- Jul 31, 2021
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So, the last while I've just been poking around this game using save files posted here, but now that I've actually sat down and tried to play the game, I feel confident in saying that it's time for me to throw myself at dev's feet and beg for a mode that doesn't instantly kill me any time an enemy coughs in my general direction. I fully realize that I'm just ass at this game, it's 100% on me, but I would very much appreciate the ability to enjoy this game without wanting to slam my face through a wall every time the same 2 flying tit flowers stun lock and instakill me because I'm bad at Dark Souls frame perfect dodging and attacking my way through every enemy encounter. Like, seriously, I would pay real, hard earned dollars for a God Mode cheat code right about now so that I can actually play this game without wanting to jump off my roof because of how absolutely terrible I am at this game.
That said though, literally everything besides me being total ass, this game fuckin rules. Animations are great, the game over sequences are good (when I don't have to watch them 47 times in a row because I suck), there's MOUNTAINS of content, and if you're good at games and/or one of those psychos that run through Dark Souls like it's fuckin Tetris, I imagine you wouldn't find the gameplay half bad at all. Again, I just happen to blow massive ass at it and this post is ultimately just my attempt at turning my pain into humor for the enjoyment of others while simultaneously begging for a way to end my torment.
TL;DR: I'm quite possibly the worst gamer alive so would really appreciate some cheat codes and/or an "Easy" difficulty setting where I don't die instantly to every enemy that sneezes in my general direction because I collect Game Overs like they're fuckin baseball cards.
That said though, literally everything besides me being total ass, this game fuckin rules. Animations are great, the game over sequences are good (when I don't have to watch them 47 times in a row because I suck), there's MOUNTAINS of content, and if you're good at games and/or one of those psychos that run through Dark Souls like it's fuckin Tetris, I imagine you wouldn't find the gameplay half bad at all. Again, I just happen to blow massive ass at it and this post is ultimately just my attempt at turning my pain into humor for the enjoyment of others while simultaneously begging for a way to end my torment.
TL;DR: I'm quite possibly the worst gamer alive so would really appreciate some cheat codes and/or an "Easy" difficulty setting where I don't die instantly to every enemy that sneezes in my general direction because I collect Game Overs like they're fuckin baseball cards.