English: 6
User Interface: 3
User Experience: 2
Art: 0
Dialogue: 0
Story: 0
Opinion: 0
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Avg: 1.57/10
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To fully illustrate the mental calluses I had to build up to try this out, I have to direct you to the prequel. "I'm so cool, rich, handsome, and have 4 girlfriends, and the issue was convincing them to let me have 4 girlfriends, buut it only took .002345708 seconds." Reading an "alpha male" fantasy is taxing for multiple reasons. Either the narcissistic tendencies of MC, or the writing made to sound like "Look, player, this is all stuff you can't have" And the characters all look into the camera and smirk at you. This one does it with sharkboy's head grafted on the rock's body. And gives you another degree of separation opening with MC and his barbie doll bimbos talking to a camera saying "These are the hardships we faced" But the hardships are almost always "I couldn't decide to fuck platinum blonde bimbo A, or dirty blonde bimbo C. And to top it off "naming the character" doesn't even work, they still call him jason which is hilarious. Then, "Yeah, here's a tour of my mansion. This is a room I solely dedicate to the church of pump. Now here's the kitchen, wait hold on, I need to fuck this girl real quick." And it does that joke two more times. Finishing out the intro with MC stating how he speedran college and was better than everyone. To you, the reader, who is still not(and never will be) him.
And I was gonna go on tangent after tangent about issues with this. But all that changed as soon as Dev has underage Rebekah naked and masturbating. And before anyone says anything, less than 20 lines before that scene, the SAME DAY, she says she has months before she turns 18. I don't care how close that is or how old she looks, that's underage and gross. And for whatever dumb reason this website changed the ONE GOOD RULE on here from "No underage content of any kind" to "Use discretion" which is sick and disgusting. As soon as I got to this point I was done. I was gonna make jokes and critique the "story" but underage content of any kind just makes me angry so I can't advocate anyone play this game.