Slime receives 75% evasion when she defends. Paladin has very low perception, so you may not be able to see her next move, which would add to your confusion if you're a newb.
No, suck all the dick you want
It was always hard to grasp, but easy when you do. Recently it got more challenging. You can go through wiki for the game, use search on this thread for some tips, or you can edit your save file and change stat numbers to really high, that will also make the game easy.
No, we're just clicking random things and somehow managing to win without a clue how we dun it.
It means a future of your character providing service with a smile. Seriously though, just keep track of stances/steadiness to start with and read the wiki if needed.
Because the translation into my language is only available for the older version.
Understandable, i don't know where you'd might find an older version though, there's torrent links found in here, but i do not know if they're available anymore.
Be errect, with an uncaged and unimpotent cock.
No way now. A few versions ago the gallery system was tweaked to open the whole section of arts for each character you meet.
