RPGM - Completed - Touch The Bio-Unit Lady [v1.21] [egig ere faundation]

I have to sometimes wonder whether I'm actually playing the same 4-5 star game as what others have played on this damned site... Writing this review after 20 elaborate reviews, many of them detailing how this is actually a godsend game... And yet here I am wondering, how is this anything more than a 2 star at best!? HOW???

You can finish this game in LESS THAN AN HOUR. If you are paying attention and have some basic intuition on what is supposed to do what, since the gameplay and the instructions are confusing enough as they are thanks to the god-awful translation.

What substance does this game have that elicits a higher than 4 average star score? NONE. I have to wonder if my subjective experience is in the wrong here... The game is a click and touch masturbation simulator with quick time events during story scenes. That's it. "Simulator" in a very light sense of the term and there is the puzzle tag associated with the game as well but I would strongly debate if it is appropriate in this case. I wonder, however, if the reason for the score is what fetishes it plays into.

The main sexual interaction is lesbian since both main characters are female. The main sexual act fetishes are masturbation, bondage and sex toys. But I wonder if the actual main appeal and why this has such a high score is the VERY specific petrification thing. Which honestly is such a secondary thing, I did not pay it any mind at all, since the whole game is just straight up unfappable to me. I wonder if that is the niche that attracts such a cheerful audience...

On a very much so OBJECTIVE review: This game is VERY short, with AWFUL translation, AWFUL gameplay and a BORING story. The visuals are not strong and varied enough to save this game from the 1 star in my eye, although that's the only thing worthy of praise.

Only heed this any attention or your time if you are really into SPECIFICALLY the lesbian, bondage, sex toy, petrification combo this has on offer. Even then... expect a short experience.

The story is ok I guess. The art overall is good, but it is quite hard to get what you want to see. The reason is, the gameplay is quite slow and difficult to predict without putting hours in the game. (spoilers ahead) When you petrify or de-petrify some part, the "heat" modifiers change, and it makes it quite difficult to arrive to the status you aim for.
Overall good short game, but the gameplay makes it hard to truly enjoy

[v1.21]

There is only so far you can make your game cryptic and inconvenient before it turns into an unplayable experiment rather than interactive experience.

Not even the included "full saves" work with either the "gallery" or "free play" modes.

It being heavily and intrsusively censored is also a large negative.

this game is a bone chilling, spine tingling, genre redefining, slow burn kino master piece the history of the game is so deep, half of the characters dont even speak and the ending can make every man who comes here to cry from his penis, cry from his face and his soul instead
i give this game 3 hours of gooning out of 3 hours of gooning

v1.21

For a short game this is a fine piece of Japanese content. Play if you appreciate giving foreplay to a woman

Art and H content

• thicc primordial brown elf
  • her art is soft and crisp
  • god-rack and suckable nips
  • but limited amount of art. what's there is nice
  • idk what they were thinking with that ass though (there's barely anything there)
• her counterpart, the petite loli has also a smaller set of content later in the ending/s
• animation is only there in her orgasm, her body will quiver
• the lewd factor comes from molesting the restrained elf (however this time she wants you to touch her), although it's barely interactive graphically, just a hand icon brushing over another image with some moans and closeups - the fact that she turns back stone if you overstimulate makes the experience more game focus than ecchi focus, even in Free Mode
• not much in the way of sex, and it's only strap-on
• as you make the elf feel good she whimper and sweat - the minigames were stimulating given the ecchi nature of using her body to play

Game

• there's some creativityin making RPGM work different than the hundreds of lazy JRPGs out there
  • the game doesn't rely on moving around rather it's made up of dialog, touch game, and minigames
• the gameplay may be confusing at first with the touch mechanics but it's really simple once you realise what means what visually, Hint: keep the bar in the pink zone so her flesh stays soft, look at the top HUD to know which body part raises and lowers
• the minigames are simpler but fun, there's only 4 of them
  • 2 offer the overlay of the thicc elf you control, her art is really hot

Story

• as you delve further in the progression, a story unfolds which unexpectantly was tender but sad
• there are after stories available as well

The game is a little gem, not perfect either but enjoyable in its brevity. Simple game with nice hot art, and some story

Having a male protag as an alternative would have been nice. Also it lacked ass love (and I don't mean the sodomy kind which was there)

Taking control of a petite female adventurer scavenging the ruins of an ancient civilization, players control her through a number of minigames that really push RPGMaker to its limits as she attempts to free herself after becoming trapped in the depths of the high-tech catacomb. Literally manipulating its sole inhabitant, an immortal elf technologically petrified and forced to serve as its controller and guardian, to engineer her escape, the beautiful statue is made flesh through her probing and caressing.

