VN - Ren'Py - The Conte Family: Sofia's Life [v0.1.0.4] [88Michele88]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    blubbat0r

    v0.1.0.2:

    First off I have to mention that this is the first entry in Michele's "The Vampire World" series I've played myself. I have watched someone stream parts of "Nobilium" with an italian accented TextToSpeech addon for renpy before, which was frankly hilarious, so I thought I'd give it a go with this one. Sadly I am a troglodyte when it comes to these things so I was only able to play "Sofia's Life" with the standard built-in TTS of renpy. You can activate it by pressing [v] at any point in the game and I highly recommend you do it.


    Writing:
    As I mentioned, I haven't played any of the other games in the series, so I went in fully expecting there to be things and contexts I wouldn't get immediately and would have to pick up along the way. That being said, virtually everything is just thrown at the players. Neither the Characters nor the setting or situations are properly introduced to the player.

    Now a lot of what I'm going to say about the characters or the plot has to come with the note that the grammar and spelling are downright atrocious and barely more understandable than a slightly edited MTL, so I may be misunderstanding the author's intentions entirely.

    The characters are wildly inconsistent and, for me personally, completely unlikable without exception. This starts off with a character (Donny) going off on how he'd want to bang the female lead (Sofia) and the moment she wants to have sex he's suddenly staunchly loyal to his wife and seemingly upset at even the implication... and goes to random characters fighting one moment, seemingly trying to off each other and starting to randomly fuck the next moment.

    The story is best just summed up as: "Stuff just happens" Since virtually nothing about the background, character motivations or the setting is introduced, there is basically no telling why things happen and why characters do what they do. They just... do things.

    Audio:
    This was a surprisingly big part of the unintentional comedy in the entire experience. Overall the soundtrack is... fine. It's your standard indie porn VN fare with no real surprises. This changes with the -clearly- unironic use of sexy.mp3 (you know which) for the sex scenes and the hilarious use of animal sounds.

    The first instance of this really caught me by surprise. As our heroine, Sofia, roars angrily at some other character, the sound of a lion roar resounds... only it doesn't stop there. The dev actually used an uncut sound file of about 3 minutes length that devolves further and further into grunting noises as time goes on... it's brilliant.

    Later on, as other characters "roar", another sound sample is used (at different loop times for each character... also a very amusing choice) but this one is distinctly less impressive and due to the way it's looped it's hard to tell whether it's an actual lion or the sound of a lawnmower starting up.

    Visuals:
    I don't like knocking developers for their choice in engines, tools, or visual medium as long as it doesn't go against basic logic (like using an engine entirely unsuited to the type of game they're making) and there are games that are using Sims 4 screenshots in interesting and enjoyable ways. This, sadly, isn't one of them and will probably forever be brought up as an argument against using them at all.

    A lot more could be said here, but I'm generally more interested in writing than in visuals so I'll just leave it at that. You can look at the screenshots in the thread yourself, what you see is essentially what you get.

    Final thoughts and score:
    It would be very easy to just call this a steaming pile of low effort garbage but I think that would be an unfair assessment of the situation. I know for a fact that michele puts a lot of time and effort into what he creates. This is more a sad case of effort directed in entirely the wrong direction. A case of a dev so convinced of their own abilities that all effort goes towards making more of the same instead of getting better at it and actually honing those abilities.

    That being said, I did have a lot of fun with this experience. Just probably not for the reasons the creator of the work intended and in large parts due to the added comedic value of the Text-To-Speech. So you may consider my final score both a genuine reflection of my experience as well as somewhat of an intelligence test for those who choose to just skim over my review.

    3/5
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    GAB

    v0.1.0.4
    The graphics would have been ok if the characters were up to scale and made the characters out of frame but you can get through everything. The only audio is just the music amd irregular roaring noise that plays at random interval. Not only does the game contain more unreadable English but it features (surprise surprise) hand drawn black and white drawing and poor postures from the assets of characters.

    Speaking of random interval: the dialogue is incomplete and I could only choose half of the dialogue and hoping it's the right choice. Events and such kinda just happens without much rythm or logic behind. The sexual content was cringy and hard to not skip

    This is the most unstable game ever and I mean that this is one of the worst porn game of all time it is just horrible.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    aben

    [v0.1.0.2]

    One of the best games I've ever played, truly life changing, it changed me and the way I see my sexuality.

    Ever since I was a kid, I always liked women and was raised as a heterosexual male, I would never bat an eye to look at a person of the same sex before, that's until I saw Michele's renders..

    Now I understand why Twilight was so popular with the ladies, I guess i needed another take on it and not just a silly teenage movie, this is what did it for me boys.

    Why you may ask?
    • The abs
    • Their smile
    • Their eyes
    • did i mention abs?
    • and they way they talk to you
    When these characters talk is like you listen to a Sigma male giving you advice about life, about your choices, and why you ended up playing Michele's games in your moms basement.

    This is art in the form of a teacher , professor, lecturer, like Socrates was to his students.

    I know it's hard to believe me but you have to try and see for yourself.

    Thank you Michele for teaching me that men can be hot, wise , supporting too, and female vampires just want to use your body for the evil deed.

    I will never look at this game the same ever again.

    Definitely 5*****

    CG 5/5
    Animations 5/5
    Story 6/5*!

    Thank you for this game Michele.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    Bloo

    Version 0.1.0.2

    The fifth installment of "The Vampire World Games" series. There's very little to like about it, as such, I'll try to be quick.

    The writing is objectively terrible, with uncountable typos and some of the worst grammar I've experienced. The story itself isn't much better, being the usual cliche vampire drivel, with unappealing sexual content that fails to arouse.

    Sofia and the rest of the cast are unlikable one-dimensional characters with no redeeming qualities or appeal.

    The sexual themes, (such as femdomination) are fine, but poorly executed (just look at some of the samples) both through the writing and visually, and not only do they fail to arouse, but are honestly a complete turn-off.

    Graphically speaking, "The Vampire World Games" series, The Conte Family: Sofia's Life being no exception, are some of the worst looking titles I've had the displeasure of experiencing. The renders look like cardboard cut-outs, as well as having no regard for proportions, physics (limbs floating...), low resolution, jagged edges, and no shadows. The GUI itself isn't much better, being very low resolution, and with little in terms of customization.

    Pros:
    • The concept of having interconnected games set in the same universe.

    Cons:
    • Lack of variety in terms of fetishes.
    • Dreadful graphics.
    • Low resolution GUI with very little customization.
    • Cliche vampire setting.
    • Terrible writing paired with an abysmal translation.

    Overall, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who is unsure about giving it a try, at least not in its current state.

    I wish the developer the best of luck in future builds.