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Wanna cookie?
It was in today's mail, as an apology from "one star review" prepubescent asshole.
It was in today's mail, as an apology from "one star review" prepubescent asshole.
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mc Luna baby sweetie love of my life I swear to God I don't know what Isabelle is talking about
and wait a minute hold up what the fuck you mean one of the soldiers will give you special ice cream
did one of the soldiers tell you that before baby who which one Point them out
I may have to fucking kill a soldier tonight
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The date with Gracie didn't turn out the way I imagined.
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mc Luna baby no he's my real estate agent
I was going to surprise you for Christmas I bought us a new house
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mc Luna baby I love you
you are the air that I breathe but. I have to put my foot down
and say no
our vacation ends tomorrow and we are not taking him home with us and that's final five minutes later
mc hello American Airlines how much do you charge to transport a really really really big cat yes I'll hold
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hey brother thank you for putting up such great artwork
and for giving me the idea for the Home Alone joke
as you can probably tell I love Luna
sorry I accidentally deleted the joke
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mc well here I am hiding in a closet on Christmas Eve sobbing uncontrollably
I bet you're wondering why why am I hiding from the love of my life
well you see it was Christmas Eve night and when Luna was putting up the star on the tree she fell hit her head lost her memory and now she thinks she's a nude ninja that hunts people for sport
mc this is not what I had in mind when I said me and Luna should spend Christmas alone
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mc Luna baby you remember you told me you thought you saw somebody spying on you today when you were getting dressed
just let me fuck
this guy up real quick and I'm all yours
mc come on come on where are you show yourself you cockeyed motherfucker