The game has a novel premise built around a fetish I have limited experience with, but I enjoyed the premise. The characters look good; while the statuesque elf is a pretty well-tread design, the adventurer is a memorable and cute character. The story is short and to the point, but is compelling enough for a game of this length.

The gameplay, as mentioned, is impressive for its novel use of RPGM mechanics. That said, it isn't particularly compelling at any point; you have some brief segments of dodging baddies and avoiding the walls of a maze, another maze, and a "avoid falling rocks" party game. None of them are particularly fun, but they aren't exactly boring either. The main game, where you touch the elf to animate her, was a really simple balancing puzzle. The gameplay, though innovative, always seems more like a hassle to unlock the actions you want to see, which says something for the quality of the narrative experience being compelling, but detracts from the game being a good game.

All in all, I'd put my stamp of approval on this despite the tedium of its mechanics. It's fun dipping into a new fetish from time to time, and I appreciated that it took it in a rather cute and mutually enjoyable direction rather than degradation or corruption, which has mostly been where I've seen it before. The idea of someone experiencing ecstatic pleasure without expression is a pretty fun and kinky one. The adventurer was the highlight for me; very cute variation of the type. If a sequel were to come out, I'd happily give it a shot.

I was halfway through an extensive review when the review window closed on me (must have palmed my mousepad while the arrow was outside the review window). The game is short, but the art is solid (besides the censorship) and the story does a decent job at explaining the premise of the game the further you get into it (although the translation leaves a little to be desired). I don't speak or read Japanese, so I cannot comment on the original script, but that is included in the game as well.
Kudos to the translator for also translating the manual!

The game is impossible to pass stage two., where all the three gauges have to be brought to a certain level. They just fall too quickly, so there's no way to keep both hips, breasts and face up, it's only possible to either keep breasts up, while face and hips fall too quickly, or keep face and hips up, while breasts fall too quickly. There is no specific fool proof guide how to keep all of them up, or at least a cheat button, or free mode from the start, or a save game with the game already completed, or anything. I wish that I had a sledge hammer button, instead of the touch buttons, to smash the statue to pieces, so I can rage quit properly.

Edit: Figured out I can use both hands, by right clicking and left clicking. Still slimy not to explain it, not all of us are guessers.

Absolutely my new favorite game on F95 Zone!

Petrification kink is a gentleman's kink and games and media with it are very rare.

This story is wonderfully told without wasting your time with great gameplay that makes you think but it's not too difficult nor too easy.

The art is absolutely lovely. I loved the different petrification variations which you can choose from in the free menu. It shows how the kink isn't so simple and many possibilities are possible.

This isn't a game that you can or want to press the SKIP button on.

The story is heart-warming but also a tad bit melancholic and sad.

There's a lot of sound effect and details in every step of the way.

Truly a lovely little GEM of a game and definitely one of the best petrification games!

A young adventurer fallen into a trap, ancient flooded ruins and a strange statue depicting an elf, naked and particularly beautiful. This is the whole game world we’re gonna be in, except the statue is strangely soft to the touch? And it seems that, touching it, the patina of stone that covers it vanishes, showing warm flesh and, at the same time, changing the situation in the ruins...
This is a very particular puzzle-game, where the road to freedom can be opened to us only with the help of the petrified woman and the pleasure that we will be able to provide her. The game itself is not very long, it lasts just a few minutes, where gameplay and scenes are divided equally. The center of everything is the art: our sphinx is definitely beautiful to see and the adventurer very pretty; together, then, they are irresistible. A pity for the duration, very limited, and for the lack of variety in erotic choices.
In short, it is a long and peculiar mini-game, a mixture of puzzle and tuch-them, ready to give a pleasant half an hour. Five stars for the uniqueness of the experience, although the game itself would be worth 4.5

Neat little Game. (finished in about 30 minutes)
The only reason I'm not giving a full 5 Star, is because there's not that much to fap to.
As others already said, this is somewhat of a new take on molestation games, and the execution is superb.
All in all - it was the most "wholesome" experience for a molestation game ever... which is a weird thing to say.

