[19/oct update: Contrarily to the paragraph below, the game is no longer Abandoned, and the review reflects the time it was. I'd update the review, but the title screen alone gives me convulsing PTSD].
Summary:
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In 9 years, the first game to make me delete it and review it without me actually completing it. Not that it'd matter, because as if the game wasn't enough of a mess, it's
Abandoned anyway.
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Review:
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Art-style:
☆ ☆ ☆
The art-style is good.
It's not wonderful, and extremely scarce, but the heroine is comely, and the old trope of the protagonist having gargantuan oversized tits is... contained, in this game. There are plenty of animations, which are decent, up until you see them for the 74th time.
Deuteragonists are, as expected, darker-skinned, have an evil cocky grin, and miss details, being better described as a generalized male shape.
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Gameplay:
☆
This game features the worst gameplays I've ever seen in an RPGMaker game.
There are no tips, no pointers, no suggestions, no hints.
The game tries to capitalize on "play time" by having gargantuan map tiles disposed mostly in an horizontal parallel, while the character moves at 0.75% of speed. Meaning, it's hard to transverse the map vertically. You can look at
this example of the route you need to take to go from West Forest to the South Gate (
red) and how it should be (
blue). And you'll be walking around
a lot.
It also tries to stall you by
throwing redundant hostile NPCs in your path every now and then. It forces you to stop, fight them, and if you win, be awarded as much as 1xp. And some roads are
infested with enemies.
Finally, it also tries to tiptoe its gameplay value by
forcing you to grind events (like the tavern event, which you need to,
four times, serve dinner to 9 people, each time going back to fetch a dish - remember the 0.75% movement?). Alternatively, it has you
grind invisible stats without you knowing you're doing it, have to do it, or should have done it. There's a guide, but even if you religiously follow it, you'll inevitably get stuck somewhere and freeze your walkthrough at a dead end. Horrible, really.
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Storyline:
☆
Another mess.
It's an old game by its own standards, sure. I can accept the dead-and-beaten concept of "Le Nympho Heroine Because Curse But She Likes It" coming from a game this old. I hate it, but I won't let it reflect on the review.
What I can't stand is that
the game doesn't know what story it wants to tell.
The pace sets off quite well, but like a kid riding a bicycle for the first time, thinking he's got it, it's suddenly crashes on the floor. After Coal Village, is when the kid falls, scrapes his knees, and never gets up again. The story that so far was being told of an invasion and an epic battle suddenly intertwines with itself into becoming a
spy-prisoner-sexual-grooming-slice-of-life-barmaid-warrior-hero-art-muse.
And amazingly? Yuuki is absent of a personality besides "I'm reluctant" and "I like The Sex". during all this. How can you cram so much stuff in a single chapter, and make it so bland? There's art to this level of boredom, like cooking an extensive, rich meal, and having it taste only like potato.
Finally, and I loved this one:
The game tries to convince itself, and you, that it's female-friendly. I accept I'm playing a grooming/non-con game.
But don't try to convince me it's anything other than that. The game mentions how Yuuki feels powerful with her femininity, and her strong sexual energy, and etc. - my guy, she's being
PASSIVE AND SEXUALLY HARASSED. What are you on about?


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Grammar:
☆ ☆ ☆
MTL, FML!
"I raised my skirt. There wasn't hesitating! What have I becoming?

"
Could be worse, though. It's not constricting for your experience. 3 stars for the effort.
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Stars: 8
Parameters: 4 (
Art |
Gameplay |
Storyline |
Grammar)
Final result: 2 ☆ (8/4 = 2)