A funny game about making fat stacks with daytrading and banging various babes. The concept is fine, but the execution has some issues. You can invest in 7 different stock, go long or short on the index stock, and click on a button to do a "day job"for a bit of money. The stocks pay dividend, and you can buy low sell high for profits. So far, it seems like cookie clicker with an extra ability to sell your moneymakers.
he problem is, is that the ability to manage your stocks is really poor. You cant see the price of each stock, unless you click on it and open the buy/sell menu. The game uses RED for profit, GREEN for loss, yes. RED FOR PROFIT, GREEN FOR LOSS. This is so mindnumbingly stupid, i have no idea why the would ever do this. On top of that, when you buy stock, it will show a red up arrow to tell you you can sell the stock for profit, green if the stock dropped and you would sell at a loss. Apart from the stupid color choices, this is absolutely useless to get a feel whether to hold or sell. You cant see any charts to see if a stock is leveling off, or still rises. Only think you can do is open the stock menu, look at the price, wait a day, then open it again. Once the arrow goes from red to green, it doesnt mean your stocks arent increasing in price anymore, it means the stockprice dropped so much you are actually below your initial investment. Also, it might just be me, but i noticed that if you buy low, it will always rise, but then drop after a week or so. So you must buy, sell a week later, or watch the stock drop way below the original price. Ive seen steel stay at ~90 dollars per stock for weeks, but the moment i stepped in, see it drop to 20 dollars.
The game also has a news feed, like "steel is rusting, expect a price drop", but ive rarely seen the markets react to it.
The saving grace are the extra powers you get, like a pump and dump scheme, or income multiplier.
The porn is also so-so. The art is okay, nothing special, but better than your average DAZmodel or clumsily drawn RPGmaker portrait. The sex scenes are okay, with a decent variety. The buildup is almost 0 though. You have maybe 100 lines total of characterization. The fetish content is also decent, from handholding sex with a young delivery girl to a wild orgy with women you bought at the a billionaires conference. Only thing i disliked is the foot fetish stuff, although one girl then calls up her husband since he's a cuck that enjoys watching his wife get fucked, so things can be wild.
The real star I would say is the humor. You should know a bit of the investment lingo, like holding stock, pump and dump, passive income, to the moon, that sorta stuff. There are also referrences, like the steel company is "stark industries" from iron man, and the straw hat pirates raid steel cargo (i think they're from one piece). There is also a sequence where an idol gets caught masturbating by a webcam, then she ends up going into the porn industry. The game also generally embraces the madness of people snorting coke and screaming at eachother to buy and sell stuff and how everyone is stupid if they arent in it right now.
Why only a 3/5? Well, the game has some issues. It freezes if you are too slow in some of the sex scenes, pressing F5 will restart the game, the UI sucks, buttons not always work smoothly, the music and fullscreen settings reset on restart, and sometimes the game seems to hang for a second to load something in (and no, my computer has enough horsepower to run this).
If you have time to blow and like the investment memes, this game is recommended, if you want to fuck some cute girls with minimal dialogue but not just flat CG, and a bit of spice in the fetish stuff, this game could also be a nice game. But otherwise its not really that great.
