Game: The Way Love Goes
English:............6/10
User Interface:.....3/10
User Experience:....6/10
Art:................6/10
Dialogue:...........2/10
Story:..............3/10
Opinion:............3/10................
Avg:.............4.14/10 [2.07/5]
I HIGHLY doubt anyone is going to see my review, no one ever goes beyond page one aside from me. And this broken website still shows me games that I've ignored, so I guess "Here are my impressions of this terrible game, two and a half years later." As always, I will include my old review down below. If you care enough to read it and my assuredly long-winded new review of a game that is so tropey, mid, and brain dead I don't know why I'm putting myself through it. What I do remember about this is MC is lazy, only one of the girls have a reason to like him, and the dialogue is terrible. I think this is the game that made me realize all of these games have the same plot. "MC returns home after X years, suddenly the family is attracted to each other. Oh and the mafia is now after him because there needs to be a plot." And even right away, you see the piss poor renders and empty dialogue. Like when it zooms out to see MC's old neighborhood, you can see parts where the plane all the houses are sat just cuts off into the void of the low res background image of clouds. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. And just how grainy all the images are so far, is so distracting. I know most of it is subsurface scattering, cause a lot of the image looks fine, then theres pretty much white noise over all the models' skin. And I know, because this is a mid-ass game, there will eventually be a "remake" of early chapters that are just re-rendering similar images. But this is one of the few games that has a rating it deserves. UNFORTUNATELY, it's getting that rating, not because it's written and executed like shit, but because these weird snowflake "alpha males" can't handle forced LIs in a sex game, or girls who do the same thing a lot of the scummy MCs do in other games. You can dish it out but can't take it FROM A BUNDLE OF IMAGINARY PIXELS. It's pretty funny to see, you know, if it wasn't so sad. So let's get through this, shall we?
Fair warning, this is one of my longest reviews to date. So I put it in a spoiler. I know it's just me screaming into a void, and not many people will see this. But I figured I'd review this again for the hell of it. It's spoiler heavy and I really just don't like anything about this game. Do with that what you will. I will warn you with this: This game is so banal and awful, going back through to spell check I wanted to check out.
I don't know where to begin with this. The Translation is not the worst, but the English is not good. Words missing, misspellings, and just weird phrases no one that speaks English has ever said. The UI/UX is dead stock, but the side images aren't good and all the images are loaded when needed so the game just freezes for a full on second some times because, instead of making a video or loading the images in at the beginning, the suddenly tell renpy "GET THESE IMAGES NOW." The art is grainy, poorly lit and the poses are boring and asset flipped. I have seen much worse but these aren't good. The animations are coppy and comical at best. The Dialogue and story are some of the worst and most boilerplate garbage I've seen. MC has to shout dum stuff like "HOLY SHITTING MONKEYNUTS" at the drop of a hat and to END OF CONTENT you don't even know what MC's parents did, just that they're bad people. Maybe I skipped on line too many and missed it, but when MC found out the reader just got empty ellipses instead of what was on the computer. So, to put it in the games terms: "BY GOLLY MS MOLLY'S GIANT SWEATER PUPPIES THIS GAME IS BAD."