[Rev @ v1.0]
...ya lost me at "synergetic dynamic".
No art. I personally disagree with the presentation. The only way this could have gotten lower marks for visuals would have been to present the whole affair as a late-90s fangirl's Geocities site done in teal on white. Oooogleh.
I don't care for the writing voice; it suffers from a terminal case of Get To The Fucking Point syndrome and yet has no buildup-and-payoff interest curve. The characters are flat, dialog made me roll my eyes, the scenario is rote and for some godawful reason I now have the theme to the old Scooby Doo cartoon stuck in my head.
Sex scenes are marginally better written than the moment-to-moment plot, but .1 is also larger than 0. Without the buildup/payoffs in the narrative, the sex scenes are as weighty and arousing as any given I CAME meme.
Also the title annoys me.
Meta-TLDR: Instead of my usual TLDR to close out my own petty rant, I'ma leave an overarching TLDR for the whole experience:
Van broke down. I have tits now. Teenagers are annoying.
