HTML - The Queen of Phalli [Ch.9.6 IE] [Nobody Cares]

Game nearly only sex focused.
When they talk, it's about sex. When they meet, they get horny. When something happens, it's through sex acts.

It isn't inherently a bad thing to rely so much on sex. It is porn and the writing is good enough to pull off intimacy and character's depth through the sexual acts without feeling off track.
Which is actually worthwhile to praise. In most games, the sex is far from being an actual moment of bare emotion. The Queen of Phalli is able to pull it off when it is necessary, completely changing the view on the character's actions we had until then.

That being said, using sex at every turn means that the sex isn't a brief passage but the biggest part of the game and the logic used and reused at those moments is the porn logic of the bigger, the better.

I must go astray from the game here on two cases.
I wasn't able to get the porn logic for a long time, with the years, I found a common ground on the question.
The human being has a habit to run away on excuses when things don't go the way it wants.
Crudely putting, it would be among the line: I'm not shitty, it's the stick size.
This is a typical problem coming from the man. Rather than seeing his prowess to face value, he just hides itself under the excuse of a matter of size. Creating the famous porn logic of the bigger, the better.
A sane mind is able to understand that putting something too big into someone can only hurt, but the human being isn't able to think outside itself. And the whole purpose of sex being procreation, the man feels good just by putting it in, making him think that it should be the same for the other part.

Then comes the woman's mind.
As I said, the human being isn't able to think outside of it's head, so it has the tendency to think that for women too, sex is important.
I do not know if you actually bothered listening to a conversation between women but I'll just say the result and avoid you the pain: it's a freaking social war.
They're not even able to go along with the girls on the other side of the room. They always have something to say about those that are not in their group, and even those in for the moment they'll not be in anymore.
I would keep on going about it, but that isn't the point. What it is though is that while the men think of sex as something important, social standing is the important thing for the women.

You may wonder why someone playing porn is giving a psychology lesson here.
I would say that beside the point that human psychology explains much of our actions, it correlates with the game text.
The Queen of Phalli is in a women only society. Only the chosen ones have an actual male genital, not by birth, while the others are pure women.
And yet, they get excited just by imagining a big dick. All their conversations are sex related in one way or another. They are pent-up at morning and need to unleash their juices to feel relaxed whether they are futa or not. Getting plunged is an experience changing their world completely and the best thing they can imagine.

Which brings us back to the men/women differences.
This isn't a girl's talk. Those are men talking. Those are men's experiences. Those are men's feelings.

Reading The Queen of Phalli just keeps on making me tingle as if I were actually reading a gay porn hiding behind the futa setting.

The game is also pretty kinky. Whether it is feet, thigh, waist, breast, hips, lips, ass, cock. Maybe there is forehead and armpit too, that wouldn't be surprising.
The characters do get excited and those, and it would have worked for the reader too if there was actual build up but there is not. It is just put as it is on the table and you must share the feeling.
Unfortunately, I didn't have most of the kinks in it, so I was just seeing it as the character being excited on thin air with a writing expecting me to have a mutual feeling and wondering if there is actually someone with that many fetishes that would be able to feel them all the intended way without any foreplay.

I'll admit that I wasn't able to keep going on anymore.
Between the lingering man's logic and the forced fetishes in a game almost only about sex, it was tiring.

Absolutely fantastic. The writing is excellent. The characters and the worldbuilding is excellent. I find myself checking regularily for the next chapter to drop.

Request: As of book 2 there are quite a few names and things to keep track of and some are fairly similar. So a codex of sorts would be really helpful. Both for characters, places and general lore.

So unless you really hate one of the tags I can't recommend this one enough!

This game is fucking fantastic. It features a bunch of rich and deep characters with unique flaws, personalities, want, and desires, and it does a wonderful job in fleshing out the libidinous underdark into a place that feels truly alive. The story is fantastic, the art featured in the earlier chapters is fantastic, and the world absolutely sucks you in. I've only done one playthrough so far, but I feel absolutely enchanted with the plot, and I'll likely try other paths sometime soon (I'll update this if the other routes I go down are less fleshed out or less interesting).

The only problems I have with the game are:
- Typos (the game is in progress though, and the typos aren't egregious, so this is forgivable)
- Lack of ability to choose MC's personality (It's just not that type of game. MC has her own unique and quirky personality, and it suits her, and the linearity means the dev can prioritize quality of quantity.)
- The game's not complete yet!! (It's so good I'm literally dying to see how the plot progresses)

I found this game to be a great experience and I recommend it to anyone who enjoys erotica or text-based adventures.

