Actual waste of time.
Premise. 1/5
It's a roguelike that exemplifies all the negatives of the genre. Tons of grind time, completely reliant on RNG. No amount of skill will help you. There is a right and a wrong way to make a roguelike. This is wrong.
Gameplay 1/5
Walk around. Open boxes. Avoid traps. Fail. Repeat until RNGesus has mercy on your soul.
Seggs 1/5
You have a grand total of:
3 still image game over scenes.
various character models in various compromising positions.
1 scene I never bothered to uncover probably involving the 3 characters.
Overall 1/5
Wasted hours. Gained nothing but regret. Trust me, you've already wasted enough of your time reading this review. Just move on.
Premise. 1/5
It's a roguelike that exemplifies all the negatives of the genre. Tons of grind time, completely reliant on RNG. No amount of skill will help you. There is a right and a wrong way to make a roguelike. This is wrong.
Gameplay 1/5
Walk around. Open boxes. Avoid traps. Fail. Repeat until RNGesus has mercy on your soul.
Seggs 1/5
You have a grand total of:
3 still image game over scenes.
various character models in various compromising positions.
1 scene I never bothered to uncover probably involving the 3 characters.
Overall 1/5
Wasted hours. Gained nothing but regret. Trust me, you've already wasted enough of your time reading this review. Just move on.