HTML The Fapocalypse [v0.5.6] [FAP Online Creation]

[haveiseenyoubefore]

Welp. The pieces have been moved. The game plays its self from here.

Send me a DM mate, I don't want to wait to see how it plays out.

 

[FAP Online Creation]

This is a truly good example of why you should stay in school, guys. At least until you finish elementary and learn to multiply.




So, if we are to believe you, you have 230 subscribers and are currently sitting at 77,4% of a 4K goal, as can be seen here:

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Since you suck at basic math so much I'll tell you that, according to your own statements and data, you are making 3096 bucks. That much would be true. Unfortunately, you choose to not lie about the one thing you shouldn't.
This would mean that the average pledge is sitting at 13,46 dollars per member(Very high average, huh?). This is quite funny, since according to what you claimed, your total revenue at the moment should come from the Executioners, Head of Executioners and MAD tiers alone, right?
(I'll do the math for you, don't worry. 50*49,50 + 99,50 * 4 + 199,50 equals 3072 dollars. This means it doesn't add up. I'm telling you this because I know you struggle with reading)

All that effort to hide your statistics(for god knows whatever reason) and you just blew it because your math level is not even on elementary school.

Please, do add up those numbers, and then try to tell us how much it comes up and why you are making 3+K instead of the 5160 dollars that comes out from doing the math. It's going to be hilarious.

But yeah, only one person got an upgrade, right?

I'm not talking from experience my dear friend, but to be a competent liar you ought to be extremely smart or have a good memory. Preferably both. You are neither. I have to say,



I'll make you a one up. I have 70K sitting on my bank account at the moment for liquidity.
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Record yourself accessing your SubscribeStar paycheck. If what you say is true and you actually have at least 40 subscribers paying you 50 bucks, which we know you don't, I'll match your revenue for the last year.




So, you are admitting now that everytime you claimed you were working hard and testing and playing your game extensively you were actually lying repeatedly to your supporters, correct?
And we are supposed to believe all your new bullshit because trust me bro, right?

Take this as a lesson for the future: Never engage while having a mental breakdown. Go outside, touch some grass, relax a bit. You earned it, king

And that is where your ignorance shows. You seem to be a mono-variable type of guy. You failed to take into accounts many things in your maths.


Tell me exactly what you want us to provide to you to prove that 40+ people are paying for the 50 bucks tier and we will provide it. But we very doubt you would give us that much money for it so we have a better proposition/bet.


I'll clear up the variables for you but right before, just to make it more interesting and see the level of confidence you have in your cognitive abilities and deductions, would you be willing to take a bet that the amount of subs per tier I sent to you is fake? That if I stopped hidding the page statistic it would not be exactly as I sent you? That the money we claim to be making is false?

If you lose, you have to subscribe to our 100$ tier, if we lose, we'll make the game open code (no more cracking protection).

I strongly believe you will run away from backing up your words and that you are not truly a confident individual.


Also, we are not impressed nor surprised by your banking account (which could have been photoshopped or anything).
Quite easy to accumulate this type of money at a certain age without spouse or children. Let's say that the VRchat beaches are not very pricy And let's not forget that it is the kind of money this sideproject makes in a year of 2-3 hours a week...

 

[FAP Online Creation]

No, what you have is a bunch of people getting angry at the fact that you made your game into an insane grind and tried to prevent any bypass of said grind so people would be more inclined to pay for cheats to avoid it. You know, what a normal, rational, well functioning well being would call malicious practices.

I know you are not the sharpest tool in the shed, but please, don't pretend you don't understand what's going on.


Also, I thought you didn't depended on this project and that you guys were working 60+ week hours with many other projects? How comes it couldn't have continued without financial support?

You can't mention the tool in the shed thing in the same comment where you make a fool out of yourself...

1- This is a game we publish for free on this pirate website... No one is obligated to play it. This pretty much destroy the first part of your comment and it's one flaw amont many.

2- This is just sad... take your time before commenting... I said that the project would not have continued, not that the project couldnt have continued, it would just not be worth it for us as we have lot of other places where we can put our time. This one was really pathetic, even for you.

 

[VKKV]

Send me a DM mate, I don't want to wait to see how it plays out.

Done.

Even more bs

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[WarblGarbl]

1- This is a game we publish for free on this pirate website... No one is obligated to play it. This pretty much destroy the first part of your comment and it's one flaw amont many.

