I played this and the entire time I thought to myself "Why am I playing this ridiculous game?"
All of the models look almost identical.
The writing is simplistic and silly.
The sex is robotic and anything but erotic (due to the poor writing, pacing and plot)
The plot is completely ridiculous and not in a fun way.
For the life of me I can't understand why this game has so many 5 star reviews.
If I had to sum University of Problems up in one word I think I would pick uninspired.
Is it the worst game I have ever played? No.
Will I remember playing this game in a few days? No.
Uneventful, generic, and forgettable.
Ultimately, the biggest problem is the terrible writing. It is really, really bad. A lot of the times I feel like I am reading the authors notes about what the characters would be saying when the dialog is actually written. Clearly this is an issue caused by someone trying to write in a language that isn't their native language. That is understandable, but it just doesn't work. A rewrite would help quite a lot. Not a proof read, but a rewrite. Human beings simply do not talk like this. It is hard to relate to any of the characters when they all seem like computer AI masquerading as human beings.
All of the models look almost identical.
The writing is simplistic and silly.
The sex is robotic and anything but erotic (due to the poor writing, pacing and plot)
The plot is completely ridiculous and not in a fun way.
For the life of me I can't understand why this game has so many 5 star reviews.
If I had to sum University of Problems up in one word I think I would pick uninspired.
Is it the worst game I have ever played? No.
Will I remember playing this game in a few days? No.
Uneventful, generic, and forgettable.
Ultimately, the biggest problem is the terrible writing. It is really, really bad. A lot of the times I feel like I am reading the authors notes about what the characters would be saying when the dialog is actually written. Clearly this is an issue caused by someone trying to write in a language that isn't their native language. That is understandable, but it just doesn't work. A rewrite would help quite a lot. Not a proof read, but a rewrite. Human beings simply do not talk like this. It is hard to relate to any of the characters when they all seem like computer AI masquerading as human beings.