Unity - Completed - Tamer Vale [v1.8.2] [PixelBee]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    Dajikasss

    Gameplay is ok. If you're looking for a slay the spire knockoff with a dash of saucy-ness you'll be in a good spot. But keep in mind a run is probably going to be an hour. It's not easy but it's not bone-crushingly hard. Which is good because you're trying to play while hard.
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    Fenn_Shadow

    This game is really good.
    All the three different characters having a unique style with unique cards to their playstyle.

    With the first one being the most basic if you played slay the spire this will suit you the most. Relying on basic attacks and building strength buffs to do a lot of damage in a short amount of time. Also relying on potions to gain extra energy and to regain health

    The second one is a summoner relying on spirits that they summon to deal their damage. They also have constant healing since their healing cards do not expire unlike other characters. You can keep one spirit alive and continually boost it to slowly build power over the course of the round or spawn multiple spirits to deal quick burst of damage.

    The third one is a potion brewer who specializes in making four different types of potions, healing, stun, strength, and poison based on the ingredients that you get from scavenging from your cards. Your cards determine on how powerful the potion is. You can also hide which is absolutely overpowered negating even the most powerful attacks to only take 2-3 damage. This is definitely the most overpowered character.

    If this complexity of the game applies to you then you might enjoy it if it doesn't you won't.

    The hentai scenes are pixel art entailing mostly tentacles and bestiality. They might not be for anyone and requires beating the game with all the characters. This can be challenging but it is worth it if you are up for the challenge.

    With all of these details and the mastery of the mechanics that you can achieve in the game makes it a 5/5.
  3. 3.00 star(s)

    robozaec

    Run of the mill lewd game. The very few scenes (about a dozen, which isn't a lot) that are in game aren't really worth this slay the spire knockoff gameplay. The sex scenes occur only during healing spots and when you defeat a boss. Which makes each run (that could go on for about 20-30 mins) have about 3 unique lewd encounters. And yeah, enemies do not try to fuck you, most of them don't even look remotely horny. Keep lookin' guys, this one ain't worth it.
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    Yournewowner

    Honestly pretty damn cool, the mechanics all work and never felt bored playing lewd slay the spire. The downfalls really come down to the lewd content is literally 1 smexy loop and that's it, and there's only like 5 per playable character. So good while it lasts fun wise but if you're looking for fap material this isn't it.

    tldr: just play for a sluttier version of slay the spire
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    cantmakeupmymind

    Truly this game is pretty awesome, never knew I wanted lewd slay the spire before, but here I am. I'd really like some defeat animations against some of the basic enemies and maybe more dominant positions for when the bosses are being tamed. Heck I'd love to see optional scenes after beating regular enemies too but that's just my dick talking. Good stuff though and I look forward to this being smoothed out, if it gets to slay the spire tier I'd be a die hard fan.
  6. 4.00 star(s)

    Incombat

    Eh, it was fun while it lasted.
    Basically a clone of Slay the Spyre in it's early days, with the 3 archetypes - Juggernaut, Summoner, Poisoner. Takes about 2+ hours per complete run on each, and you unlock 17 nice tentacle or monster fuck animations.

    As i didn't do any grinding , I enjoyed my time with it, but card unlocks can be a bit slow for completionists (only completion I cared about was the gallery)
  7. 2.00 star(s)

    colascage

    Somehow they managed to make a rogue-like cardgame boring. How is that even possible? It's clunky, it drags and there its very basic in build variety.

    Porn is very detached from the gameplay itself, which is literally the purpose of a "porn game". Might as well just watch the gallery and call it.

    Art is decent but has very stiff animations.
  8. 2.00 star(s)

    bbbobbby85

    Damn, art style is great and it shows that a lot of work was put into this game, but before finishing the first run I was already bored of the enemies and deck... With little to no incentive to repeat with another strategy as there is not many customization of the playstile. Sex scenes are good for an aperitive, but not enough to justify the tedium.
  9. 4.00 star(s)

    bloodybutunbowed

    It's a rougelite deckbuilder. It does roguelite deckbuilder things. Are they some great advancements in the rougelite deckbuilder sphere? No, but they're still perfectly serviceable, the art is good, and the porn mostly comes at a good pace.