This argument does not stand because being free does not exempt a product from being criticized. Even if it is free, you are asking for the consumer's time. It isn't like people won't feel anything about a product just because they got it for free. There is a phenomenon where people are actually more critical initially of free products over purchased products. If a customer purchases a product, they are more likely to be willing to give the product the time of day before they get critical. A free user does not have that financial sunk cost that prevents them from critiquing. On the other hand, a paying customer's ire is likely to be more damaging than a free users.

Think about mobile games. Most of the big ones are freemium. They expect a huge amount of free users that don't stick around long because they don't enjoy the game, while the paying users stick. That does not mean the critiques of free games shouldn't be warranted, especially when there is a premium mode offered, which Fapocalypse has.

(This point is more for people reading the thread who have encountered this defense before. I doubt I'll ever convince the FAP team.)

 

[VKKV]

This argument does not stand because being free does not exempt a product from being criticized. Even if it is free, you are asking for the consumer's time. It isn't like people won't feel anything about a product just because they got it for free. There is a phenomenon where people are actually more critical initially of free products over purchased products. If a customer purchases a product, they are more likely to be willing to give the product the time of day before they get critical. A free user does not have that financial sunk cost that prevents them from critiquing. On the other hand, a paying customer's ire is likely to be more damaging than a free users.

Think about mobile games. Most of the big ones are freemium. They expect a huge amount of free users that don't stick around long because they don't enjoy the game, while the paying users stick. That does not mean the critiques of free games shouldn't be warranted, especially when there is a premium mode offered, which Fapocalypse has.

(This point is more for people reading the thread who have encountered this defense before. I doubt I'll ever convince the FAP team.)

Can confirm.
People see a free game and expect a gross amount of MTX and already don't respect the game.
Steam doesn't even promote free games until they hit 6 digit player numbers.

 

[uneasy_speedy]

Its really insane to me that you guys argue with the dev if the grift is working lol. They are making no secret that their main concern is to keep the whales happy that pay a premium each month to look at stolen porn images in a game that lags in each browser with awful writing. Even with the cheat mod this is a chore to play.

They have made it very clear they have no intention of making a good game and they clearly are happy with however much money it makes them.

Its really funny to watch the shit flinging though and this money dick measuring content. I do believe them they have plenty of time for other projects because no one with a busy schedule would spend this much time arguing with haters lol.

 

[6ft3btw]

I'll make you a one up. I have 70K sitting on my bank account at the moment for liquidity.

Never thought I'd see a money spread on a porn forum.

 

[WarblGarbl]

Its really insane to me that you guys argue with the dev if the grift is working lol.

I feel like this game is unique in it being hated because it has such good presentation. Initially it looks great, with clean UIs, music, some minigames (with varying enjoyability). It's like a trojan horse, not in the computer virus sense but the fake gift. Once you dig inside there's little to be found without wasting money.

This game would be really good if the devs were competent and not malicious, which is kind of sad.

 

[FAP Online Creation]

I feel like this game is unique in it being hated because it has such good presentation. Initially it looks great, with clean UIs, music, some minigames (with varying enjoyability). It's like a trojan horse, not in the computer virus sense but the fake gift. Once you dig inside there's little to be found without wasting money.

This game would be really good if the devs were competent and not malicious, which is kind of sad.

Huh, you talk about competence but I doubt you even know what is an AppendWipWarning in coding language.

 

[VKKV]

People don't have to know how to code to call out a bad game...
Yet the ones who DO know how to code are also calling it out, and its bad code lmfao.

 

[WarblGarbl]

Huh, you talk about competence but I doubt you even know what is an AppendWipWarning in coding language.

You have an issue with me calling you incompetent, but you're fine with malicious?

EDIT: I did look into what a AppendWipWarning is, and it looks like a function you made for the UI to mark which content is WIP and share your Subscribestar. I feel like you're trying to get me with a gotcha by expecting me to know one of your specific functions without prior knowledge. If it was obvious for anyone else feel free to call me a moron.

 

[FAP Online Creation]

You have an issue with me calling you incompetent, but you're fine with malicious?

EDIT: I did look into what a AppendWipWarning is, and it looks like a function you made for the UI to mark which content is WIP and share your Subscribestar. I feel like you're trying to get me with a gotcha by expecting me to know one of your specific functions without prior knowledge. If it was obvious for anyone else feel free to call me a moron.

You got it! It was an inside joke. Who in the world says "coding language".

 

[VKKV]

You got it! It was an inside joke. Who in the world says "coding language".

Actually uh... Oh nevermind.

 

[VKKV]

EDIT: I did look into what a AppendWipWarning is, and it looks like a function you made for the UI to mark which content is WIP and share your Subscribestar. I feel like you're trying to get me with a gotcha by expecting me to know one of your specific functions without prior knowledge. If it was obvious for anyone else feel free to call me a moron.

