What do you consider the most anticlimactic tropes in porn games?

Ataios

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We all like porn games in general, but still, there are some recurring tropes in porn games that can quickly ruin an otherwise hot scene or story. So it's not about setting where you wont get a boner in any way, but about those, which are like a bucket of cold water over your dick. For me these are the following:

1) A lesbian woman turned straight. While a straight woman (preferably a curvy milf) turned lesbian is what I consider the most climactic porn archetype, a lesbian woman (in the worst case, a young girl, who tried first sexual experiences with a female school friend) turned straight by the male MC is for me the definition of anticlimax and an ultimate boner killer.

2) A lesbian encounter turning into an MMF threesome: Basically the short version of the above. It doesn't necessarily ruin the story, but it ruins the scene.

3) Harem building with inverted difficulty. First the MC blackmails his mother, than his sister joins in, then the MC has his first rather innocent romance with a girl he met at school. This is maybe less of a boner killer but more of a flaw in game design. Typically a game's difficulty should increase and not decrease. For a porn game this would mean, that it's odd that a character breaks an absolute taboo before having a completely normal and socially accepted relationship.

4)Thugs try to rape a female hero ... and succeed. I admit, I have a rather conservative outlook, when it comes to fantasy heroes. When a woman in shining armor is surrounded by a gang of thugs laughing dirtily, I expect her to kill them quickly and as painlessly (if her armor is golden or silver) or painfully (if her armor is black) as possible. No fear or hesitation in her eyes, no doubt who will win, just a quick show of her martial or magical prowess. The worst she has to expect is cleaning armor and weapons afterwards. I don't expect and don't want the thugs to pull the armor from her body and fuck her, especially, if she is the main character of a game.

What are your main boner killers and anticlimaxes?
 

RogueKnightUK

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That any woman who sees a penis is immediately filled with lust and unable to resist wanting it, even if it belongs to someone they have never had any interest in, or worse, are related to.

Most women do not like looking at dicks. Dicks are not pretty. Women don't tend to spend any time on porn sites looking at dicks. They could, and they don't. The natural reaction for most women looking at a dick is to laugh.
 

DawnCry

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1. Harem master trope: Hey, a good for nothing suddenly will have all the girls wanting to have sex with him!. This seems like a joke, it is the same good for nothing but "suddenly, pineapples". It's so random and stupid.

2. Perverted MC: Why do all the MC's have to act like underage virgin boys?!. Most of the games are like "here, you can peak!", come on, someone a bit more mature for a change?.

3. Lesbian = bisexual: Yeah there will be a lesbian character that will be ok with having sex with the MC, if she doesn't want to... you will force herself or blackmail her.

4. Thieves, thugs that just want to rape people: The rapist wannabe people that are only there to make the MC feel like a good person, even if he is a perverted piece of shit but hey, it could be worse!

5. One-dimensional girls: We have to all tastes, girls that hate the MC but after a night of sex she will love him, girls that ignore him, girls that... again it seems that there isn't anything that sex can't do, in the sense of making all girls become one dimensional and in love with the MC until the point they are stupid.

6. No harem conflicts: It seems by default that all girls seem okay with being in a harem and you won't have to persuade or achieve anything to do that feat, I would like life to be so easy.
 

Avaron1974

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If I see male protag and the lesbian tag I tend to avoid it, I know what's coming and it aint lesbian when dicks involved. I know this because i've been a lesbian all my life and dick has never been involved, same for all the other lesbians I know. The one that pisses me off the most is the lesbian being turned straight. Through magic in fantasy games or mind control or blackmail whatever have you it pisses me off every time.

Creepy bastard MC's. Shower spying, sleep rape and that one where he stares at a pair of tits while people talk to him and he has that weird internal monologue going on. I can't play games with shit like that in them, the MC always annoys me. Nothing says you love your family more than raping them while they sleep. Something that would cause severe psychological trauma, jail time and years of therapy to start getting over in real life is the gateway to love in these shitty games.

The worst offender for unbelievable bullshit is the mother that has about 3 or 4 kids seeing her sons dick and instantly turning into a drooling cock whore. Who writes this shit. The womans been taking dick for years, behave your nonsense.

One trope I hate that I see a lot is when the MC has 2 sisters, 1 older and 1 younger. The younger sister loves the MC while the older sister hates him. He doesn't know why she hates him but I do, she's read the script, she knows he's a creepy bastard.

Worse than all the tropes is when I see reviews for those arse end games with 5 stars saying the story is excellent.

Those are some amazingly low standards.
 

WhitePhantom

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MC's that do nothing with their lives but then suddenly the hot girl/s decide for no reason to drool over them.
You have no hobbies, no job, no personality, no friends and all you do all day is perv on females, then goes from "Hi" to "Please can you have sex with me?" (oh and 90% of the time you're a weedy kid too).

Really dislike it myself, but then I'm sure there are plenty of people who don't want anything but bird-chasing to occur in the game, no story etc.
 

whiskeyrose

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  • NTR, specifically when a heroine cheats on the player.
  • Anytime it's a plot point that the player is a sissy
  • When a primary trait of the MC is that he's a creepy disgusting asshole and all the models in his life fuck him anyway despite spending the first few meetings calling him a disgusting asshole.
  • When a heroine is brain-dead retarded about life in general, and the MC has sex with her by tricking her into it.
  • When the recipe for a submissive life-devoted sex slave slut is to have sex with her a couple times and then to verbally abuse her for a few moments.
  • When the plotline for a character is "sexually harass her until she gives up and fucks you." (Okay okay, Son of a bitch does this and I fapped like crazy to it, so I'm a hypocrit on that one.)
  • When you save someone's life and they immediately reward you with sex, often times next to the dead body of whatever you saved them from.
  • When a character rewards the MC with sex for mundane tasks, such as returning library books or simple household chores. Specifically if there is no plot reason as to why.
edit: forgot one of the worst

  • When the character has a gigantic penis that he's mocked and ashamed of.
 
