English: 6/10
User Interface: 4/10
User Experience: 4/10
Art: 7/10
Dialogue: 4/10
Story: 2/10
Opinion: 2/10
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Avg: 4.14/10 [2/5]
I have no idea where these glowing reviews are coming from. This game is a COMPLETELY LINEAR SANDBOX, which means ITS NOT A SANDBOX. It's a linear story where your choices are "Be a rapey molester type" or "Get no sexual content." All as a disgusting shota insert and every woman has the same body. So, no varying visuals or love interests, choices really don't matter(outside of maybe two but we'll get there), and the crappy linear sandbox that doesn't need to exist. With an almost default UI. Man. The plot better save this. It doesn't, spoiler alert. It's typical porn trope contrivance and dialogue that feels like it was written by a robot that barely speaks English, because it probably was. And do not tell me "I would like to hear an appreciation." or "More later"(as a wipe to a later point in the day) is good English. Also when you meet Natalie it asks you if she's your stepmom? My god, these are simple things. So it becomes negligence or ineptitude. Either way, not a quality I want from a "game" developer.
You play as MC, a three foot tall gremlin boy with a two foot penis. "But there's a love path, he's not a gremlin." FALSE. every interaction resolves and moves forward as if you pick the "lust" aka molestation asshole path. We'll get back to that. It starts out with MC meeting Kate late at night, she can't sleep due to marital issues. MC's dad leaves too much and she's lonely. If you choose the Love options, MC mostly acts like a regular human and tries to be nice about things. (Outside of him coming home to jerk off imagining Kate, AND instead of showing you, the reader Kate, you get to look at MC jerk off) So, for a few days, MC and Kate do the tropey late night talks, "Should I peek on her?" bathroom visits, and whatnot. Unless you do the Lust path, then you grope her, ogle her, assault her, and any number of other things. Then Kate comes up to MC while he's sleeping to jerk him off? I know mostly it's because every shitty incest tale on this site has some dumb event where the mother type has to see MC's penis. But no matter how you look at it, it makes no sense. Anyway, no matter what that scene happens, and she gets cum in her mouth and acts like she tasted it before? But you only sleep assault her mouth in the goblin path? So other instance of poor design/pathing from the dev. THEN. The dumbest thing ever happens. Kate and MC's dad fight and she wants a divorce. So she kick MC out too and sends him to her friends house, and the rest of the game is about Eva and her friend Laura now? I could UNDERSTAND if that was part of the goblin path, but it happens no matter what. Why?
And from then on NOTHING interesting happens. You meet Melany with her lazy ass eye. Natalie, nothing of note, she was stretching and said hi. Elise is the "Everyone thinks all my LIs are the same so I'll add her with small boobs to show them." insert. Eva and Laura are actually the same as Kate. Frustrated "old" housewives that want sex. and the only way to play this is picking Lust every time. Otherwise you get three scenes, and two bits of nudity. Two of the scenes are in both paths, so you don't even get a unique experience. And I don't care about the amount or frequency of smut in an AVN, more that it's balanced. And since the choices aren't "Have sex" or "I don't like this character" instead of "Be a decent human" or "Sexually assault them/Be subhuman." It just feels, no, it IS that the developer has one intended route for you to play with 3 side characters the fade into oblivion. Lucky for you though, some of their scenes are in the pre-rework version, as most of this game is reused from the last version. Which is actively more scummy in terms of the MC. You have to "define your relationship" a bunch and rename every character, it's annoying. And whatever title you give the mother and grandmother, MC calls them that. NO ONE calls someone "stepmom." It's either their name or mom. You watch too much porn if you think otherwise.
If you're taking notes, you have: Robotic translation, mostly default UI, having to name everyone, all the models have the same bodytype, a bad story, and I'm not having fun. The only thing I didn't really talk about is the dialogue. It's your typical "MC, you're 20 but act like a 13 year old virgin, would you like to learn about sex?" garbage. Only, that was more coherent and fluid English than this throwaway incest trash. It's also like 30 minutes long, so it's short too. If you like DAZ models with boob and butt sliders to max, being a sex offender, and robotic translated dialogue, you will love this. Otherwise, move along.