    That being said unless it really catches you, probably don't don't particularly want to do playthroughs with all three characters, and really wouldn't pay the 20 dollars they've got it going for on steam if I was actually inclined to pay for this stuff.
  10. 3.00 star(s)

    MarshmallowCasserole

    There was a lot of work put into it, but the end result is... boring.

    It's a lot like the other game by this dev, Zetria, in many regards. For lack of a better word, it's basic. Yes, it's got actual card-based combat, but it's not really FUN. The cards aren't exciting, and deck management is pretty restricted (either of those are fine by themselves, but not both at the same time). Enemies aren't diverse enough. Sex scenes are short. There is no story, there's no justification for porn, i.e. the girls fuck tentacles and receive upgrades as a result of that just because (just like in Zetria).

    Honestly, playing felt like a chore to me that I needed to complete to write this here review (can't do it without playing properly, can I?) Three stars it is, meh.
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    TheCommedian

    an excellent triple H and a really well done card game, too bad for the graphics that are sometimes too pixelated and the lack of cards, it would be nice to add booster packs to unpack that drop a series of H-themed cards or certain sectors (attack , shield, etc.etc.) it would be nice for the summoner to summon themed hosts of (skeletons, big cock dragons and exodia/egypt) the possibility of expansion is unlimited 10/10
  12. 4.00 star(s)

    Hanz

    It's a fun game, you go in thinking you will play for the lewds, but in the end you try to grind out all 3 of the heroines. It took me about 4 hours to play but it kept my sucked in the whole time.

    Each hero is varied, but honestly the first is the most fun. The last one you unlock has a cool gimmick with poison and hiding, but it makes each encounter so much longer.
  13. 2.00 star(s)

    Fidzius

    [v1.00]

    Boring, unbalanced, feels incomplete.

    As a game, it's playable and feeling unfinished and not fun
    as H it's passable even though it seems like an addon and not at all varied
    OVERALL VERY BORING and weirdly inconsistent.

    The characters:
    • 1st is simple and fun with possible varied gameplay styles.
    • 2nd relies on unreliable summon gimmick
    • max 4 summoned units,
      no other character uses all that board space,
      need buff and maintenance cards, then manage their attack target
      self inflicted negative statuses, no way of direct attack
    • 3rd character is just gambling that fill up the deck if the cards aren't used with chance cards and the debuff of "anxiety" being transferred to the player
    The game:
    • Weirdly locked characters?- there's only 3 and the unlock after 1 level with the previous character;
    • Very limited starting cards;
    • Very few unlocks per level;
    • Boring- mostly of the same enemies, the exact same bosses, H are basically the same;
    • Unoptimized gameplay- can't draw if hand WOULD not hold all of the drawed cards, some 0 attacks trigger their effects, some don't, cards with a single target must still be targeted;
    It's bad.
    Don't play,
    Don't get deceived by simple and not boring 1st character playstyle or okay scenes.
  14. 2.00 star(s)

    gobbles87

    it's slay the spire-like with watered down mechanics/encounters

    really tame card interactions that feel more like a chore than anything

    porn isn't associated with gameplay. gallery is nice but is basically like 16 lightly animated scenes you can find that on pixiv if you really wanted to
  15. 4.00 star(s)

    Mike17723

    solid 4/5, the gameplay is great, so you gotta plan very carefully, otherwise you are screwed - and there aren't any checkpoints , you go FROM THE BEGINNING.

    They are trying to pad out the length by making you run 3 playthroughs with 3 characters, only one unlocked at the start, after the first playthrough you have seen it all, replaying with a different cahracter and her abilities is a horrible waste of time, not to mention that the gallery doesn't get unlocked cause you are expected to grind the other characters, that's so f*cking stupid, do yourself a favor and upload a save.

    Do check out Zetria from the same devs, that one is a 5/5
  16. 5.00 star(s)

    Amra'Cumango

    Porn The Spire
    That’s it; that’s the best review I can think for this game; now go click AddToYourWishList on their page haha.

