v0.4.5c
I am, once more, so entirely baffled at this game's rating. The UI is atrocious, the sex is less descriptive than most AI slop, the "conversation" function shouldn't even exist with how hollow it is, and the animations are...actually really funny. Terrible, but funny.
This game is a visual mess. 5 minutes in and you will understand. Colors are everywhere, stats are many, and meaning is lacking. This reads like a computer trying to turn sex into raw stats, and THAT is what's supposed to make you coom. What info do you get when having sex? Not lewd information. Not sexual depictions that are delightful to read. You get fucking numbers. The scripted events have details, but the interactive sex? Nothing. Next to fucking nothing.
The colors are everywhere thanks to this game's attempt to make things clear. Instead, it draws attention to everything else, making just how messy the setup is all the more apparent. Great idea on paper, but not so ideal when you're actually trying to read things. It would be better off with an itemized chart.
Am I supposed to...care for these characters? At all? Because if yes, why the actual fuck is there a "conversation" function in which it just tells you that you're chatting. No dialogue, no reactions, no expressions; nothing. Jack all. Everything in this game follows this function in execution. Mechanical. Lifeless. Devoid of feeling. I genuinely think this is the kind of system that you'd get if you told an AI to make a "meaning interpersonal bond forming system". It's just so soulless.
Then the animations. My GOD, the animations. First one I got was with the slime girl. First animation was with my girl and the slime, who was, at the time, just a grey outline. Then I got some actual lewds and the slime took form, and it was...not good. The art was smeared while it moved, and it actually looks identical to how a lot of things on the 3DS look. It's uncanny how similar it is. The faces are horribly skewed, their features stretch as they're animated strangely, and the proportions of the eyes and lips are...wrong. This is all to say that they really don't add to the lewds.
Then we have the fucking true sin of the battle system. You have to scroll every single time you choose something. Yet again, we have a highly rated porn game with zero emphasis on utility for said porn.
Everything in this sucks balls. Moving around the map sucks. Spending your time sucks. Having sex sucks. My character was getting plowed and the closest option I had to engage was "Give handjob". Yeah, you do that, pal.
I am, once more, so entirely baffled at this game's rating. The UI is atrocious, the sex is less descriptive than most AI slop, the "conversation" function shouldn't even exist with how hollow it is, and the animations are...actually really funny. Terrible, but funny.
This game is a visual mess. 5 minutes in and you will understand. Colors are everywhere, stats are many, and meaning is lacking. This reads like a computer trying to turn sex into raw stats, and THAT is what's supposed to make you coom. What info do you get when having sex? Not lewd information. Not sexual depictions that are delightful to read. You get fucking numbers. The scripted events have details, but the interactive sex? Nothing. Next to fucking nothing.
The colors are everywhere thanks to this game's attempt to make things clear. Instead, it draws attention to everything else, making just how messy the setup is all the more apparent. Great idea on paper, but not so ideal when you're actually trying to read things. It would be better off with an itemized chart.
Am I supposed to...care for these characters? At all? Because if yes, why the actual fuck is there a "conversation" function in which it just tells you that you're chatting. No dialogue, no reactions, no expressions; nothing. Jack all. Everything in this game follows this function in execution. Mechanical. Lifeless. Devoid of feeling. I genuinely think this is the kind of system that you'd get if you told an AI to make a "meaning interpersonal bond forming system". It's just so soulless.
Then the animations. My GOD, the animations. First one I got was with the slime girl. First animation was with my girl and the slime, who was, at the time, just a grey outline. Then I got some actual lewds and the slime took form, and it was...not good. The art was smeared while it moved, and it actually looks identical to how a lot of things on the 3DS look. It's uncanny how similar it is. The faces are horribly skewed, their features stretch as they're animated strangely, and the proportions of the eyes and lips are...wrong. This is all to say that they really don't add to the lewds.
Then we have the fucking true sin of the battle system. You have to scroll every single time you choose something. Yet again, we have a highly rated porn game with zero emphasis on utility for said porn.
Everything in this sucks balls. Moving around the map sucks. Spending your time sucks. Having sex sucks. My character was getting plowed and the closest option I had to engage was "Give handjob". Yeah, you do that, pal.