Excellent troll. At least you entertain... the world needs more tactical, pointed, intelligent assholes like you to counter the numbing effects of stupid assholes, and I do mean that as a compliment. You should advocate for LilyUpdateWhen to get it's own F95 thread since it's totally non-ToT-related... y'know, except for 99% of the content of it. If I were the original poster of this thread, I would link it in the OP.
Bro, you make good points most of the time, but most notifications nowadays are just people being pricks about the same old shit because they feel like it. It was entertaining and even necessary to express to the devs the dissatisfaction of the fanbase for a bit, but there's only so many times you can listen to "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" before you realize you're not getting anything new out of it. It's a waste of time, except when legit questions are asked, news is posted or immediate reactions to said news or questions are made. If you say that you don't think LilyUpdateWhen is part of ToT lore, you're just lying to yourself. I personally think that you have the capacity to be enough of an a-hole to argue that point even though you don't believe it.
Were you REALLY excited to get that notification for ToT? Were you looking forward to showing the other followers how cool and snarky you could be? (Let's compare reaction scores and dick lengths while we're at it, since that improves our lives so much!) To me, you only showed me your predictability... I challenge you to be better.
TLDR version: Right, because people trying to be helpful suck and people only come to this thread to see what dickheads like you have to say.
BTW, congratulations on getting the "last" word in.