This is a quite weird game, but in a great way.

You control a feMC trying to get out of a dungeon, an the only way to do it is to molest a statue. The statue's body parts go back to life depends on how simulated they are.

Gameplay is nothing special, but fits the overall settings just right. Some control might be a bit puzzling.

H content is great, though limited. I wish there is more H content for the MC since her design is super awesome.

this game was weirdddd, and i liked it!
im not really into petrification stuff but im not turned off by it
i liked how much effort was put into utilizing rpgm cutscenes, they are kinda janky but it really shows how much passion the developers had for this

on a personal note, i really like the character design of the mc, i kind of wish there was free play with her character after the bad ends!

I thought it was good. It's a standard touch 'em' up with a bit of a puzzle (if you don't read the guide). The touching seems OK, but you can't really get away with fapping since the organs you're touching may turn back to stone (unless you understand what you're doing). It has the barebones of a story, which isn't awful but not really deep enough to keep any more than passing interest.

The mini-games seem like they were thrown together on a 1-day notice, barely gameplay, and seem to have been added as padding to increase playtime.

The animated scenes were pretty hot but low quality. To nit-pick an example, I would have liked the X-ray scene to match the tempo of the thrusts.
Nonetheless, it's a solid game and doesn't overstay Its welcome.

If I could give half-stars, I would give it 3.5 (above average, but nothing special)

TOUCH THE BIO-UNIT LADY (why are we yelling?) is a game about molesting a petrified elf girl until she stops being petrified.

I mean sorta. It's basically a short story centered around your typical molestation simulator. There's a couple of other side mini-games also doing molesty stuff. I appreciate a game that knows what it's about.

That said, I didn't find the molestation simulator that engaging. It's got your typical gauges and locations to prod at, but it felt like there was no way to play the game well. It didn't seem like there was any way to finesse the system/girl. You just poke and prod at her, the gauges inevitably go up and she is inevitably made flesh and eventually cums. The game also loses points for making the last molestation sequence a scene instead of a system. They even kinda had one that's available in the free play.

The three other mini-games are forgettable, even with the amusingly pervy explanation behind two of them.

The story was fairly enjoyable and didn't overstay its welcome. I personally would have preferred a male MC, but people gotta have their lolis for some fucking reason. Translation is a bit bad, but understandable.

Overall, decent but not great. It all hinges on the gameplay for me. While not great, the molestation system was good enough. However, the three other forgettable mini games featuring so prominently really hurt.

Main kink is petrification, so if you are into it this provides quite the good experience. Three separate areas (head, chest, hip) and several different stages of petrification to balance. What it means is that you can de-petrify, re-petrify different areas to your liking, and still keep the action going.

Speaking of which, the voice acting for background voice is quite top tier. Yes, repetitive once you play long enough but never boring. Matches well with the action that is happening.

Plot wise, short and sweet is the best way to put it. No long-winded story to explore, no plot twists, just straight to the point with 2 other endings that can be viewed immediately once you complete the story mode. The funny dialogue and delivery also make it much more fun to go through.

Gameplay and controls: very direct. You just click buttons. Even the up down left right are buttons on the interface. Although the 'touch the girl' part of the game requires a little bit of trial & error before you can properly have the game play out the way you want, it is not hard to grasp.

As a bonus, the CGs are available in a folder from the get go, so if you want to play some SFX in the background and just jack off to a petrified beauty, go right ahead my comrades. Peace.

A fun little game.

Translation: It's aight.

