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Easy to miss when the poster did not include the "/s" at the end.Think you missed the sarcasm.
Easy to miss when the poster did not include the "/s" at the end.Think you missed the sarcasm.
You're a braver man than most, I'll give you that.well some men are just more man than others i guess... i would tap that 6ways to sunday without the glasses..
Everyone's here love Myrtle. When Rose won the poll for the next update, everyone is making sure Myrtle's threesome with Rose is happening. Everyone's here (The art is great, and I like the humour which reminds me a bit of Monkey Island, the characters are also pretty well done except there could be a bit more variety, body-wise.
So, I have skimmed the thread and seen that I'm not alone in being unable to enjoy any Celestina content. Apparently some people can just ignore/forget who she actually is and I'm not quite sure yet, if I should be jealous or not. I haven't seen comments on Myrtle though. Myrtle is my favorite girl in a lot of ways, but I cannot, for the life of me, enjoy her H content - I constantly feel bad for Jack. Especially the cave scene, where she breaks the spirit of her promise by relying on a technicality. God damnit, make me hate Jack, let him be an asshole or at least a guy with an occasional anger problem, so I can enjoy MC fucking that beautiful blushing girl.
Jack left her in order to chase a dream for a free wish... sure his parting gift is to set her free from the shakles of their promise, but the guy had anything he could have wished for and still wanted moreThe art is great, and I like the humour which reminds me a bit of Monkey Island, the characters are also pretty well done except there could be a bit more variety, body-wise.
So, I have skimmed the thread and seen that I'm not alone in being unable to enjoy any Celestina content. Apparently some people can just ignore/forget who she actually is and I'm not quite sure yet, if I should be jealous or not. I haven't seen comments on Myrtle though. Myrtle is my favorite girl in a lot of ways, but I cannot, for the life of me, enjoy her H content - I constantly feel bad for Jack. Especially the cave scene, where she breaks the spirit of her promise by relying on a technicality. God damnit, make me hate Jack, let him be an asshole or at least a guy with an occasional anger problem, so I can enjoy MC fucking that beautiful blushing girl.
I could and would see it that way, if Myrtle looked at it that way or started to look at it like that. At one point I thought she would become angry at Jack for leaving her alone unprepared. And I would have been perfectly fine with that, Myrtle realizes Jack hasn't been such a good husband even besides the sexual things and willingly breaks her promise. But the way it was done, Myrtle still verbally and technically upholding the promise and on her way to a dangerous resuce mission, just irks me. Let's be real, I'm just salty I can't enjoy her content, but if that's only me, I haven't really got a case, have I?Plus he wanted to keep her at home, and he was stupid enough to go on a trip to look for a legendary tree and forget the map in his trousers. Fuck Jack
Well, she was already in love with the MC, as he's her 'real love' she sees when she opens her eyes on the crest (I know that's after spending the night with him, but still). In the cave she looks for a technic loophole because she just can't help her feelings and, if she has already made up her mind, who am I to feel bad about it?I could and would see it that way, if Myrtle looked at it that way or started to look at it like that. At one point I thought she would become angry at Jack for leaving her alone unprepared. And I would have been perfectly fine with that, Myrtle realizes Jack hasn't been such a good husband even besides the sexual things and willingly breaks her promise. But the way it was done, Myrtle still verbally and technically upholding the promise and on her way to a dangerous resuce mission, just irks me. Let's be real, I'm just salty I can't enjoy her content, but if that's only me, I haven't really got a case, have I?
Edit: After thinking about it, my problem isn't Jack, my problem is the undecidedness of Myrtle. At that point she should either finally forget about Jack or uphold her promise until the rescue mission fails or succeeds. What she does feels wrong to both parties, she gives MC the feeling that she's still in love and loyal to her husband but at the same time not really loyal. Apparently my dick finds that very unsexy for whatever reason. Stupid dick!
I think it's just you, I didn't find any issue with it she had been waiting for someone who wasn't going to be coming back had treated her badly in multiple ways and lied to her he broke his vows first besides the MC I think is a much better person for herI could and would see it that way, if Myrtle looked at it that way or started to look at it like that. At one point I thought she would become angry at Jack for leaving her alone unprepared. And I would have been perfectly fine with that, Myrtle realizes Jack hasn't been such a good husband even besides the sexual things and willingly breaks her promise. But the way it was done, Myrtle still verbally and technically upholding the promise and on her way to a dangerous resuce mission, just irks me. Let's be real, I'm just salty I can't enjoy her content, but if that's only me, I haven't really got a case, have I?
Edit: After thinking about it, my problem isn't Jack, my problem is the undecidedness of Myrtle. At that point she should either finally forget about Jack or uphold her promise until the rescue mission fails or succeeds. What she does feels wrong to both parties, she gives MC the feeling that she's still in love and loyal to her husband but at the same time not really loyal. Apparently my dick finds that very unsexy for whatever reason. Stupid dick!
There was a foursome in the last update, did you miss it? MC, tree, fox mommy and MC's sister-aunt-cousin.When can we fuck the tree
voting is for nerds anyway.Literally the next sentence: "The actual development period will vary depending on the story/quests." As has been discussed to death in this thread, the last couple updates have taken longer than 5 months because that's what we the patrons signed up for voting tiers voted for, and the last couple updates have added a lot more content than the 3—5 month updates did, proportional to the extra time. They update the progress tracker six days a week and post progress reports every fucking Friday, so we can all see for ourselves that they're not slacking off and the updates are taking longer because they're bigger updates. Want them to stick to shorter, smaller updates? Sign up for tiers that include voting and then vote for shorter, smaller updates.
Whinging on a pirate site about how long it's been since the last update and ninnyhammering about "milking" or "why I don't support the dev" when we all know you weren't going to support them anyway is like complaining the worst possible candidate won in an election you were eligible to vote in, but chose not to. You're free to do so, but everybody is just going to roll their eyes at you.