Porn The Spire
That’s it; that’s the best review I can think for this game; now go click
AddToYourWishList on their page haha.
But for real now,
Tamer Vale IS a porn game (emphasis in game); considering the overwhelming amount of VN and RPGM titles on this site, that alone is worth at least trying it out.
Story/Narrative:
In
Fuck The Squire you play as one of three elves known as “tamers” in a classic pseudo-medieval/fantasy world. Their goal is to reach the right side of your screen while killing monsters and fucking some others with no aparent distinction or reason other than porn-logic (guess we are not here for that kind of plot).
Gameplay:
The gameplay of
Lay In Bestiality is a turn based, deck building, rogue-like game. Meaning that it has a staggering amount of similarities to
Slay The Spire; leveling cards, character based decks and abilities, etcetera. Heck even the overworld map is the same one, just tilted 90° to the right. I suppose it’s as the saying goes
“copy is the best form of flattery, specially when the copy adds tits to the experience" (which is honestly the only way you could do to improve
Slay The Spire).
UX and Tech:
I didn’t encounter any game-breaking bugs nor any glitches and as a whole the user interface didn’t present any form of issue. It’s made with
Unity and was running smoothly on my laptop; considering the developer, it’s fairly clear that they know their stuff. So that’s another point for
Ass to Admire.
Art
For a porn game, more often than not, this section has the most weight, and in
Cum The Crossfire, it’s achieved with most excellency. There are a myriad of DAZ and Honey Select titles on this site alone. So finding a game with original high quality VISUAL assets is always a treat.
I was half expecting to just see still images throughout the experience. But I was pleasantly surprised when I encountered fully animated, frame by frame AND voice acted sex scenes.
Seriously; porn (just like art) is subjective that’s why fetishes exist; and to be able to make pixel art visually arousing takes talent (that's
PixelBee for you so Kudos for that).
In conclusion, while I wouldn't even describe many of the titles on this site as interactive experiences (they are more like porn where you have to keep holding the mouse alongside your cock).
Tame The Valley (ok that’s the last one) is a must try card-based, rogue like, porn game and I’m definitely getting it in
Steam as you are reading this.