 2023-06-30

Patreon posts since last update - 30 Nov, 22 Nov, 14 Nov, 04 Nov, 30 Oct, 23 Oct, 13 Oct, 29 Sep, 18 Sep, 11 Sep, 26 Aug, 15 Aug, 30 Jul, 25 Jul, 10 Jul, 8 Jul.

also, your bet is about abandonment, not completion.

What is the end state of the games story?

 

[JustAnotherDummyAccount]

Last update was supposedly in nearly 2 months of playtesting.
The update before that was over 2 months after announcing "Early playtesting will begin soon" and a month once it supposedly began.
In early 2022, Uberpie said they were playtesting 3 months with the revised intro, new characters, and fake sandbox that still required a bugfix update a month later.

Ah, bugger. Thought they were sooner.

Welp, cheers for the info still!

 

[Count Morado]

What is the end state of the games story?

not my worry, ask Uberpie. See my response from yesterday #31,025. Again, your bet is about abandonment, not completion.

 

[iooooodr]

not my worry, ask Uberpie. See my response from yesterday #31,025. Again, your bet is about abandonment, not completion.

You should be able to answer this question, if you don't understand why then let me explain this very simply, you spend so much time on this form but still do not understand any concept about game design or production, nobody is going to spend 5-10 years of their life on any project with NO END IN SIGHT this is why so many game are abandoned,

 

[Count Morado]

You should be able to answer this question, if you don't understand why then let me explain this very simply, you spend so much time on this form but still do not understand any concept about game design or production, nobody is going to spend 5-10 years of their life on any project with NO END IN SIGHT this is why so many game are abandoned,

No, I shouldn't be able to answer this question. That is the job of the game developer, not a person who is a fan. You are projecting your expectations of me, not what you should be expecting.

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You originally asked today for the TL;DR on the status of your bet. I gave you a 5-word response that is an honest and valid take on the status as it is today. Since your $50 bet (which I have bookmarked, btw), Uberpie released the most successful update of his career at the end of June/beginning of July and, even after the usual dip after a peak on a release month, he has seen his monthly earnings continue to rise over the trendline.

Also since that time, he has posted more Patreon updates than just about any other time between releases in recent years - keeping in contact with his patrons.

So, yes, the TL;DR status of your bet is that "your bet is doing poorly." Objectively and subjectively.

Finally, if you have a problem with that - go cry on Uberpie's shoulder in his discord. He hasn't logged into F95 in over a year and hasn't chatted in the public forum of this site in over 5 years.

 

[Zeuslrg]

Gosh, this game is becoming more and more disappointing...
At least to the quality of the art

 

[iooooodr]

No, I shouldn't be able to answer this question. That is the job of the game developer, not a person who is a fan. You are projecting your expectations of me, not what you should be expecting.

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You originally asked today for the TL;DR on the status of your bet. I gave you a 5-word response that is an honest and valid take on the status as it is today. Since your $50 bet (which I have bookmarked, btw), Uberpie released the most successful update of his career at the end of June/beginning of July and, even after the usual dip after a peak on a release month, he has seen his monthly earnings continue to rise over the trendline.
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Also since that time, he has posted more Patreon updates than just about any other time between releases in recent years - keeping in contact with his patrons.

So, yes, the TL;DR status of your bet is that "your bet is doing poorly." Objectively and subjectively.

Finally, if you have a problem with that - go cry on Uberpie's shoulder in his discord. He hasn't logged into F95 in over a year and hasn't chatted in the public forum of this site in over 5 years.

 

[Count Morado]

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Ironic. See you April 6, 2025. Anything before then is moot and simply you trolling.

 

[Nobody 1111]

Count Morado, bruv: what is UberPie's historical average release time (in days) again after a "we're doing the final edits before playtesting" update?

Cheers

11 toed women are such a turn on.