Unity - Completed - Tamer Vale [v1.8.2] [PixelBee]

There was a lot of work put into it, but the end result is... boring.

It's a lot like the other game by this dev, Zetria, in many regards. For lack of a better word, it's basic. Yes, it's got actual card-based combat, but it's not really FUN. The cards aren't exciting, and deck management is pretty restricted (either of those are fine by themselves, but not both at the same time). Enemies aren't diverse enough. Sex scenes are short. There is no story, there's no justification for porn, i.e. the girls fuck tentacles and receive upgrades as a result of that just because (just like in Zetria).

Honestly, playing felt like a chore to me that I needed to complete to write this here review (can't do it without playing properly, can I?) Three stars it is, meh.

an excellent triple H and a really well done card game, too bad for the graphics that are sometimes too pixelated and the lack of cards, it would be nice to add booster packs to unpack that drop a series of H-themed cards or certain sectors (attack , shield, etc.etc.) it would be nice for the summoner to summon themed hosts of (skeletons, big cock dragons and exodia/egypt) the possibility of expansion is unlimited 10/10

It's a fun game, you go in thinking you will play for the lewds, but in the end you try to grind out all 3 of the heroines. It took me about 4 hours to play but it kept my sucked in the whole time.

Each hero is varied, but honestly the first is the most fun. The last one you unlock has a cool gimmick with poison and hiding, but it makes each encounter so much longer.

[v1.00]

Boring, unbalanced, feels incomplete.

As a game, it's playable and feeling unfinished and not fun
as H it's passable even though it seems like an addon and not at all varied
OVERALL VERY BORING and weirdly inconsistent.

The characters:

• 1st is simple and fun with possible varied gameplay styles.
• 2nd relies on unreliable summon gimmick
• max 4 summoned units,
  no other character uses all that board space,
  need buff and maintenance cards, then manage their attack target
  self inflicted negative statuses, no way of direct attack
• 3rd character is just gambling that fill up the deck if the cards aren't used with chance cards and the debuff of "anxiety" being transferred to the player

The game:

• Weirdly locked characters?- there's only 3 and the unlock after 1 level with the previous character;
• Very limited starting cards;
• Very few unlocks per level;
• Boring- mostly of the same enemies, the exact same bosses, H are basically the same;
• Unoptimized gameplay- can't draw if hand WOULD not hold all of the drawed cards, some 0 attacks trigger their effects, some don't, cards with a single target must still be targeted;

It's bad.
Don't play,
Don't get deceived by simple and not boring 1st character playstyle or okay scenes.

it's slay the spire-like with watered down mechanics/encounters

really tame card interactions that feel more like a chore than anything

porn isn't associated with gameplay. gallery is nice but is basically like 16 lightly animated scenes you can find that on pixiv if you really wanted to

solid 4/5, the gameplay is great, so you gotta plan very carefully, otherwise you are screwed - and there aren't any checkpoints , you go FROM THE BEGINNING.

They are trying to pad out the length by making you run 3 playthroughs with 3 characters, only one unlocked at the start, after the first playthrough you have seen it all, replaying with a different cahracter and her abilities is a horrible waste of time, not to mention that the gallery doesn't get unlocked cause you are expected to grind the other characters, that's so f*cking stupid, do yourself a favor and upload a save.

Do check out Zetria from the same devs, that one is a 5/5

That’s it; that’s the best review I can think for this game; now go click AddToYourWishList on their page haha.

But for real now, Tamer Vale IS a porn game (emphasis in game); considering the overwhelming amount of VN and RPGM titles on this site, that alone is worth at least trying it out.

Story/Narrative:
In Fuck The Squire you play as one of three elves known as “tamers” in a classic pseudo-medieval/fantasy world. Their goal is to reach the right side of your screen while killing monsters and fucking some others with no aparent distinction or reason other than porn-logic (guess we are not here for that kind of plot).

Gameplay:
The gameplay of Lay In Bestiality is a turn based, deck building, rogue-like game. Meaning that it has a staggering amount of similarities to Slay The Spire; leveling cards, character based decks and abilities, etcetera. Heck even the overworld map is the same one, just tilted 90° to the right. I suppose it’s as the saying goes “copy is the best form of flattery, specially when the copy adds tits to the experience" (which is honestly the only way you could do to improve Slay The Spire).

