Unity - Completed - Tamer Vale [v1.8.2] [PixelBee]

  1. 4.00 star(s)

    Mike17723

    solid 4/5, the gameplay is great, so you gotta plan very carefully, otherwise you are screwed - and there aren't any checkpoints , you go FROM THE BEGINNING.

    They are trying to pad out the length by making you run 3 playthroughs with 3 characters, only one unlocked at the start, after the first playthrough you have seen it all, replaying with a different cahracter and her abilities is a horrible waste of time, not to mention that the gallery doesn't get unlocked cause you are expected to grind the other characters, that's so f*cking stupid, do yourself a favor and upload a save.

    Do check out Zetria from the same devs, that one is a 5/5
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    Amra'Cumango

    Porn The Spire
    That’s it; that’s the best review I can think for this game; now go click AddToYourWishList on their page haha.

    But for real now, Tamer Vale IS a porn game (emphasis in game); considering the overwhelming amount of VN and RPGM titles on this site, that alone is worth at least trying it out.

    Story/Narrative:
    In Fuck The Squire you play as one of three elves known as “tamers” in a classic pseudo-medieval/fantasy world. Their goal is to reach the right side of your screen while killing monsters and fucking some others with no aparent distinction or reason other than porn-logic (guess we are not here for that kind of plot).

    Gameplay:
    The gameplay of Lay In Bestiality is a turn based, deck building, rogue-like game. Meaning that it has a staggering amount of similarities to Slay The Spire; leveling cards, character based decks and abilities, etcetera. Heck even the overworld map is the same one, just tilted 90° to the right. I suppose it’s as the saying goes “copy is the best form of flattery, specially when the copy adds tits to the experience" (which is honestly the only way you could do to improve Slay The Spire).

    UX and Tech:
    I didn’t encounter any game-breaking bugs nor any glitches and as a whole the user interface didn’t present any form of issue. It’s made with Unity and was running smoothly on my laptop; considering the developer, it’s fairly clear that they know their stuff. So that’s another point for Ass to Admire.

    Art
    For a porn game, more often than not, this section has the most weight, and in Cum The Crossfire, it’s achieved with most excellency. There are a myriad of DAZ and Honey Select titles on this site alone. So finding a game with original high quality VISUAL assets is always a treat.

    I was half expecting to just see still images throughout the experience. But I was pleasantly surprised when I encountered fully animated, frame by frame AND voice acted sex scenes.

    Seriously; porn (just like art) is subjective that’s why fetishes exist; and to be able to make pixel art visually arousing takes talent (that's PixelBee for you so Kudos for that).

    In conclusion, while I wouldn't even describe many of the titles on this site as interactive experiences (they are more like porn where you have to keep holding the mouse alongside your cock). Tame The Valley (ok that’s the last one) is a must try card-based, rogue like, porn game and I’m definitely getting it in Steam as you are reading this.
  3. 4.00 star(s)

    sacrum911

    Fun slay the spire-esque game, wish it had more animations but this dev usually has less animations in favor of higher quality. For example, things like defeat animations or even during combat animations (like being restrained, or restraining the enemy)
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    OrangePeel

    I had high hopes since I'm a big fan of deckbuilding roguelikes, but this one lacks porn content. Compared to similar games like Last Evil, it contains no porn elements in the combat itself (restraints / sex attacks). Instead, you're given a few animated scenes when you visit certain locations. The game itself is pretty interesting, but the porn elements are essentially ineffective.
  5. 3.00 star(s)

    Alamand

    Overall the game is kinda meh, the porn isn't bad, but you can probably find better just googling for animated monster/tentacle hentai. The gameplay is fun for 1, maybe 2 runs on each character because that's about how many viable builds each has.

    It's pretty easy overall, but it does get harder the more you play, not because of hard mode or difficulty scaling, but because the new cards you unlock generally just do things you can already do, but worse. Each character has maybe 1 or 2 cards that are actual upgrades, but they're absolutely not worth grinding for.
  6. 4.00 star(s)

    rainwake

    v1.00

    Pros
    + Gameplay is similar to Slay the Spire and Last Evil. Gameplay is good and the UI is good
    + Gameplay has some depth and is quite fun. One really nice feature is being able to cut cards from the deck at the shop. And then you can refresh the shop to cut another card
    + Animated pixel art H-scenes with sounds
    + 3 Classes
    + Gallery

    Cons
    - Moderate pool of cards and small pool of Passives
    - The only character you can pick in the beginning is the Warrior. Once you reach lvl 3 on Warrior you get unlock the Priestess. And then you need lvl 3 on Priestess of unlock the Rogue.
    - Not too many H-scenes, 6 for each character and 1 for beating the game with all the characters
    - Some cards require a character to reach a certain level before it unlocks

    Conclusion
    Overall this is a fun game if you enjoy card games, and value fun gameplay over lots of high quality H-scenes. I enjoyed the game and would recommend giving it a go.
  7. 4.00 star(s)

    Squidbit

    Similar to their other game, Zetria, it's a pretty solid game with good porn but basically 0 connection between the two.

    I might play it for fun, but if I wanted to jerk off to this I would just go to their twitter rather than playing the game, because the porn is just an image gallery thrown on top of the game

    This one at least can be played one handed if you don't mind several minutes of gameplay that take your brain completely away from the titties between each animation loop

    I'd give it a 3.5 if that were an option
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    MoreNow

    I find it very strange that this dev has made two games that both have really good animation style and quality and content, and yet both games are really boring games. the mechanics in this game are extremely boring. this game could be a lot more fun, but for whatever reason, the dev has decided to make the card game style very very slow and very boring. there is also no porn content during gameplay? like during battle? i am very confused! this dev seems to be making games to get money from backers without actually delivering a porn game, for both games now. waste of time.
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    Deathmind

    We finally found it bois, the absolute best game i've ever played! From the art, animation, gameplay... everything is perfect. You did amazing! I cannot wait for more updates! Please don't abandon this game like most other porn game developers!
  10. 4.00 star(s)

    akeno111

    Updated v1.6 review

    Gameplay is the exact same as Slay the Spire.

    You have X amount of Mana and you play cards according to your class:
    1. Increase your attack
    2. Block enemy attacks
    3. Decrease enemy attack
    4. A whole lot of unique class cards.
      1. you unlock some more class cards as you level up

    After upgrading your cards, you are greeted with an H-scene, each class has 3-4 non-boss H-scenes.
    There are 3 boss H-scenes per class, so 9 in total.
    There is a recollection room.