Enjoying the Oblivious route but I just have to point out the green chilies popular in New Mexico are not even remotely spicy. MC getting all fucked up from the burger took me out of it for a minute. For the record, the red chilies there are a little spicy but still less than jalapeno and others. Carry on.
Even jalapeños aren't that spicy, especially since when they're on burgers they're usually pickled jalapeños, which have about as much kick as an arthritic grandmother's indignation under the table at the bingo game.