tanstaafl
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- Oct 29, 2018
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I swear to god my biggest pet peeve is that eagles Tolkien thing...which isn't a plot hole in the first place. It's not my fault you have to be a Tolkien lore expert to know why.Already gave the title and the dev's name, but here. Don't die.
Not really a fan tbh. I agree there were plotholes, but I didn't hate the books, and I think overfocus on plotholes is a flaw in geek reviewing. What's more important is how plotholes or any other flaws undermine the plot, or other aspects of the work. I think other flaws in Rowling's work are more relevant but I don't think that kills the magic.
And a lot of plothole talk is really about geeks suggesting hacky snakeoil solutions that are worse. Think "wHy No EaGlEs" criticism for The Lord of the Rings that tries to frame a moral, political and military problem as a pseudo "technological" one that can be solved with a lifehack.
(Spoiler: If you want to put a small tasty hobbit on the back of a carnivorous, sapient, powerful in might and magic eagle who has low resistance to the one ring for an extended period of time...go for it, see how it works out for you. Ask Boromir how well it worked out for him just walking near him.)
Edit: I mean, Galadriel looked like this at the mere thought of holding the damn thing. Picture a fucking Eagle pulling this shit.

Edit2: Not to mention that flying in the air would be INCREDIBLY FUCKING VISIBLE TO THE BIG GOD DAMN EYE that could roast the eagles at incredible range if they tried that shit.
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