What you can expect:
- Good writing. Very important for a text-based game, duh.
- An excellent cast of characters, which you come to really care for; and who have evolving and diverse relationships. If I had to pick only one, I would say this is the strongest asset of the game.
- A well-built story & setting. The overly sexual, female-dominated universe is nicely rendered and an integral part of the story.
- Choices wich do matter. But not too many of them that the game becomes too complex.
- The art is also nice, and provides adequate visuals to the text. (Available for 3 chapters out of 8 at this date).

Be aware of :
- Female POV, and more realistic than average. Well, as realistic as porn fantasy games can be. But it still felt worth point out.
- Most scenes are FxF or FxFuta (and variations). I don't consider myself a die-hard fan of this genre, but I very much so enjoyed almost all the action.
- Humour & sexual undertones in every page. Which I like
- Dom / Sub relationships. And those are tackled in the interesting way, that is by hinting at underlying questions like: Is it demeaning to be a sub? Does the dom really have the power?
- Knowledge of Drow fandom is a plus; but not a requirement.

The Queen of Phalli is definitely a most play game For those that enjoy text based fantasy games with complex and diverse cast of characters. The game encourages multiple play through so that players will be explore and uncover new aspects of the games that they wouldn‘t experience with just a single play through.

The Queen of Phalli is easily one of the best Female Protag games on this site.

The first thing that caught my eye in this game was the dialogue. When writing good dialogue, it is important that it complies with a few basic rules, such as the presence of subtext, a good amount of conflict, etc. Good dialogue shouldn't be idle. By which I mean, dialogue should always serve some kind of purpose. It can be a comedic. It can be building tension. And most importantly it can be (and should be) conveying some kind of information to the reader. However, it is very important to convey said information in a very subtle way, so that the reader doesn't feel that it's being dumped on them. It should never feel like one character is just giving a speech to the other. And in addition to all that (of course, I understand, that it's easier said than done) the dialogue should never be boring.

And the writer ticked every single one of those boxes and more! For an amateur writer, they did an amazing job.

Now, I really don't want to criticize too much, but the one thing that could improve the dialogue even further is interruptions. Whether it's one character (or an event) interrupting another or a character stopping mid-sentence because they changed their mid, interruptions can make any dialogue more intense, more emotional and more alive. Don't overuse them, but sprinkle just the right amount of them on your dialogue to make it even better.

The same goes for hesitations (I'm talking about filler words like "erm", "um", "er", "ah", "so", etc.). It feels a lot more organic when a timid character is not sure what to say and has to take a split second to think. Or at the end of an argument when one of the characters begins to doubt their own words. There are many uses for hesitations, however, just like with interruptions, they should never be overused.

Now, on to the main plot. The storytelling in this game is very straightforward. The protagonist has a very specific goal in mind and is moving towards that goal while the writer throws all kinds of obstacles in their way. Very well done.

The descriptions of character appearances and their surroundings are laconic, yet they do not feel like they are lacking. The writer gives just the right amount of detail so that the reader could easily picture everything in their head, without dragging it out and making it boring.

The characters themselves are also written in a very commendable way. Most of them have some kind of damage (emotional or otherwise) in their past, which enables them to grow and develop in a very organic way. Healthy, well-adjusted adults are just plain boring, and I was very pleased to see that the writer understands that.

Overall, the game is amazing in every respect, and you should definitely give it a read.

This game is great.

To be honest, I've never been a huge fan of text games, but Nobody Cares has a tremendous talent for writing. I cared so much about the sisters' relationship as if I lived in their company myself.

One thing I'd like to add is that I knew nothing about dnd races before this game and actually the release of BG3. Yes, here it's slightly modified, but close to the original. The sex scenes are insanely hot in my opinion.

The fem mc, although submissive most of the time, seems to enjoy it, which is a definite con.

One of the best html games I've ever played and highly recommend to those who like futa and lesbian content.

TLDR: Plot with Porn,
Now with illustrations!

Futa content in which the story isn’t relegated to a vehicle used to fulfill a checklist of predetermined fetishes/smut is hard enough to find these days. I was pleasantly surprised to find under all the fast-paced scintillating smut real character growth and evolving relationships between the characters that keeps me coming back to this html game.

The first Book ‘Baptism’ (Chapters 1-5) focuses on the MC’s relationship with her family/lovers and acts as a traditional dating sim within a fantasy setting that is highly hierarchical. Hidden points are scored with certain characters to progress the story and the evolution of their relationship with the MC.