Story: The MC, the smol explorer girl, loots some ancient tech glasses and then falls down into an underground lake where there's a stone lady. Trying to get out she looks around, pokes the statue some before it can come to life sorta. She puts on the glasses and then touches the statue girl to turn her into a real girl, making her cum in the process. Then after some minigames and an escape sequence you both escape. Then presumably go have more lesbian sex. They don't show that part, but you know they did more after. Oh also the statue girl was some immortal they stuck there to fuel their ancient tech wizardry with her spirit or something. One thing I like though is unlike most of the touch a girl/trainer type things the restrained girl WANTS you to touch her, so she can stop being a statue and get out of her restraints. This blends into the audio design where you get pleasurable moans instead of the "I'm cumming but crying at the same time" as a lot of the genre do.



Gameplay: Another review talked about it, but yeah you poke various parts with your two hands. Later you'll get some extra devices you can attach to her too. Manage all your gauges to get them filled and make her flesh, fill up the other gauge that makes her horny and then you do a minigame. The minigames are fine, basically just guiding stuff around but I find it funny that the control method is the statue girl's body. Like you control this drone with her nipples. Honestly what a shitpost, 10/10.

H-Content/Art: Statue girl is cute. MC isn't my jam, but she isn't featured that much so not a problem. There's a couple CGs for the endings and in between each story event, but the main focus is poking her in various spots when she's restrained. If you've played any of the games in this genre, you should know what you're getting. I will admit that I found the wiggling elf ears after her face gets turned back to be pretty damn adorable.

Overall: Just a pretty short, fun experience. No bullshit 10 year exposition or grinding or anything. Just a short story, some decent gameplay gimmicks and good art.

STAAAATUUUE

Game was pretty interesting, a bit more involved than most "touch the girl" games. Personally I consider that a plus, although the touching aspect can drag on juuuuuust a bit.

The game itself consists touching the statue in different places, in different ways, to fill up three gauges at varying rates. Bit of a mouthful that. Anyway, doing so transforms stone to flesh, and consequently changes the way interactions fill up the gauges. What's more, there is a fourth gauge that is filled by selecting dedicated buttons that will decrease your primary gauges.

Each gauge level transforms a different amount of flesh, and can fluctuate up and down. Big part of the game is understanding how to manipulate these gauges, letting them go back-and-forth between stone and flesh. It's marginally fun, but explained poorly. Thankfully, the download includes a guide. I admittedly did not need it for my very quick run to the good end, mind you.

Outside the touching are some rather inventive mini-game-esque sequences. They're interesting, and not very difficult; barring the last mini-game, which I won't spoil, but know that it actually required some attention to complete. Even so it wasn't too bad to inhibit me beating the game.

Beating the game unlocks a free mode with an extra goodie, and let's you view the alternate bad-ends. Also there is a recording function that lets you replay your shenanigans in free mode, if you really enjoy playing this.

All in all, this is a quick game that is decently made. Took me maybe 30 minutes.

Oh, story was okay (but barebones,) and translation serviceable.

Game consists of a few different fairly easy mini games aside from the boat one at the end due to input delay. The sex mini game is confusing and I never really figured out how to keep her not stone.

I completed the good ending on my first try you can watch the other endings after beating the game. I'm not sure how you actually lose I think you have to fail or perhaps succeed at the sex mini game.

Very short but also drags on a little as the sex mini game is kind of frustrating.

Fully voiced with some good art though the amount of it is limited. Thankfuly it doesn't fall into any of the rpgmaker games traps. ie pointlessly large maps of nothing.

Worth playing if you have a half hour.

An oddly compelling and well put together variation on 'touch the girl'.

The story is well written for what it is and the gameplay loop was compelling enough to keep me interested to finish the game (although that last electricity puzzle was super annoying at the end).

Would have gotten 5* if it had interested me enough to continue playing after I beat it, but really, although you unlock a slightly different sex mode, I found it fairly shallow without the need to 'beat it' (no pun intended) that the story mode had.

Still, more than decent for me compared to a lot of the trite that I see nowadays.

The game is very short once you get a hang of the mechanics. The longest part is honestly probably just watching the 'conversations'.