Presenting :
"Toys of Androgyny, Your holes will never look the same"
- The Drow,
dildo with a dog-whistle attachment THIS DILDO IS ILLEGAL, DO NOT BUY IT
- The Brigand, a normal dildo. It does come with a bottle of wine, soup, a booklet of synonyms for cum and an Adam Ant Album.
- The Hiro, telescopic dildo with cage attatchment and lever action for flacid or errect.
- The Ogre, totally not a Dreamworks licenced Dildo we re-painted. Ignore Mike Myer's voice lines when it pushes your prostate.
- The Ghost Bride, is not a dildo. It is just a bunch of romantic tragedy movies that come in a Dildo packaging box.
- The Naga, buy one get one free.
- The Jester,
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- The Dark Knight, just like the Alma but requires signing a life waiver before using.
- The Shopkeep, never arrives.
- The Merrybelle, just like the Dark Knight but it shoots you if you don't use it.
- The Vampire Twins, an onahole dildo combo device which comes with a free subway 7-inch and drink.
- The Innkeep, just a normal Dildo but it does have bluetooth log-in with most hotels.
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