During my first playthrough I was distracted by the rich world building/lore. As in any 2nd rate dating sim, I attempted to pursue all the romanceable characters simultaneously, leading me to not scoring enough points with any of the characters and failing a story check (Book 1’s namesake) followed by a bad end. I was surprised a few weeks and multiple playthroughs later when I discovered a harem ending was actually possible. Requiring careful management of choices and paying attention to certain characters’ inferred desires and wants and how they play off all parties.

Therin lies the main valid criticism I have seen, in that absent any built in indicators/walkthroughs, choices can be opaque and certain outcomes hard to achieve during initial playthroughs. Personally, I enjoy the replayability and the occasional discovery of a missed sub-path that further peels back the onion of a character’s background/motivations. For example, a certain sub-path variation of a pivotal sex scene devolves into a threesome that really brings to life the adage: “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” With all the delicious implications story and smut wise down the line.

Enjoyers of foreshadowing and an occasionally unreliable narrator in the form of the MC will have a fun time as I have. We’re not talking GRRM levels of “the prince that was promised” foreshadowing, but chapter 7 had me reading in glee at certain threads and narrative time bombs being seeded.

Add to that other plotlines/romances that are much more heartfelt and driven by genuine love and kindness, leaves one with a feast of riches reading wise. The smut itself is sprinkled with a wicked and genuinely joyful sense of humor. Those in the know about the relationship between “Synafae”, “artificial rain”, and the phrase “a blessing from the goddess” will grin.

The second Book ‘Novitiate’ (Chapters 6-9 with 10-11 to come) pivots to the MC’s education at what in effect is a boarding school where smut, magic, and societal pressure of the hypersexualized sort are rife. The MC’s relationships with her family/lovers are enhanced by a new cast of characters that are equally as engrossing as they are carnal. As such this new setting focuses hard on the MC herself and her own growth away from home. Relationship points are put aside in favor of MC character points in categories such as Loving/Caring, Lustful/Eager, and Wicked/Cruel. With certain point thresholds unlocking new paths and sub plots that range from orgiastic power games to heart meltingly sweet redezvous. Having said that, as of the writing of this review, the story is still progressing through Book 2. With many twists, trials, and Phalli to come for the MC.

If you’re still reading this review, kick back, grab a cup of tea, and play the game. As for the time starved of you, don’t hesitate to ask on the forums or at me or the game’s author for pointers on how to get to your preferred route in a timely fashion.

Amazing art! I have really nothing else to say. Playing this game you can really see how much effort the artist put on to let us enjoy. I would already recommand this game and I can't wait to see it develop.

Pretty good writing, a more generic author amongst these sorta games would have made some characters really predictable dom/sub paths, but the author here more maturely considers the deeper motivations for the characters and a mean character may actually just be afraid of loss. It's quite romance driven which I like a lot, but it also doesn't forget it's purpose as a smut vehicle either though. I'm sure you found this game from searching certain tags- don't worry you'll get them.

As for critiques though:
Story can have some issues with unclear choices, it sometimes seems inconsequential choices can have path determinations. That sorta butterfly effect storytelling is a valid style and I still liked well enough where I ended up, but some readers may not. Some better differentiation of what's actually an inconsequential choice or not may help, along with differentiating what's an exploration moment where you're free to explore all options versus what is a single path choice (as I found myself having to check often).

Also, it can be a bit wall-of-text at moments. Better breaking up the text so it always fits to a single screen without much scrolling could better improve the flow and make things less intimidating. Some fluffier text formatting with perhaps colored names and such could help with readability too. Another game, Transylvania, could be some good influence here.

TLDR: Just give it a try if the tags spark your interest. Get hooked like the rest of us, waiting for each chapter like a fiend.

It's using a great setting as its world, so it leads to a great imagery aid for the imagination, visualizing the story as it goes.

Scenes are great and the writing for them are much the same. If you aren't really into big fantasy cock on chicks, incest, or femdom situations, you probably aren't gonna care about this one. Drow society makes this a great theme for the story in my opinion. The themes just fit together well and cause for some great situations to happen while feeling natural.

Pacing is pretty great. I would be lying if I didn't say I am a little sad we don't get to spend time with more setting descriptions here and there for some places that get visited. Though nothing is really lost, not having them. Scenes are also paced in a way that they are fun to read and get nice and steamy, but don't feel like they are dragging on.

Lastly, sure there isn't music or art, just consider this a book to read, set your own mood and let your imagination paint the art for you.

EDIT: No one panic, there is some art.... NO ONE PANIC!!!!

Great writing, nice cross-over with the fantasy Underdark realm and who doesn't like some hot and heavy drow female action? The story is nicely fleshed out (pun intended), and builds nicely on well-known Drizzt lore.