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VEHX

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For me, the most anticlimatic, but not boring, trope would be mind break ala mind control, magic, drugs or just plain old gangbang/tentacles. This is usually preceded by a defiant claim by the unfortunate victim that she will never ever submit or some feeble pleas of clemency. I mean we all know how this is going to end........................
 

jamdan

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- Sleep groping, spying and all that creepy perv stuff. Thats a good way to get kicked in the balls, or worse. How does the girl literally never notice such things?
- When the girls (especially the "landlady") is perplexed by her "tenants " or friends or whoever elses dick. She has saw a dick before, they're all different levels of ugly. Dont act like its a piece of modern art (which is also generally ugly, but in a cool kind of way).
- Related to the previous. When MC has a baseball bat sized dick, maybe thats why everyone is so shocked to see it. Most porn stars IRL are like 7-8 inches, a lot of MC's are double that.
- Also related to the previous, but for the girls. They have literal melons attached to their chests, how do they walk? Gonna be like the hunchback of notre dame when they get old.
 
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BrokenDreams

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Worse than all the tropes is when I see reviews for those arse end games with 5 stars saying the story is excellent.

Those are some amazingly low standards.
You do have to keep in mind that many players(who are coming from regular porn) get their first introduction to adult gaming in this type of games and if the story is coherent and renders are good,they would easily be tempted to say 'This is the best game ever'.Only after playing many games in different genre's,they will understand that-"There are levels to this shit".

Wisdom comes from experience.
 
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anne O'nymous

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The worst offender for unbelievable bullshit is the mother that has about 3 or 4 kids seeing her sons dick and instantly turning into a drooling cock whore. Who writes this shit. The womans been taking dick for years, behave your nonsense.
What make this even less believable is that generally she's an alone mother, crave for dicks, and is perverted enough to take her son's one... but is totally afraid to date a guy. If she was really this craving for dicks and perverted, she would be doing one nightstand every single nights of her alone life.
Well, perhaps not at first when the children are still younger, but she will not wait a single second to fill the lost time once they are old enough to stay alone at home.


One trope I hate that I see a lot is when the MC has 2 sisters, 1 older and 1 younger. The younger sister loves the MC while the older sister hates him. He doesn't know why she hates him but I do, she's read the script, she knows he's a creepy bastard.
And generally she hate him because she totally lust for his dick.


edit: forgot one of the worst

  • When the character has a gigantic penis that he's mocked and ashamed of.
Or when the girls want this gigantic penis so hard. Guys, ask any women if she want to take your fist inside her, then let you go down to your elbow. You'll see, that really few of them are ready to give it a try, really few...
I know that proportions aren't always easy to keep with 3D modeling, but there's a difference between MC having a dick bigger than Rocco's one, and MC having a dick bigger than his arm. And when I see a game with the later, I can't look at it without thinking that the dev try to compensate his own micro penis.



As for myself, it's when interracial mean "white girls will become addicted to big black cocks once they'll saw one from a miles of distance".
 

Klain50

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I get that there are certain genres which are NOT for everyone and Im not gonna complain about the variety of genres but the storytelling behind it is what annoys me the most. If the story is compelling & engaging enough then others will like it . I'm so tired of seeing thousands of games with pretty much same copy paste premise just cause the first one was popular . I hope the developers will be more creative and produce new games including mixed genres so everyone can get some kind of fun out it .
Oh look Big Kok you sucky sucky boom boom shakalakalaka in you ... ?? FFS make new things and dont recycle same shit again and again
 

Mytez

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Drugging your family members because you want to grope or rape them while they sleep, risking their wellbeing because you want to grab their tits, bonus points if the family member is starting to be sexually interested in MC.

The sexually shy girlfriend turning into a slut when she's with other dudes, completely erasing every single bit of personality she had, as a cheap way of introducing NTR.

Confusing lesbians with bisexuals.

A 20+ y/o MC giving a twenty pages monologue about how much he likes a girl's cleavage and all the stuff he would like to do to it. Has he really never seen tits in his whole life?

Blackmailing family members, everything that involve doing something hurtful to them and then magically making them all "fall in love" with MC.
 
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ZagorTeNay

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Ohh, baby...

Give it to me...

You are so tight/hard...

Yes, Yes, Yeeees!


Most sex dialogue ( or monologue) is hilarious/bad in these games, something straight out of porn movie. Few exceptions though, like Sophie/MC banter ( Personal Trainer).

Also most female protagonist games. Nothing against them, on it's own, but most turn them into dumb sluts jumping from one fat pervert to the next.
Why can't any have decent male options ( like MCs from Retrieving the past, New Home, Intoxicating flavor, etc)
 
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Ataios

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I find shota content repulsive and disgusting as well, but I wouldn't call it anticlimactic, as it obvious from the start. If I know the protagonist is some shota brat, I wont play it in the first place.

Another anticlimactic trope:

5) Surprise futa. When you suddenly discover, the woman that made you horny has penis, that's quite a boner killer.