    But for real now, Tamer Vale IS a porn game (emphasis in game); considering the overwhelming amount of VN and RPGM titles on this site, that alone is worth at least trying it out.

    Story/Narrative:
    In Fuck The Squire you play as one of three elves known as “tamers” in a classic pseudo-medieval/fantasy world. Their goal is to reach the right side of your screen while killing monsters and fucking some others with no aparent distinction or reason other than porn-logic (guess we are not here for that kind of plot).

    Gameplay:
    The gameplay of Lay In Bestiality is a turn based, deck building, rogue-like game. Meaning that it has a staggering amount of similarities to Slay The Spire; leveling cards, character based decks and abilities, etcetera. Heck even the overworld map is the same one, just tilted 90° to the right. I suppose it’s as the saying goes “copy is the best form of flattery, specially when the copy adds tits to the experience" (which is honestly the only way you could do to improve Slay The Spire).

    UX and Tech:
    I didn’t encounter any game-breaking bugs nor any glitches and as a whole the user interface didn’t present any form of issue. It’s made with Unity and was running smoothly on my laptop; considering the developer, it’s fairly clear that they know their stuff. So that’s another point for Ass to Admire.

    Art
    For a porn game, more often than not, this section has the most weight, and in Cum The Crossfire, it’s achieved with most excellency. There are a myriad of DAZ and Honey Select titles on this site alone. So finding a game with original high quality VISUAL assets is always a treat.

    I was half expecting to just see still images throughout the experience. But I was pleasantly surprised when I encountered fully animated, frame by frame AND voice acted sex scenes.

    Seriously; porn (just like art) is subjective that’s why fetishes exist; and to be able to make pixel art visually arousing takes talent (that's PixelBee for you so Kudos for that).

    In conclusion, while I wouldn't even describe many of the titles on this site as interactive experiences (they are more like porn where you have to keep holding the mouse alongside your cock). Tame The Valley (ok that’s the last one) is a must try card-based, rogue like, porn game and I’m definitely getting it in Steam as you are reading this.
  17. 4.00 star(s)

    sacrum911

    Fun slay the spire-esque game, wish it had more animations but this dev usually has less animations in favor of higher quality. For example, things like defeat animations or even during combat animations (like being restrained, or restraining the enemy)
  18. 3.00 star(s)

    OrangePeel

    I had high hopes since I'm a big fan of deckbuilding roguelikes, but this one lacks porn content. Compared to similar games like Last Evil, it contains no porn elements in the combat itself (restraints / sex attacks). Instead, you're given a few animated scenes when you visit certain locations. The game itself is pretty interesting, but the porn elements are essentially ineffective.
  19. 3.00 star(s)

    Alamand

    Overall the game is kinda meh, the porn isn't bad, but you can probably find better just googling for animated monster/tentacle hentai. The gameplay is fun for 1, maybe 2 runs on each character because that's about how many viable builds each has.

    It's pretty easy overall, but it does get harder the more you play, not because of hard mode or difficulty scaling, but because the new cards you unlock generally just do things you can already do, but worse. Each character has maybe 1 or 2 cards that are actual upgrades, but they're absolutely not worth grinding for.
  20. 4.00 star(s)

    rainwake

    v1.00

    Pros
    + Gameplay is similar to Slay the Spire and Last Evil. Gameplay is good and the UI is good
    + Gameplay has some depth and is quite fun. One really nice feature is being able to cut cards from the deck at the shop. And then you can refresh the shop to cut another card
    + Animated pixel art H-scenes with sounds
    + 3 Classes
    + Gallery

    Cons
    - Moderate pool of cards and small pool of Passives
    - The only character you can pick in the beginning is the Warrior. Once you reach lvl 3 on Warrior you get unlock the Priestess. And then you need lvl 3 on Priestess of unlock the Rogue.
    - Not too many H-scenes, 6 for each character and 1 for beating the game with all the characters
    - Some cards require a character to reach a certain level before it unlocks

    Conclusion
    Overall this is a fun game if you enjoy card games, and value fun gameplay over lots of high quality H-scenes. I enjoyed the game and would recommend giving it a go.