Aaaaaand I just had the last meeting for the day, my backlog is as empty as these knuckleheads noggins and lunch is baking in the oven.
Let's laugh at the load of bullshit this piece of work gave us yesterday, shall we?
Your Discord is quite dead, noone in this forum cares about the game (only about the drama), revenue dropped 30% last month on your inflated SubscribeStar and you lost your Patreon for the third time.
You are welcome, I guess?
I don't think this poor lad realize he just admitted to be doing the bare minimum into their game after months of saying they work on it extensively and claiming content would be speeding up.
I don't think this poor lad realize he just contradicted himself in two back to back sentences. To be honest I don't play that much shit on here, but since noone has compared this piece of shit to any other game it's safe to assume you are either lying(Which we both know is the case) or you don't have any other project with half as much visibility as this.
Riddle me this, the maximum work hours for both France and Canada is 48 per week, and at least one of you is french(Or you stole code from a french guy) while you are clearly European and jobless.
Kindly explain how you guys are working 60 hours per week? We know you aren't freelancers lol. Even if you were 10 times better at the job than you are at Sugarcube no one in the right mind would contract you to do shit.
My dude, if you are going to lie,
at least put a little effort into it. Even if you are not used to it.
"We don't depend on this project"
Not so long ago:
I guess you are technically right when you say you don't "depend" on the project. However, I wouldn't say living with your parents and leeching instead of doing something with your life is something to brag about like you just did.
It's so fucking funny seeing you try to lie out of your teeth. At least try a little bit, man.
We know your patreon was making,
You must be registered to see the links
? And you seem quite desperate to get it back running again. I wonder why? Is subscribestar not working out for you?
All in all, I think this bullshit you just spewed gets thrown out the window just by how you much you try to hide your actual subscribers and earnings from public view. 10K my ass, fuckhead.
PS: What happened to giving back to the community? Why didn't you go through with your monthly plan to donate?
To summarize,
We got them cracking boys, well done!
He looks pretty close to honouring his french ancestry. Maybe a subscribestar tactical nuke would be the last nail in the coffin? Wonder what he'll use as a white flag. Certainly not his underwear, that's definitely dark brown.
To finish this, a little thought on slow days and oncall shifts. A dissertation, even.
I go to the gym on slow days. Which would mean I get paid to go to the gym.
I have lunch with friends on slow days. Which would mean I get paid to have lunch with friends.
I do the laundry, the dishes and other chores on slow days. Which would techincally mean I get paid to do chores around the house.
I shit on your game and laugh at you on slow days. Which would mean that, technically, I get paid to shit on your game.
Why the bloody fuck would I look for another job? Are you that jealous? Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but even if I left my position there's no fucking chance you could get in with your skills. Should have taken the offer for lessons I gave you, buddy!