Game version: Chapter 5

Not an easy title to review because it doesn't exactly fit the usual criteria for games, in fact it's not really a game, more like an interactive story so I think it belongs more on a site like Chyoa or Literotica. That being said I'm gonna review it in its current state.

Graphics/Art: 0/5

There's absolutely nothing besides that little image in the beginning of the thread. Now while it is natural to take into account that it's a small dev with limited resources, I think having art at the very least for the main characters (sisters + matron) is the bare minimum.

These days you don't even need to commission art, there's all that AI software out there (like StableDiffusion and so on) that allows you to get pretty startling results with a bit of patience. Not as good as proper OC art naturally but better than nothing.

Music: 0/5

No music whatsoever but that's pretty standard for text-based games.

Gameplay/UI: 3/5

No minigames or anything like that although I'm not sure if that's even possible in HTML so I guess that's to be expected.

A few choices here and there which do actually impact the ending you get in Chapter 5 (last chapter of the current build) so that's nice.

Disappointed that the "bad end" isnt really one, you get a bit of context on what happens afterwards but no sex content at all.

Story/Writing: 4/5

Obviously it's not for everyone because the story focuses quite heavily on futa but I happen to be a big fan and if you're reading this you probably are too.

I'm pretty sure the story takes place in some preexisting universe although I'm too lazy to look into that, regardless the game does give you enough info to understand the basics of it without it being overwhelming.

The story does mostly stick to the relationship between a relatively small subset of characters which I think is the right call, the characters have a lot of soul and personality to them, it's pretty fun and lighthearted most of the time, the sex scenes work, the jokes land, the pacing is a bit too quick for my taste but that's not a problem per se, it really depends on what the author's plans are for the rest of the story.

Can't say much more than that until I see the rest of it but it is promising.

Conclusion: 4/5

Not a lot of content so far, about 5h I would say, but if you're into futa it's worth a try. Far from perfect but there is potential, I'll be keepeing an eye on this.

Honestly, I'm surprised. I didn't expect to like or enjoy it as much as I did.

The writing is fantastic and professional. The main cast of characters is incredible and never felt bored or a pain to be around them.

Elifael is my favorite, and it's rare to see an MC being the best in their own story regarding adult games, let me tell you.

This is a rare gem that deserves more attention. If the story follows the same way the first book has, it will be in for a huge success. Because I won't lie, the society in which the story is centered, and the themes had everything to be terrible, and make readers like me incredibly uncomfortable and more annoyed than pleased from reading it, but the author at least with my choices made it a very pleasant and a great experience.

I also loved the fact that the choices are really subtle, I was even thinking I wasn't having choices at all for a while, at least nothing that would change the story. Until a certain part. And I just played blindly following what I thought would make Elifael happy.

I also love how certain characters' growth changed my perspective about them, and in special how much I fell in love with Nefail as the story kept going. She's easily one of my favorite LI from any game I've played in a long time.

I didn't expect this game to be any good and I was very wrong.
The story is very cool and has a lot of potential. I have played up till chapter 5 and the story only gets better. Hopefully the creator can keep a good narrative line.
The game is also incredibly hot with the eldest sister being the hottest character by far until now.
I hope that one day we will get more illustrations for this game. And I think this will happen as long as the game keeps getting updated. Most people who will end up trying the game will like it and it will become more and more popular

Surprisingly good story. Interesting characters. Extremely hot. Replayed multiple times already. Would like to have bigger and more frequent episodes. Hope this gets more recognition so we can get more content.

Outstanding game, best erotic Choose your own adventure game I have played/read. Well worth the five stars. I'm very much looking forward to seeing the story develop with more chapters! As noted its text rather than pictures but its well written enough that anyone with even a bit of imagination will be satisfied.

Drows with cocks, great writing, colourfull characters, humor that does not make me cringe, i liked choices and the fact there is not that many, its good for healthy writing imo(i've seen alot of stories with branching that never goes anywhere or slows down story to a crawl), Nefail is my favorite chracter so far btw.
10/10 for me for sure, i wish author all the best and i cant wait for Nefail plowing dat ass the next chapter!

Quality writing, and an interesting if of course, cheesy porn setting. Really hoping that things shake out well here, as it seems there's a setup for quite a long story and solid character development here.

Having not finished the first chapter, I say that the world in which you are placing it is full of possibilities and wonder. The writing, grammar, and such are excellent. The only item I have with it is visual. There should be, IMHO, spaces between paragraphs. Other than that, an outstanding game. I hope this is but an example of the story to follow.