Even though I'm reviewing the game as the current version of it is [0.8], I actually played on version [0.7]. Obviously, contains spoilers.
So "The Swordbearer" is an adult visual novel about a not that much of a nobody MC who is rather quickly revealed to be one destined to become a new bearer of a magical sword in order to save the realm by defeating this great arising evil in form of period-hunters... I mean vampires.
Sounds just like another cliche story of another cliche character. And, sadly, it is.
MC with sad backstory of not having parents for very long, so the people around the village became his family? Yes, check.
An artifact of great power passed down to him from one of his parents? Yep we can check that one too.
Given to MC later than should be given, but not late enough, so there is still time to win the day? Well at current point of the story he only knows about menstruation-stalkers and didn't face them yet, but I would still say yeah, because MC losing ain't an option in history like this.
I can look past cliche. I can bear it if story is good enough, but... it ain't. Yes, it can suprise you quite well sometimes with a great and really realistic moments, yet those are but a few. I mean, moments like intercourse not simpy ending after handjob or cumshot, but actually progressing further to penetration and later pillow talk... unless, which is possible and actually happened, someone is going to interrupt it midway or is really not comfortable with going further.
Friends throwing those little verbal insults and comments at eachother about eachother without serious meaning behind those insults.
Yet those few simple moments can, and ofter are, ruined very quickly by the stupidity of characters of the situation.
The first moment I though story and characters are going wrong way was when MC managed to convince that bodyguard to simply walk away. But I really started to question it when MC and his friends simply sent thier stuff with some random merchant forward, including that, now MC's, magical sword. Then it only went worst.
Random traders on the road ain't really that much of a stretch. But with one guard camping in the middle of a forest and being welcome to strangers? Oh god, please no. And that guard was simply retarded and acting like a little girl instead of beaing a guard.
Knight guild was actually more of a summer camp with recruits doing what they actually liked, instead of being put into basic training. And no, getting beaten by the skimpy ninja girl can't be called training.
But to be honest I reached my bullshit line at the moment when MC actually managed to sneak out princess out of the castle, with help of her bodyguard and lady in waiting and was at the end ambushed by a cliche bandit which was, obviously, defeated with power of friendship (with magical sword), just to simply faint later. Instead of being punished for such action or even scolded, he was just let go free. Seriously?!
At least my pain was eased a bit with jokes. I have to write I have quite terrible sense of humor. I laughed at the horse-pital joke harder than I am willing to admit. I liked those not meaningful insults thrown around between MC and his friends. But even I write dumbing characters more and more for the sake of repeating the same jokes is quickly getting boring and even if someone is into that kind of humor, he may quickly get enough of it. And, let's be honest, this kind of humor ain't really for everyone.
As for characters they do have personalities, but basic ones if you ask me. If you count out the humor masking everything, as every one is simply joking around, you can quite fast an easily distinguish those characters by thier core element of it, especially as every time MC is interacting with them, you, as a reader, are reminded of that almost at every single dialogue like.
MC is a smartass beloved, for no reason, by all as every single girl wants to simply fuck him.
His best friend is a jester, always joking and always being laughed at.
Best friend's sister is a sexually repressed botanist always talking about how shei s a botanist and loves plants.
Thier best female friend is constantly reminding everyone they need to train, because she is always traning, because she wants to become the greatest archer.
It feels... fake. As if those characters have to be different just for the sake of being different. Without the humor they don't have anything in common.
And your choices actually doesn't matter. I refused the blowjob in the borthel. Wasn't a problem to mention it as if I actually recieved it in one of the dialogues.
Now, to the good parts of the game. Characters are looking good, but not too good. If you take a few seconds to look at some of them, they simply doesn't look the same. Princess is beautiful, while your best friend's sister is but only average. But it might be just my personal preference.
Intercourses are actually great, even if only few are in the game by now. But what's more important, as I already mentioned, they simply don't end at handjob or a single cumshot, but progress into penetration, unless a girl is a virgin and wants to take it slow or you are somewhat interrupted by a story event. Those encounters also contain not only multiple angles, but also multiple actions and even multiple poses. A single intercourse in this game would be like ten or twenty sex scenes in a game with more linear sex progression.
Still, even the best sexual encounters will not save the game. At least not for me. Not if I have to push through characters turning into idiots for the sake of jokes or for the sake of story.
3 stars, only due to those sex scenes.