UX and Tech:
I didn’t encounter any game-breaking bugs nor any glitches and as a whole the user interface didn’t present any form of issue. It’s made with Unity and was running smoothly on my laptop; considering the developer, it’s fairly clear that they know their stuff. So that’s another point for Ass to Admire.

Art
For a porn game, more often than not, this section has the most weight, and in Cum The Crossfire, it’s achieved with most excellency. There are a myriad of DAZ and Honey Select titles on this site alone. So finding a game with original high quality VISUAL assets is always a treat.

I was half expecting to just see still images throughout the experience. But I was pleasantly surprised when I encountered fully animated, frame by frame AND voice acted sex scenes.

Seriously; porn (just like art) is subjective that’s why fetishes exist; and to be able to make pixel art visually arousing takes talent (that's PixelBee for you so Kudos for that).

In conclusion, while I wouldn't even describe many of the titles on this site as interactive experiences (they are more like porn where you have to keep holding the mouse alongside your cock). Tame The Valley (ok that’s the last one) is a must try card-based, rogue like, porn game and I’m definitely getting it in Steam as you are reading this.

Fun slay the spire-esque game, wish it had more animations but this dev usually has less animations in favor of higher quality. For example, things like defeat animations or even during combat animations (like being restrained, or restraining the enemy)

I had high hopes since I'm a big fan of deckbuilding roguelikes, but this one lacks porn content. Compared to similar games like Last Evil, it contains no porn elements in the combat itself (restraints / sex attacks). Instead, you're given a few animated scenes when you visit certain locations. The game itself is pretty interesting, but the porn elements are essentially ineffective.

Overall the game is kinda meh, the porn isn't bad, but you can probably find better just googling for animated monster/tentacle hentai. The gameplay is fun for 1, maybe 2 runs on each character because that's about how many viable builds each has.

It's pretty easy overall, but it does get harder the more you play, not because of hard mode or difficulty scaling, but because the new cards you unlock generally just do things you can already do, but worse. Each character has maybe 1 or 2 cards that are actual upgrades, but they're absolutely not worth grinding for.

v1.00

Pros
+ Gameplay is similar to Slay the Spire and Last Evil. Gameplay is good and the UI is good
+ Gameplay has some depth and is quite fun. One really nice feature is being able to cut cards from the deck at the shop. And then you can refresh the shop to cut another card
+ Animated pixel art H-scenes with sounds
+ 3 Classes
+ Gallery

Cons
- Moderate pool of cards and small pool of Passives
- The only character you can pick in the beginning is the Warrior. Once you reach lvl 3 on Warrior you get unlock the Priestess. And then you need lvl 3 on Priestess of unlock the Rogue.
- Not too many H-scenes, 6 for each character and 1 for beating the game with all the characters
- Some cards require a character to reach a certain level before it unlocks

Conclusion
Overall this is a fun game if you enjoy card games, and value fun gameplay over lots of high quality H-scenes. I enjoyed the game and would recommend giving it a go.

Similar to their other game, Zetria, it's a pretty solid game with good porn but basically 0 connection between the two.

I might play it for fun, but if I wanted to jerk off to this I would just go to their twitter rather than playing the game, because the porn is just an image gallery thrown on top of the game

This one at least can be played one handed if you don't mind several minutes of gameplay that take your brain completely away from the titties between each animation loop

I'd give it a 3.5 if that were an option

I find it very strange that this dev has made two games that both have really good animation style and quality and content, and yet both games are really boring games. the mechanics in this game are extremely boring. this game could be a lot more fun, but for whatever reason, the dev has decided to make the card game style very very slow and very boring. there is also no porn content during gameplay? like during battle? i am very confused! this dev seems to be making games to get money from backers without actually delivering a porn game, for both games now. waste of time.

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Updated v1.6 review

Gameplay is the exact same as Slay the Spire.

You have X amount of Mana and you play cards according to your class:

1. Increase your attack
2. Block enemy attacks
3. Decrease enemy attack
4. A whole lot of unique class cards.
   1. you unlock some more class cards as you level up

After upgrading your cards, you are greeted with an H-scene, each class has 3-4 non-boss H-scenes.
There are 3 boss H-scenes per class, so 9 in total.
There is a recollection room.