RPGM - Completed - Uncle's Wife [Final] [DanGames]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    GuyGin

    This is the third game from DanGames that I have played and easily the worst. I wanted to put it down several times, but slogged it out in order to properly review it.

    The Good: The model is sexy, I'm not going to lie. She is mostly the reason I kept at this one, the other reason being pure spite. Is she the sexiest of the DanGames entries? No, not even close, however this appears to be a very early entry and if so, I think a lot of the mistakes should be forgiven.

    The Bad: I'll try to be brief, but there is a lot of bad in this game. The worst offense is gameplay. Whereas a lot of other DanGames entries moved to automatic, or at least visible, milestones, this game feels like putting together a puzzle in the dark. Not only do you have to slowly, agonizingly build reputation to unlock more options, but you have to progress a storyline with almost no clues, as well as meet a chore requirement to avoid "game over." It is entirely possible to grind up to 100 Dominion (the reputation meter) at 2-3 per day without ever knowing you were supposed to do something else. There are hidden requirements in order to progress dialogues, many of which only happen at specific locations, which seem to almost be at random sometimes, and no indication of what to do next. I slogged all the way to 40 Dominion before I realized I could unlock exercise and get in more than just three activities per day. The second worst offense is the very uninspired animations. Again, if this is truly one of the earlier entries, as I suspect, then this is understandable. But several sex acts are recycled and most of them are slightly more complex than moving two static dolls up and down. When compared to some of the newer entries from DanGames, this one does not hold a candle.

    Conclusion: This is probably the most skippable of the DanGames entries. If, however, you like the model and you feel compelled to see her getting fucked, then I encourage you to seek out one of the walkthroughs in the comments, because attempting this on pure, gamer instinct is going to be a long, frustrating experience.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Argrond

    Dan's games are all somewhat garbage-like, but wow, this one is amazingly awful. It's literally a grindfest with so little reward, and it is being unlocked so late, you just will not have enough patience or interest to get there.
    Do not touch this one even if you, for some reason, is a fan of his simple "games". This one is completely and utterly terrible, even compared to his other crap games.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    hentaiking

    Ok, you know exactly what to expect from this garbage by now. Awful grindy loop with alright female models getting plowed by shotas and for some fucking reason an unreasonably large game file. Grab a save in the thread and watch the scenes. Oddly enough, I like these shitty games. But they aint getting higher than a 1 star. They literally do not deserve it.