Append means to add something... the "WipWarning" is just their own custom method connected to Subscribestar. (least in this context)
So you're bang on mate.
You're not a moron

The problem is... You figured out what it is. If you have 0 coding knowledge? You can tell how easy it is to read their code... and with a little more studying, you can crack their code too.
It's that bad. Their code I mean.

 

[amd_dman]

Correct

Your avatar is how i feel about this.

 

[VKKV]

Your avatar is how i feel about this.

My avatar is how I feel about the Devs and the game in its entirety, so I feel you. <3

 

[Tecton]

The whole premise of your comment is wrong.

The content has increased, have you only look at the changelogs?

We stopped reworking the game constantly and we are now staying with the same foundation and mechanics, that's why the workload is way lighter.

We are entering blowjob stage and in a couple of update it will be the full vaginal sex.

We are delivering, like it or not, and we are quite successful at it.

So... what's your point?

You just made my point. Completely and totally. What I said was minor in the grand scheme of this forum. And you still had to respond. Provoking you is entirely too easy. You're letting people manipulate you into being a laughingstock.

And the fact you think someone used AI because their comment has 'big words'? News flash, some of us actually paid attention when we went to school. It's called a vocabulary, something you have when you don't rely on AI to write everything for you.

 

[VKKV]

And the fact you think someone used AI because their comment has 'big words'? News flash, some of us actually paid attention when we went to school. It's called a vocabulary, something you have when you don't rely on AI to write everything for you.

I mean to be fair. I did use AI... to clean it up. See if I missed anything, since I was going at it like a teacher grading a report
The "big words" were all mine thank you

You just made my point. Completely and totally. What I said was minor in the grand scheme of this forum. And you still had to respond. Provoking you is entirely too easy. You're letting people manipulate you into being a laughingstock.

I mean that's the thing isn't it? It's almost like they're outing themselves for being a POS just because of how defensive they get at the smallest thing... they know what they're doing. They're proud of it, but they're also insecure, however the fuck that works.

Its really funny to watch the shit flinging though and this money dick measuring content. I do believe them they have plenty of time for other projects because no one with a busy schedule would spend this much time arguing with haters lol.

Well let's look at this logically.
Either 1: They only work 2-3 hours on this, then of course they got time to sit on forums arguing. They aren't saying anything on the other 20 websites they're on. Just this one.
Either 2: They're clamining 60+ work week on multiple projects...how do they have the time to come on here and waste hours on petty slapfights with critics?

Both cannot be true. So either way the credibility and claims are shot. Even the community manager of Dead by Daylight isn't on forums this much, So I'm going to go with #1.

They worked hard to get the game to a playable state, then put in hours to make it grindy, and then put in their shoddy anti-piracy measures.....and then content and actual progress stagnated as people cracked their easy anti-piracy.. So now the hours they spend is fixing it instead of progressing. That's why BJ's were introduced in the alpha, but vaginal has taken years. Oh wait.. It's still not here. They have to try a new anti-piracy measure out first.

They only work 2-3 hours because... who wouldn't if they were making the acclaimed 4-10k.
Every god damn western developer on this website does this. So I'm used to it. It's just these guys went too far.
But... I'm sure like every western dev, this game will reach "abandoned" preeeeeeeeeetty soon.

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Also HaveISeenYoubefore, they speak french yeah, but they're Canadian.

 

[uneasy_speedy]

Well let's look at this logically.
Either 1: They only work 2-3 hours on this, then of course they got time to sit on forums arguing. They aren't saying anything on the other 20 websites they're on. Just this one.
Either 2: They're clamining 60+ work week on multiple projects...how do they have the time to come on here and waste hours on petty slapfights with critics?

Both cannot be true. So either way the credibility and claims are shot. Even the community manager of Dead by Daylight isn't on forums this much, So I'm going to go with #1.

They worked hard to get the game to a playable state, then put in hours to make it grindy, and then put in their shoddy anti-piracy measures.....and then content and actual progress stagnated as people cracked their easy anti-piracy.. So now the hours they spend is fixing it instead of progressing. That's why BJ's were introduced in the alpha, but vaginal has taken years. Oh wait.. It's still not here. They have to try a new anti-piracy measure out first.

They only work 2-3 hours because... who wouldn't if they were making the acclaimed 4-10k.
Every god damn western developer on this website does this. So I'm used to it. It's just these guys went too far.
But... I'm sure like every western dev, this game will reach "abandoned" preeeeeeeeeetty soon.

Listen I don't disagree with you but if you dunk on these guys try not to sound like a sweaty redditor lmao