tanstaafl
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True. I've known that shit I posted for decades now and I STILL wish I had a third leg.
Why do Devs always give the MC a giant dick?
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Dryme
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MissCougar
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Dick size is basically nothing but hitting your cervix is painful over a bit of time. If you just hit it some during sex it's not bad but if you are stabbing into it it's painful.
I also don't get off easily by vaginal penetration. The initial penetration is nice, but after that it's very mental and you have to be in the moment.
Clit stimulation is where it's at. Some of the best lovers understand to get the woman off first by clit stimulation then they can get off however they want. It's nice to be in a swimmy clit orgasm and get penetrated while you are in the throws of bliss, very nice.
So for me, the size of your dick is effectively meaningless and none of my friend groups talk about dicks or dick sizes. I've talked about more sex toys and vibrators than man bits.
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I wish this was a requirement.
But if it was we'd probably have a lot smaller population.
Pfft, lies. I have it on good authority that the clit doesn't actually exist. Made up by big-orgasm to confuse people.
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Oh, finally, someone else thinks like me. thanks .
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Ok, a bit weird that that can happen.
I think I ranted about peeing on stuff or something and posted this:
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In a way you're not wrong because the part that gets the attention in media is the tip of the clit. That's actually annoying and can be painful to toy with, at least for me. You got to rub the hood part of that bit, which is the pleasure engine.
Don't mess with the bead part, it's a lie!
My ex actually loved it.
Women be weird.Edit: Fuck, "different strokes" would've been way funnier.
MissCougar
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No doubt!My ex actually loved it.
Edit: Fuck, "different strokes" would've been way funnier.
There are clit suction toys I kind of want to try out too that some of my friends have endorsed. I just get too much of a shock if that area is messed with too much, so I haven't made any purchases yet for fear of buyers remorse. Women are very diverse in which parts down there work and don't work well.
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So true I have guy friends who would buy nice sports cars imagining that it would attract women.
It just attracted other guys to him to talk about his car.
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They are just friends. I'm not their target audience, but I do get to laugh when they tell their stories about how many men stop them on their cool cars or motorcycles and that is not how they envisioned that to happen.
They still love their cars though, they just really wanted the women to love them too.